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Steve Fisher - Saxon's Ghost - Pyramid - 1972 (cover illustration by Gene Szafran)
When there's something strange in the neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTCHASERS!
since i’m drawing neopets again it would simply be ludicrous for me not to redraw The Picture; so now, in order, we have: 2005, 2006, 2011, 2021, and 2024. here’s to 19 years of my boy being tormented by the media in every universe
updated profile pics for the Gang. :3 20 years of drawing these three! feels very good to be drawing them again tbh. i guess i kind of did learn to draw in the first place thanks to them!
as for what their deal is, well, basically, as those who know me might already guess: they chase ghosts
actually you know what i’m going to start putting it here. if all i’m writing right now is neopets fanfic then that’s simply what all of you are going to have to see. or scroll past, according to your desire. anyway here’s my two-chapter short story (novelette??) about the aging Internet, the struggle to find a place for yourself in the grown-up world, and how nothing lasts forever, especially the things that felt like they would when you were a kid. It’s also about ghosts. obviously
MOVING PARTS: Part One
(Part Two here)
GIVING UP THE GHOST
Neopian Adventurers Must Adapt to Changing Times or Be Buried With History
by Corey Copperbottom, Neopian Times correspondent
NEOPIA CENTRAL — A long, long time ago, an especially unusual Neopian Times article was penned by an especially unusual predecessor of mine, one Tanya Deanyn. Justifiably regarded as something of a sensationalist in her day, Deanyn had made it her mission to scout the next big adventure hero (bear in mind, this was before the discovery of several now well-trodden locales such as Geraptiku and Moltara, and certainly before the well-publicized budget cuts earlier this year forced the Defenders of Neopia to shutter its doors) and subsequently use the platform afforded to her by the Neopian Times to skyrocket her champion (and presumably herself as well) to fame and glory. Why she picked a scrawny, ghost-hunting teenaged Shoyru—barely out of high school and with all the charisma of an Almost Gummy Rat (Grape)—remains a mystery to this day. And as it’s now been several years since anyone at NT Headquarters last heard a peep from Ms. Deanyn, it seems doubtful anyone will be solving that particular mystery soon, if ever.
But mystery was an inescapable part of life back then. Deanyn’s “Ghostchaser” stories—pulpy tales precipitated from the chemical reaction between a quirky ghost-hunting youth and a mediocre writer with ambition so inexhaustible and gloriously out of proportion with the scope of her work that it frequently approached megalomania—passed for journalism because they were exactly what the average Neopian wanted to read with their morning cup of joe. In that changing world, where the unexpected lurked around every corner, people wanted to know that there was someone out there keeping them safe. Tanya Deanyn’s work was moderately popular. For a while, Kiyoshi Paco, Deanyn’s eponymous “Ghostchaser”, became a household name.
Then the market crashed.
Almost overnight, the jobs dried up. Danger and mystery are expensive, and citizens learned to be safe, rather than sorry. Suspected pirate hideouts were demolished, city walls got taller. Royal mages were called in to cast anti-ghost charms around settlements prone to haunting. Adventurers like Paco, who had until that point put food on their tables largely through charitable donations and the goodwill of those ordinary Neopians they ostensibly served to protect, found themselves in the difficult position of needing neopoints to survive but being incapable of earning them. Before young Paco fell off the map, records show he was making minimum wage as a clerk at the Guild of Explorers headquarters here in Neopia Central. What became of him after his scant five months of employment there came to an abrupt end is unknown, because he never again achieved anything worth reporting.
And he’s certainly not the only would-be hero to suffer this ignoble decline in relevancy. Around the globe, that old image of the classic adventurer—his grin roguish and his collar popped as he fearlessly charts a course through the unknown—has faded from the minds of modern Neopians. The current generation is more likely to know Jake the Explorer from a cereal box than they are to recall the legendary jungle adventures that made him the early face of the Guild of Explorers in the first place. For what is there left unknown that’s even worth knowing? Does the discovery of the tomb of some long-dead king in the Lost Desert help me run my tax-filing business in Shenkuu? Will the temporary banishment of a ghost from a house in Neovia lower my rent in Neopia Central?
As a society we have well and truly moved beyond the childish need for adventurers to come and save us, and it’s high time we admit that—lest we fall victim all over again to some opportunistic new “reporter” who’s just a couple coconuts shy of a coconut shy.
After all, everyone has to grow up someday—even ghost hunters.
*
One of the last holdouts of adventure was, of course, the Guild of Explorers, whose venerable headquarters stood near Neopia Central’s old town centre on emerald green lawns that were just a touch overgrown, its huge double doors flanked by marble columns whose numerous nicks and scuffs were only noticeable on close inspection. It was within the hallowed halls of this prestigious institution that a split Aisha named Tyra Magena was spending a pleasant summer evening enjoying a small adventure of her own.
“This will be the end of exploration as we know it!”
The Aisha responded to the heated declaration with practiced nonchalance, letting her hands slide down along the burnished wooden edges of her lectern until her arms were fully extended, framing the roughly brick-shaped metal gadget on display. Her expression was perfectly calibrated to convey a sort of dignified indulgence as she peered over the top of the device at the belligerent Tuskaninny in the first row. He was on his feet (so to speak), his angrily puffed red cheeks making him look very much like some variety of freshly boiled seafood.
“Mr. Blom, as we have discussed at many other points in this series,” said Tyra, “Exploration will live on as long as we explorers live on to do it. My invention will keep all of us alive longer, so we can spend more time doing just that.”
Scoffs and retorts broke out across the packed lecture hall.
“This conversation is going nowhere! I can’t believe the Guild is still humouring this ludicrous proposal!” Mr. Blom the Tuskaninny whipped his head around, appealing to the blue Kougra seated at the moderator’s desk next to Tyra. “Jake old boy, I beg of you. Put an end to this sham and send this deceitful technophile back to her evil lab.”
“The Guild reminds all members that personal attacks are not tolerated in the course of an academic debate,” Jake intoned, spinning a pen between his fingers absently. “Your concerns have been noted, Mr. Blom, but as this is an open forum, you must remember that not everyone here shares them. A portable communicator like one being presented by Ms. Magena would make many of your fellow explorers feel safer in the field.”
