#ghostbustersincorrectquotes

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Janine: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Winston: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ray: 'Nicest Personality'

Peter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Egon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Peck: You should be ashamed of yourself, Dr. Venkman.

Peter: And yet I’m not.

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Janine: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea -

Peter: And I ignore you? Yeah.

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Egon: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? 
Ray: Plane tickets? 
Winston: Concert tickets? 
Egon, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Janine: *sees a small group of people doing something stupid*

Janine: What a bunch of idiots

Janine: *realizes it’s Peter, Ray, Egon, and Winston*

Janine: Oh wait, those are MY idiots

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Egon: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Peter:

Ray:

Winston:

Janine:

Dana:

Louis:

Everyone else at Egon’s surprise birthday party:

Peter: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Janine: I get this weird feeling in my chest every time I see you.

Egon: …

Janine: …

Egon: Is it heartburn?

[incorrect-ghostheads]

Egon: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? 
Egon: And atoms never touch each other. 
Egon: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch Peck.