“That’s right! Some of us aren’t as young as we used to be!” shouted a grey-bearded Ogrin near the back of the hall. “If I fall into a pit trap and can’t get up again, I should jolly well like to be able to call for a lift!”
“Have we really gotten so soft?” A grizzled Skeith a few rows away had twisted around on the bench so she could shake her walking stick menacingly in the Ogrin’s direction. “Back in my day, we’d fall into three pit traps before breakfast on most adventures! And we’d like it.”
“Maybe that’s why your joints sound like Scarblade’s hull every time you move!”
“The Guild reminds all memb—“
“Peril builds character!”
A clear but pleasant voice spoke up. “I think we’re all being a little selfish.”
At once, the bickering died out, and a sheepish silence fell over the hall as all eyes turned to a young spotted Lupe at the end of the first row. With her wildly curled orange hair and bright, earnest expression, she made a striking impression that seemed to effortlessly command the respect of the other guild members. She closed the notebook she had been writing in, wholly unbothered by the sudden attention on her as she continued, “The whole point of a guild is to connect as many different people as possible under a common goal, isn’t it? We’re all very different people, it’s just silly to assume we’re all going to agree on something like this. We all have our preferred tools and techniques for exploring, and Tyra’s comm would just be one more option. No one’s forcing you to use one.”
“Well said, Aley,” said Jake after a moment’s silence. “As usual. We’d all do well to remember that the point of this series is to generate conversation about the applications of technology for the modern adventurer, not to debate the validity of the technology itself.”
“How do we even know it will work?” demanded Mr. Blom. The colour of his face had become marginally less alarming, but he still stood, now pointing accusingly at the silvery brick on Tyra’s lectern. “If we pin all our hopes on some little box that runs out of batteries right when we need it, we’ll be worse off than if we never had it at all!”
“Tyra wouldn’t do that,” Aley said. “If she says it’s gonna work, it’s gonna work.”
Jake sighed. “Once again, Mr. Blom, our speaker’s credentials are not up for debate. Ms. Magena’s expertise speaks for itself. Many people in attendance tonight, including Aley and myself, have used her inventions before and can attest to the reliability of her workmanship.” He removed his fedora, running his hands through his hair. “Anyway, as far as I’m concerned, so long as this technology takes a support role to the people actually doing the exploring, I’m all for it. Adventure should be about challenging yourself, I agree—using all your senses to experience everything the world has to offer. But you can only do that if you’re not spending all your time worrying about getting lost, or hurt, or worse. Let’s face it. Guild enrollment is down, and it gets lower every year. Anything that gets more people out there is a good thing in my books.”
Tyra nodded, speaking up. “And remember, the specific device being presented here is just a prototype. It’s perfectly functional already, but it’s only one example of the kind of utility technology could bring to our discipline.”
“Not to keep kicking a dead Whinny about it,” drawled a rugged-looking Island Shoyru with his boots propped up on the back of the row in front of him. “But there shouldn’t be a buffer between an explorer and the unknown. Call me old-fashioned if you want. But adventure with convenience is just tourism.” Murmured noises of agreement followed his remark, but Jake cut them off.
“I can see we’ve reached the end of any productive discourse for tonight, so let’s leave it there,” the Kougra said, putting on his hat as he rose. “As a reminder, this series continues tomorrow night at 6, when we’ll all have the distinct honour of going through this all over again. Thank you for your time once more, Ms. Magena.” He strode across to her and shook her hand to scattered applause, although an equally audible rumble of frustrated muttering filled their ears as the attendees began to shuffle back through the tiered seating towards the exits.
“Sick of us yet?” Jake asked her under the commotion.
“Are you kidding?” Tyra flashed him a grin as she stacked her papers and grabbed her prototype comm from the lectern. “I live for this.”
On her way out through the darkened foyer, she was unsurprised and a little smug to see Mr. Blom lurking near the open front doors, looking agitated. At the first sight of her, he pounced.
“How many lectures has it been now, Magena? How many more until you’re satisfied?” A string of spittle swung from his mustache, glittering in the moonlight. “Are you trying to punish us for something?”
“Mr. Blom,” Tyra said with a dramatic sigh. “It’s 10:30. This lecture was supposed to wrap up over an hour ago. Go home.”
The Tuskaninny moved to block her path. “I think you want us to fall apart. You’re trying to make us fail like you and your little Ghostchasers gang failed all those years ago. Oh yes, there’s no point in denying it. We know all about it. Don’t you read the Neopian Times?”
“Yes, and there’s very little I enjoy doing less,” Tyra said, sidestepping Mr. Blom while he continued to bluster and froth.
“Don’t walk away from the truth, Magena!” he yelled after her, even as she started down the steps outside. “You haven’t heard the last from me!”
“I’m counting on it,” she called back over her shoulder. It’s what’s paying my rent.
*
Kiyoshi was just getting to Thyme when he heard keys at the door.
“Hey,” Tyra’s greeting sounded especially tired tonight. She stepped into the apartment and slung her briefcase down on the chair by the door, then looked around and blinked. “Wow,” she said. “Did you clean up in here again?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess,” the Shoyru replied absentmindedly. He fished out the jar that he’d just spotted hiding behind the nearly-full spice rack and scanned its label, which proudly declared its contents to be Cinnamon!. Suddenly overwhelmed by the cruel machinations of destiny, he groaned, sinking into the bar stool and surrendering his head to the oblivion offered by his arms.
Through the depths of his despair, he was vaguely aware of Tyra coming closer, then stopping when she was in front of the kitchen island he’d spent the last hour labouring away at.
“Kiyoshi,” came Tyra’s voice after a couple of seconds. “Are you alphabetizing my spice rack?”
“It didn’t work,” he said wretchedly, lifting his head just enough to cast a withering glare upon the jar clutched in his fist. He used it to gesture at the top row of the spice rack, where the neatly organized little jars had indeed failed to preserve even the slimmest space in their lineup that might now accommodate their fallen brethren Cinnamon!. “It’s okay. I’ll start over.” And with that, he grimly began the process of removing the jars from the rack.
“I don’t even cook,” Tyra said. “You know that.”
“I didn’t have anything else to do. I finished the bookshelf earlier today.”
“The… which one?” Tyra said, dumbfounded.
“Oh. The last one. All of them.”
It’s going to take me years to figure out where anything is, Tyra thought, but managed to calm her voice before she spoke again. “Kiyoshi, you really don’t have to do any of this.”
“I‘m not doing anything else,” he mumbled, focussing on his domain of spices.
Tyra slid onto the stool next to him. “Did you ever meet up with that girl with the haunted swimming pool?”
“Yeah,” Kiyoshi said without looking at her. “False alarm. It was a setup for her podcast.”
“Another podcast?”
“She said she’d pay me in exposure. Like I need any more of that.”
Tyra struggled to think of something to say. “There’s gotta be a legitimate haunting somewhere in Neopia Central. One of these days someone will really need you.”
“The one time there was actually a ghost, the ghost was in on it too.”
“Kiyoshi—“
“Those paint brushes should be illegal.”
“Kiyoshi, it’s not your fault that people aren’t being honest with you.”
“But it is my fault for not being honest with myself.” The jar of Cinnamon! rolled off the counter and clattered to the floor. “If people don’t need a professional ghost hunter anymore, that’s fine. That’s good, actually. But I need to be able to move on with the rest of the world. I thought if I could keep that job at the Guild of Explorers, at least that’s kind of related to something I’m almost good at, but…” He shrugged his shoulders heavily, slumping onto the countertop again.
“They didn’t deserve you,” Tyra said automatically, but Kiyoshi’s wings curled around him further and she immediately knew it had been the wrong thing to say. By all the light of Fyora, she was bad at this.
“I just feel bad staying here for free,” Kiyoshi mumbled.
“You paid the whole rent for like the first three months after you sold your neohome,” Tyra said firmly.
“And then never again.”
“Yeah, but you can’t help it if the neohome market is abysmal. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. My parents are still paying half my rent, even after all the times I’ve asked them to stop.” She shrugged. “I’m probably making more than them at this point, with all the honorariums I’m getting from the GOE. Seriously. Don’t worry about the rent. Besides, I’m happy you’re here. You’re a good roommate, and a good friend.”
He looked up. “I am glad you’re doing well, at least.” He gave her a small smile. “One of the three of us had to be successful.”
“I think Jeri qualifies as successful,” Tyra said, remembering how the final member of their old ghostchasing party balked at the prospect of a steady job with the Guild of Explorers and ran away to Krawk Island with his old treasure-hunting partner Aidne, “if getting as far away from a desk job as possible counts as his measure of success, which I think it does.”
She hopped off her stool to pick up the Cinnamon! “I know this is going to sound ungrateful,” she said. “But for what it’s worth, I still don’t really feel successful. There’s so much more I could be doing with this tech. I hate feeling like I’m not allowed to take it as far as I know I can.”
Kiyoshi sat up a little, studying her. “NaKaranth?”
Tyra sighed. “Yeah.”
Tyra’s first communicator—the clunky original that she had taken on countless excursions over the years, that had gotten their old team out of countless scrapes—had been a collaboration between herself and an unusually sociable Alien Aisha named NaKaranth. He had scavenged the components for her comm from space junk he found floating around the Virtupets station. Without his help, she would never have been able to build anything like it, and NaKaranth knew it. His people had rules about the dispersal of advanced technology to Neopians, rules that she had consistently persuaded him to bend in her favour. But her plans to mass-produce and distribute a smaller version of her own comm had definitely crossed a line. Even though (as she had attempted to explain to him) the inner workings of her prototypes were ‘paraphrased’ and not ‘transcribed’ from the original comm, the situation had stressed the Alien out enough that he had jumped planet and returned to the Homeworld. He once mentioned that some of the snoopier Homeworlders had started asking questions about her, but at the time she had stupidly internalized it as a compliment.
So now here she was: tiptoeing along on an annoyingly short leash that she couldn’t bring herself to break. She hadn’t talked to NaKaranth in over a year but she still found that she was unable to fully dive in and explore the comm to its fullest potential—somehow knowing that if she did, she wouldn’t be able to stop herself, and the already strained threads of their friendship would be torn beyond any hope of repair.
Tyra realized that Kiyoshi was still watching her. To stop herself from feeling self-conscious, she said suddenly, “Do you ever feel like your whole life has just been packing for a trip you haven’t taken yet?”
Kiyoshi swivelled his stool back and forth, laughing a little. “I’ve often felt the train could hurry up a little, yeah.”
“Very inconsiderate of it to leave us waiting at the station all these years.”
“It’s like. If this is the real world everyone told us we needed to be a part of, why is it so hard to find anywhere we fit?”
Tyra sighed. She placed the Cinnamon! randomly on the third shelf of the spice rack, which made Kiyoshi frown. She propped her elbows on the counter and leaned back languidly. “We’ll get there eventually. We both will. Me? I just need to have a stroke of genius and find the perfect battery for my comm, and then it’ll be smooth sailing.” She made a half-hearted pantomime of a boat sailing by with her hand.
Kiyoshi seemed unconvinced, but interested. “What, um. What do you need for the battery?”
Tyra rolled her shoulders. “The original comm has this big crystal wired into it that feeds into every system in the machine. NaKaranth called it Zigzagium and I still don’t know if he was lying. But I can’t get more of it anyway, so I have to find a substitute. The placeholder battery I’ve got in the prototype is…” Tyra considered her words. “Bad. Like, really bad. It needs to be plugged in every few hours to recharge. Ask me how well I think that would go over with the Guild if they found out.”
“Could you use magic somehow? Is that weird?” Kiyoshi said abruptly.
Tyra laughed, but Kiyoshi pressed on, even as his cheeks flushed. “I mean. I know I don’t know anything about magic, but you’ve been studying it on the side, haven’t you? I don’t think Alien Aishas can do magic, so maybe it’s something only you could think of? Can you even combine magic and technology, or is there like. Some cosmic rule against it?”
“No, it’s a good idea,” Tyra said. “I’ve been thinking about it. But it’s tricky. The more complicated the solution, the less likely it is that it’ll work. The new comms are so small, there’s no space for any extraneous parts. Every single one of them needs to be the perfect match for the job it’s meant to do. And if I’m going to try working magic into it, I barely even know where to begin. I’ve got this whole list of materials and reagents I’d like to try experimenting with somewhere along the line, but I haven’t really had a chance to go out and buy any of them yet.” She yawned. “These stupid lectures are eating up all my time. Prepping the lectures, delivering the lectures, staying to give witness reports after the lectures…”
“Can I see it?”
She looked at him blearily. “The witness reports?”
“The list,” said Kiyoshi. He was sitting up straight now, eyes brighter than Tyra had seen them in a long time. “Can I borrow it?”
Tyra blinked at him, then rummaged around in an inner pocket of her lurid green overcoat until she found a crumpled piece of note paper. “I guess you can,” she said hesitantly, “but listen, Kiyoshi, don’t worry about it. I can get this stuff myself. It’s my problem anyway. I just need to stop losing track of time in my workshop, and be better about sticking to my schedule, and maybe start waking up a little earlier…”
She didn’t remember closing her eyes, but the next time she opened them with a start that nearly had her slipping off her stool, Kiyoshi was standing in front of her, already holding the tattered list in his hand.
“Tyra,” he pleaded. “For the love of Fyora please let me do this for you.”
*
The first few items on the list were easy enough, but by noon the next day, Kiyoshi started running into problems.
“Angelpi don’t lay eggs, and even if they did, I wouldn’t give you one!” snapped the green Usul at the Petpet Shop, clambering onto a stepstool to toss a handful of seeds into the cage of squawking Pawkeets that hung over the checkout counter.
“They don’t?” Kiyoshi said uncertainly, but only the excited screeches of the Pawkeets answered him. The Angelpuss on the counter tottered over and rubbed against his hand. He scratched it under its chin and it purred contentedly. “Then where do baby Angelpi come from?”
The Usul hopped down from the stepstool and snatched up the Angelpuss, which yowled indignantly. “They come from the Petpet Shop,” she said acidly. “Which, I’ll remind you, is the name of the business, my business, that you decided to wander into and monopolize with your weird questions. If you’re not here to buy a petpet, then scram. Your sloppy clothes and bad vibes are upsetting the petpets.” She pointed sharply at the Pawkeets.
Kiyoshi wondered if the vibes that could do anything but upset the Pawkeets had even been discovered by modern science. He glanced at the list and decided to try again. “Do you sell Puppyblew tails?”
“OUT.”
Back out on the bustling, sun-warmed streets of Neopia Central, Kiyoshi grumbled to himself. “Why is everything to do with magic so inherently suspicious…”
He glanced down at the list. Still a good few things to check for, and there were plenty of neopoints left in his belt pouch from what Tyra had given him. So next on the list was…
“Egg hot dog,” Kiyoshi said to himself, shoving the note back in his coat pocket. A couple of shoppers casually gave him an extra wide berth as they hurried past. “Okay.”
Just outside of Neopian Fresh Foods, a clamour from inside the store stopped Kiyoshi in his tracks. More yelling, followed by a crash. He had just taken a hesitant step towards the sun-faded flyers plastered all over the front of the cheeseburger-shaped building, when the front doors swung open and a greenish-blue figure came flying out at him. The Shoyru gave a choked gasp and stumbled backwards as that someone collided directly with him, then went straight through, instantly freezing the air in his lungs. For Kiyoshi, the sensation of the ghost passing through his body was as familiar as the reflex that had his hand reaching for his slingshot before he remembered with a pang that he had left it back at Tyra’s place.
While the Shoyru wheeled, catching his breath, an enormous jar of purple baby food came soaring out the front doors, falling short of the streaking tail of the ghost and exploding on the sidewalk near Kiyoshi’s feet. As the ghost vanished through the wall of a nearby shop, the Chia shopkeeper came stomping out of the food store, nearly knocking Kiyoshi into the crash site of broken glass and purple goop as he did so.
“And STAY OUT!” the Chia hollered after the ghost, shaking the handle of a broom in the air, although not a trace of the figure remained. The Chia glared at the wall the ghost had passed through, then jammed his chef’s hat back onto his head and marched back into his shop.
Speechless, Kiyoshi glanced around at the other Neopians on the street and was again taken aback to see most of them already recovering, murmuring to each other in unconcerned tones and shrugging their shoulders before they continued on to their destinations. Kiyoshi glanced one more time at the wall where the ghost had vanished, then spun on his heel and caught the door of the food shop before it could close.
“Wait!” he said, staggering into the store and almost slipping on some of the baby food that had apparently gotten under his shoe. He caught himself on a rack of bread products, struggling to catch the loaves before they tumbled to the floor. “Wait, what was that?”
The Chia turned around, his expression falling into a disapproving scowl as he glanced from the loaves bouncing out of Kiyoshi’s hands to the streaks of purple across the floor behind him. “That’s my own personal poltergeist, that’s what that is,” said the Chia shortly.
Kiyoshi’s shoes squeaked as he took a step forward. “That was a ghost, wasn’t it? A real, actual ghost?”
“Boy, you city kids sure don’t catch on quick, do ya?”
“You were chasing it away.”
“Well, obviously!”
“So it wasn’t a customer? Wasn’t just someone painted ghost for… for personal reasons?”
The Chia laughed incredulously, retreating behind his cash register and replacing his broom against the wall. “A customer? He doesn’t have any money! Not that it stops him from coming in every day and trying to buy the same blasted container of Flotsam Flakes over and over again!”
Kiyoshi’s mind whirred. “Every day?”
“Every day, same time, same jar of Flotsam Flakes! Been going on for months! I tell ya, I’m being pranked from beyond the grave! And he has the audacity to check his stupid see-through pockets every single time and act like he’s surprised he still doesn’t have the neopoints. If I didn’t know better, I’d think he didn’t even know he was a ghost!”
Kiyoshi slammed a handful of neopoints onto the counter with so much force the Chia jumped. Glancing suspiciously between Kiyoshi and the pile of coins, the shopkeeper said, “What’s this for?”
“Gimme a jar of Flotsam Flakes.”
MOVING PARTS: Part Two
(Part One here)
The ghost had entered through the west wall of the Magical Bookshop and exited through the east, just like he had done (according to the Nimmo shopkeeper) every afternoon for the last several months.
Kiyoshi hovered near the Nimmo, who sat placidly perched on his footstool, bookmark tucked inside his novel as he awaited further questioning.
Kiyoshi pushed his hair back from his face, thinking. “How long has this been going on?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Nimmo. “Since March maybe? Sometime early in the spring. I was taking down the winter feature the first time I saw him. I almost knocked over a whole cart of new releases.”
“He’s never said anything to you?”
“He doesn’t stay long. In and out, just a matter of seconds.”
“Is there anything else you can tell me that might help me find him? Anything at all?”
“Well, there was one time I saw him through the window over there.” The Nimmo nodded to an arched window on the east wall. “Watched him leave. He turned right and I lost sight of him down the alleyway. I imagine that’s the same way he goes everyday.” The Nimmo crossed his legs and picked up his book. “It seems like he has somewhere to be.”
But there was no sign of the ghost down the alleyway, and no one else around for Kiyoshi to ask. This really isn’t the kind of ghostchasing I’m used to, he thought as he jogged to the end of the alley and picked a random direction to start searching.
*
By nightfall, he still hadn’t had any luck, and by midnight, the lamplit streets were nearly deserted. He knew Tyra would be back at the apartment by now, undoubtedly wondering where he was. He really needed to get one of Tyra’s new communicators when they were released. With any luck, she’ll just assume I’m having a fun night out on the town, he thought, and then, out loud, said, “She would not think that.”
“What did you say?” came a voice through the darkness.
Kiyoshi turned to face the source of the voice. “Sorry,” he said, squinting into the yellow light spilling out from the large, boxy building at the end of the sidewalk. The Kadoaterie, he was pretty sure. “Just talking to myself. Bad habit.”
When his eyes adjusted to the light, he saw a bespectacled middle-aged Gnorbu leaning against the wall next to the doors with a bemused expression on her face and a steaming mug of… something in one hand.
“Ah, well, bad habits. I know all about those.” She raised her cup to Kiyoshi and took a sip.
“Do you… work here?” Kiyoshi asked, walking up the sidewalk.
“When the bosses will have me,” she chuckled. “Which isn’t very often. I’m on my break now, but then again I suppose I’m almost always on my break. Word of advice kiddo, don’t get involved with Kadoaties. Not even once.”
She offered to go and fetch a second mug and he shook his head politely. She then seemed to take notice of his scruffy mop of black hair and his old aviator jacket for the first time. She fixed him with a calculating look. “You look very familiar,” she said. “You’re not famous, are you?”
“No,” said Kiyoshi.
Her eyes widened. “Sweet Fyora,” she said. “I remember now. It’s been a long time, but I still remember you from the pictures. All those old stories. Aren’t you the Ghostchaser?”
“No,” said Kiyoshi. “Bye.” And he turned and walked back into the dark the way he’d come.
“Wait!” the Gnorbu called after him. “Aren’t you here about the ghost?”
*
Kiyoshi stood staring up at the padlocked, chain-link fence surrounding the darkened husk of the old Defenders HQ. A colourful sign affixed to the fence contained a brief paragraph of official text reassuring Neopians that, although their public headquarters were closing, the Defenders of Neopia would remain on guard to serve them, next to an illustration of Judge Hog punching Dr. Sloth in the face. Below this attractive notice was a smaller, starker white sign that declared the following in bold red letters:
DANGER: UNSAFE BUILDING. DO NOT ENTER.
The Gnorbu had assured him that this is where she and a couple of her friends had followed the ghost to a few nights back, before they got spooked and decided to leave the ghost hunting to the authorities. Kiyoshi’s arrival had struck her as rather serendipitous.
“I ended up talking to a buddy who works on the crew that put up the fences you’ll see all around the building,” the Gnorbu had told him. “She said the ghost came by every night and went straight inside.”
“But can I just… waltz right into the Defenders of Neopia?” Kiyoshi had asked. “I’m not going to trip some kind of alarm or laser grid or something?”
The Gnorbu had shaken her head. “There’s none of that anymore. No one goes in there now. No one living.”
“I miss the Haunted Woods,” said Kiyoshi to himself, and clambered up the side of the chain-link fence.
When he dropped down on the other side, he discovered that even the closest streetlights did very little to illuminate the shadowy building. At least I remembered to bring one useful thing, he thought as he unclipped his old lantern from his backpack and switched it on.
Up close the deserted headquarters looked even sadder. The futuristic lines and graceful curves that had characterized the once-impressive building had slowly warped and buckled under the weight of time, and the whole structure seemed to lean to one side, as if trying to escape its lonely chain-link cage.
The front doors, which used to be automatic, were unsurprisingly lifeless as Kiyoshi approached, so he started looking for a window. Most of the second storey seemed to be made of glass but he couldn’t figure out how any of it was supposed to open. His slow circle around the building was finally rewarded, however, with the discovery of a modest loading bay, blocked only by a rusty iron gate that didn’t seem to be locked.
The gate squealed unpleasantly as Kiyoshi dragged it open. He peered down the long, squarish concrete tunnel into the darkness, thus far untouched by his meagre circle of lantern light.
“Don’t think about mouths,” Kiyoshi told himself, then stepped inside.
The tunnel smelled like oil and stagnant water. It was, all in all, a very boring walk up the gently sloping shaft until it eventually opened to an empty warehouse area that proved no more interesting than the tunnel. The place had been fully cleared out, leaving nothing behind but muddy tire tracks and a few scraps of forgotten plastic wrap. Gutted, came the unbidden thought, but he didn’t say it out loud because he remembered just in time that he didn’t want to think about digestive systems.
When he eventually found the steel door that opened to an interior hallway, he found the scene before him eerily well-preserved. The trophies, busts, and assorted memorabilia had all been removed, but the places where they had been—the faded walls, the carved wooden alcoves—still showed their outlines in the weathered and bleached halos they left behind. The rugs were still in place, and sometimes seemed to disguise suspicious gaps and dips in the floorboards. Beyond that, only dust and cobwebs decorated the halls he passed through.
Kiyoshi had the distinct feeling of wandering deeper and deeper into a maze as his exploration took him down multiple adjoining hallways and into the countless offices and briefing rooms (all empty) that they connected. Sometimes there were stairs, up or down, and he’d take them. The only hint he had as to where he was in the building came from the times he found himself in a hallway with floor-to-ceiling glass replacing one of the walls. These windows to the outside world were uniformly grimy and allowed the passage of only a sickly grey version of whatever light was outside, necessitating the continued use of his lantern. Its warm glow was a comfort as he used his sleeve to rub some of the filth from the glass, hoping to get a good enough view to get his bearings. He wondered what floor he was on. The third maybe? He checked his pocketwatch and found it well after 4 in the morning, but he felt no tiredness, only a familiar restless energy urging him on.
A soft noise sounded from somewhere down the hall. Kiyoshi froze. Heart hammering, he held his breath and waited. There it was again: a brief shuffling sound, like the sigh of fabric or paper in an unseen breeze. Then, making the hair on the back of his neck stand on end, came the distant but distinct sound of someone clearing their throat.
The Shoyru’s feet took him to the end of the hallway before his brain had a chance to catch up, which was fortunate because if he had given himself a chance to think about opening the door, he might never have done so. The metal door handle was unnaturally cold in his hand, and on the other side, the blast of stale air that greeted him was so frigid it felt like a physical blow.
He was standing in the doorway of what might have been a small classroom or study at one time. Multiple blackboards on the walls still bore a chaotic web of equations, diagrams, and altogether illegible handwriting that Kiyoshi couldn’t begin to guess at the subject of. Shelving along the perimeter contained a small, scattered collection of knickknacks: ambiguous bottles and jars, an unquestionably dead house plant, a handful of old books. Most striking of all, scarcely three steps ahead of him the floor fell away in an enormous crater that reached nearly wall-to-wall, leaving a jagged black pit big enough to swallow desks, chairs, and whatever else had once been in this room.
Near the far side of the room, seated in midair above the pit, was a ghost Lenny in a wizard hat. He appeared to be reading a tattered but decidedly corporeal book, and he was staring directly at Kiyoshi.
“Yes?” the Lenny said with a tinge of annoyance. “What do you want?”
“Nothing,” Kiyoshi said quickly. “I mean. Um.” His brain felt as rusty as the gate at the loading bay. “…Just passing through?”
The Lenny shook his head, raising a critical eyebrow. He tapped impatiently upon the book that he clearly wanted to return to. Kiyoshi could just glimpse an illustration of some arcane-looking circle ringed with symbols on the page beneath his feathers. “You must be one of Hog’s novices.”
Is he a mage? Scouring his own brain for any scrap of magical lore he might be able to use, Kiyoshi stammered, “No, I’m… I’m with the Kauvara Syndicate.”
“Hm,” said the Lenny, shifting in his invisible chair. “So you’re one of my novices.”
“Oh,” said Kiyoshi. He scrambled to adjust his story. “Of course, you’re uh. You’re in charge of the Syndicate, right?”
“By the Three, I have my work cut out for me with this new generation,” the ghost sighed. “No, I’m not in charge. The Syndicate is governed by a council of senior members in good standing, in cooperation of course with the Defenders of Neopia, just as it’s always been. I simply fill the role of an instructor, in addition to my other duties. But a proper introduction will have to wait until classes start. I’m busy right now.”
Kiyoshi began, painstakingly, to make his way further into the room, inching his way along the remaining ledge of rotten floorboards that jutted out from the wall.
The Lenny made an unamused clicking sound with his beak. “Why are you walking like that?”
“What? Because of the…”
“Well, walk properly,” the Lenny said shortly. “The architecture in here won’t tolerate much more tomfoolery. I’ve been trying to get the Defenders to fix up my poor workshop for years, but they insist they don’t have the funds, if you can believe that. See how the floor is beginning to sag in the middle?” He gestured to the gaping void before him. “I told Hog, fix the floors around here or one of us is going to fall through and break their neck.”
Kiyoshi stared at him. Okay, so definitely a real ghost. And somehow stuck in an earlier time, from the sound of it. Kiyoshi had encountered his fair share of spirits in denial about their nature before—especially since ghosts notably retained the ability to manipulate objects in the living world, even as the living lost their ability to interact with the ghost. It was perfectly understandable that some might try to keep living the lives they had before death. But this…
“What’s your name, again?” the Shoyru asked, trying not to make his relief too obvious as his feet finally reached a wider protrusion of floor near where the Lenny floated.
“It was in the syllabus I sent out. If you can’t remember it, you shall have to wait until the first day of class.”
“Okay. But, um. Just checking. How… how are you feeling these days?”
The Lenny shot him a glance. “Quite well, thank you very much. Now, if you’ll excuse me…”
“Not… feeling under the weather at all? Not feeling a little faint, or, uh… transparent?”
“I told you, I’m fine. I also told you I was busy.”
Kiyoshi struggled to find a delicate way to put it. “Are you aware that you’re deceased?”
The Lenny stared at him with such acerbic disbelief that Kiyoshi almost felt embarrassed to have suggested it.
“If this is a joke,” the Lenny said, “then it is not a funny one. Of course I am alive. In fact I rather imagine I can’t die. I have too much work to do.” He closed his book and placed it on his desk, but because there was no desk and there was no floor, the book tumbled into the darkness of the pit. The ghost didn’t seem to notice as he stood up straight and walked across the chasm to a shelf, selected a jar, and poured some kind of powder from it into a bowl.
“What are you doing?” Kiyoshi asked.
“Working,” came the clipped reply. He retrieved a pestle and began to vigorously grind the substance in the bowl until, to Kiyoshi’s alarm, sparks started to crackle in the air above it.
“What is that?”
“Just motes,” he said, placing the still-sparking mortar and pestle on the shelf and plucking a leaf from the dead houseplant. He frowned. “We’ll cover it in week one.”
“It made sparks—“
“Yes, yes,” the Lenny said, exasperated, “Those are the motes. Their elemental affinity changed with the addition of a catalyst.” He placed the shrivelled leaf in the bowl and the sparking stopped. “Well, so much for that,” he grumbled, apparently to himself.
Kiyoshi leaned out, trying to get a better look from his precarious vantage point. “So that jar’s full of motes?”
The Lenny cast him a withering look. “The jar,” he said, in the tone of someone explaining a very basic concept to an equally basic child, “is full of sand. The motes are in the air already. Agitating the sand has simply bound them to a new form. As we will be exploring in class, electrical motes are a useful reagent in spellwork. Versatile. Self-sustaining.”
He crossed the floorless room once again, this time stopping in front of one of the blackboards. He studied it for a moment, then picked up a chalkboard eraser and started vigorously clearing the board.
“What are you doing now?” Kiyoshi asked.
“I need to finish this spell.” The real chalk in the ghost’s hand clattered across the board as he hacked out a new equation.
“What spell?”
“You wouldn’t understand.” The Lenny kept writing, but his movements became almost robotic as a faraway look came over his spectral features. “An important one,” he murmured. “The most important spell in the world. I just need one more component.”
“Oh right,” Kiyoshi said suddenly. He pulled the jar of Flotsam Flakes from his backpack. “I brought this for you.”
The Lenny dropped his piece of chalk into the void. “Well why didn’t you say so!” he exclaimed, and swept over to Kiyoshi. He took the jar and unscrewed the lid, then to Kiyoshi’s surprise leaned in to dramatically smell its contents. The Lenny sighed, shoulders slumping.
“Did you… uh, smell something off?” Kiyoshi asked, knowing that a ghost wouldn’t be able to smell anything at all.
“This isn’t it either,” the Lenny said wearily. “Back to the drawing board.” He replaced the lid on the jar and set it down on what he probably imagined was a desk or table next to Kiyoshi. He didn’t seem to hear the jar shattering a storey below them.
“You’re looking for the last ingredient for your spell, right? What do you need?”
“Questions, questions, questions!” the Lenny complained as he drifted back to his chalkboard, snatching up a new piece of chalk. “Must you continue pestering me with these asinine questions!”
“Sorry. Novice.”
“The magical herb I require looks very much like any other but smells strongly of ripe Ptolymelon, with just a dash of banana Achyfi. It’s proven maddeningly elusive. I had hoped it might be present in the Flotsam Flakes.”
“What’s it called?”
“It’s called…” The Lenny paused, chalk in hand. “It was called… that is, it…” He trailed off, then shook his head. “I’ll know it when I smell it,” he said firmly, and returned to his blackboard scribblings.
Kiyoshi rubbed at his face as the Lenny continued to write. This is a tough one. He decided to review the facts. Every ghost that wasn’t created with a paint brush had one thing in common: unfinished business. They all died with something left undone, something that had been so significant to them in life that their soul couldn’t bear to rest without seeing it through. There were, of course, as many reasons for staying as there were ghosts who stayed. Some had been warriors fighting for a great cause, or artists working on their masterpieces. Even the most tortured wraith might have started as an earnest lover who just never got the chance to patch things up after a recent quarrel. Theoretically, a ghost could be put to rest through the completion of their task. Kiyoshi wasn’t sure how that worked with a ghost who couldn’t remember enough of his task to finish it.
“Tell me about this spell again.”
“I told you,” the Lenny mused. “It’s an important spell. One that will change everything.”
“But what does it do?” Kiyoshi rummaged through his brain for any more half-forgotten bits of magical trivia. “Healing? Mind control? Teleportation? Invisibility? Levitation? Translation?” He was running out of spell genres. “Spyder climbing?”
“It was to keep them safe.”
Kiyoshi froze with his hand on his mouth. For a few seconds, the clicking of chalk on slate was the only sound in the room. Eventually, Kiyoshi broke the silence. “Who were you trying to keep safe?”
“What? When?”
“I don’t know. Before. That’s what you just said. ‘To keep them safe.’”
“To keep who safe?”
“That’s what I’m asking you.”
The Lenny straightened the collar of his robes primly. “You are a very strange young man. And you are trying my patience. I am simply working on my spell. I haven’t the foggiest idea what this other nonsense is about.”
Kiyoshi was quiet for a moment, watching the Lenny write. The longer he watched, the less sure he was that the esoteric scrawl contained any actual words or symbols, or indeed any meaning at all. And yet the sight of it all now filled the Shoyru with a sadness so profound he had a great deal of difficulty finding his voice.
The silence, though, was worse than anything else, so finally he managed, “Do you have a family?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Where are they?”
“Elsewhere. How should I know?”
“They’re your family.”
“That’s why I sent them away!” the ghost snapped.
The echo of the exclamation bounced around the chasm between them before receding into a painful silence that pounded in Kiyoshi’s ears.
“I wasn’t ready for them,” the Lenny said, facing away. “That kind of a life. A picket fence and unconditional love? Ridiculous. No love is unconditional. I had done nothing to deserve it. There are so many problems in this world, so many dangers. How could I rest knowing that? No, I’m simply not ready to see them.” He put the chalk down. His glowing red eyes had a strange, glazed look to them, like those of a sleepwalker. “Not yet.” He drifted across the pit to the door, as unaware of the supernatural manner of his movement as ever.
“Where are you going?”
“I need to finish my spell.”
“But—”
“I’m missing just one more component.” The ghost phased through the closed door, and Kiyoshi staggered back along the ledge, shoving the door open just in time to see the ghost drift off down the dilapidated hallway, still mumbling to himself.
“If I go now, I can make it to Neopian Fresh Foods by noon,” his diminishing voice was saying. He seemed to have forgotten about Kiyoshi. “I’ll try something else. Perhaps this time the Flotsam Flakes.”
*
Tyra returned late the following night to find Kiyoshi reading on her couch. Her briefcase fell to the floor, missing the chair entirely.
“You’re back! Kreludor, Kiyoshi, don’t do that to me! I wanted to give you some space if you needed it, but would it kill you to leave a note?”
“Sorry,” Kiyoshi said, sitting up. “I got distracted.”
For the first time, Tyra noticed the travel magazine he was reading. She sighed. “I knew there wasn’t enough stuff in my pantry to keep you busy for long.” She plodded her way over to the fridge automatically, opening it without enthusiasm. “Maybe I can order some really weird spices for delivery. I’ll take the labels off, give you a real puzzle to help pass the time.”
“Have you ever been to Kiko Lake?” Kiyoshi asked.
Tyra paused with a piece of cold mushrolivepepper pizza halfway to her mouth. “What? Why?”
Kiyoshi stood, taking the magazine with him. He nearly tripped over a cord running up to her workshop as he moved to join her in the kitchen, flipping the magazine around to show her. “This article says it’s really nice there this time of year. ’The only place worth hiding this Month of Hiding.’ We could check it out.”
“Are there ghosts there?”
“No. I mean. Not that I know of? Just boats and cabins and stuff. And uh. A lake.”
Tyra looked at him intently, like he was a particularly complicated math problem she was determined to solve. “Is this about my list?” she asked. “Something on there that we can only get at Kiko Lake?”
“No, but that reminds me—“ Kiyoshi ducked behind the kitchen island and reappeared with a bulging canvas shopping bag. He dug around in it until he retrieved something that looked, to Tyra, very much like a jar of sand. A mostly empty jar of sand, in fact. Kiyoshi dropped the bag on the counter, the rest of the unseen treasures within clattering against each other.
“Was sand on my list?”
“Watch.”
Tyra watched with some degree of skepticism as Kiyoshi started to vigorously shake the jar.
“I’m not really good at this, so it takes a while,” he said breathlessly. When the interior of the jar started to crackle and spark, Tyra jolted with a small cry of alarm.
“What is that?”
“Motes,” said Kiyoshi, “so I’m told.”
He took the lid off and Tyra peered in at the tiny brilliant lights bouncing around on top of the sand. Her hand brushed the jar near the opening just in time for one of the sparks to leap out, cracking against her skin and making her snatch her hand back.
“They’re electric,” she mused.
“You can find them anywhere, and turn them into electricity,” Kiyoshi said, carefully depositing the jar on the counter. “I don’t know how many you’d need to power a communicator, or how you’d get them inside. I guess the explorers would also need to find sand somewhere? Or maybe carry it with them?”
“They might actually like that,” Tyra said wryly. “Maybe they’d be more willing to put their trust in my tech if they still had to work for it a little.”
“I got some of your other stuff too. No Puppyblew tails, sorry. I was going to try to get the rest today but I kinda fell asleep on your couch. But yeah. Motes. Do you think you could do something with that?”
Tyra was trailing her fingers along the jar, delighting in how the motes inside seemed to cluster around the side where she was touching it. “Kiyoshi… this might actually work. I’ll need to hash out the specifics, of course, but this could actually, genuinely work. How on Neopia did you figure all this out?”
“I didn’t,” said Kiyoshi. “I had help. I had a lot of help.”
“From who?”
Kiyoshi paused, then said, “From someone who needs a break as much as you do.”
Tyra laughed. “I don’t need a break.”
“You do.”
“I can’t take a break. I have too much work to do.”
“That’s exactly why you need one.”
She gave him a flat look. “Is this why you’re reading questionable magazine articles about Kiko Lake? You think we need a… vacation?”
“Yes,” he said immediately. “I mean no. Kind of? You need a vacation. I think I need the opposite of that, but I’m hoping I can find that at Kiko Lake too.”
“I thought you said there weren’t any ghosts.”
“There aren’t! Probably. Honestly, for once, I don’t even want there to be. I just want to spend some time, you know… living. Doing something just for the sake of doing it, and not worrying about what comes next.”
Tyra was quiet for a long moment. “…We’ve been waiting for that train a long time, you and me, haven’t we?”
“Yeah. Too long.”
“Time to accept it’s never gonna come?”
“No, I don’t think so. I think we’ll make it.”
“Uh…” Tyra swayed on her feet. “Sorry, I’m having a hard time keeping track of this extended train metaphor. Are you saying that we’ll uh, manage to arrange some alternate transportation to get to where we’re going? That if we try hard and believe in ourselves, we’ll both find our place in the world eventually, something like that?”
“I think I’m trying to say that we’ve found it already,” Kiyoshi said, absentmindedly fiddling with the spice rack. “We’re a part of this world whether it has a place for us or not. It’s like the parts in your communicators, every single—“
“Please for the love of Fyora Kiyoshi do not start a new metaphor,” Tyra groaned. “It’s been a long day. I’m cutting us off.” She sank onto one of the stools. “But I think I see your point. I’m not sure I agree with it, but I can appreciate what you’re getting at. And if you think this is something that would help you, then I’m willing to give it a shot. I mean. If you and your best friend are stuck in a random train station together anyway, you might as well make it a party.”
“I thought we were abandoning the train station metaphor,” Kiyoshi said, taking the stool next to her.
“We were. Sorry. I don’t know who I am without it anymore.”
“I was thinking of inviting Jeri to come with us.”
“Well, obviously.”
“And Aidne.”
“Makes sense.”
“And Trick. And I guess maybe Aley too. D’you think NaKaranth would come if you asked? He’s got a spaceship, he could probably make it for next week, right?”
Tyra stared at him. “Who are you and what did you do with Kiyoshi Paco?”
“I dunno,” he mumbled, swivelling on the stool. “It’s weird. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more like Kiyoshi Paco.”
“Totally not something an evil spirit possessing Kiyoshi Paco would say.” Tyra eyed him but Kiyoshi just shrugged and gave an enigmatic half-smile. The Aisha tipped her head, considering. “…Next week, huh? Boy, the newly realized Kiyoshi Paco doesn’t waste time.”
“I’m bored,” he said, picking up the jar of thyme and reading its label.
“Really? I had no idea.” She sighed. “But if I’m being honest, so am I. These last few lectures haven’t been very satisfying. Same old grumps, same old arguments. It’s gotten stale.”
“Can you do that, though? Cancel your upcoming lectures? Will they be mad at you?”
“Oh, absolutely,” Tyra said, unconcerned. “I doubt they’ll know what to do with themselves in my absence. But it’ll be good for them. They’re explorers, after all. A little inconvenience is all that’s separating them from tourists.”
“I am so ready to be a tourist.”
In her hazy, sleep-deprived mind, an image slowly materialized of Kiyoshi wearing a straw hat and flipflops. She cracked a smile despite herself. “Do you wanna call Jeri tonight?”
“Tomorrow,” Kiyoshi said. “I’m busy tonight.”
*
The Lenny, interrupted once again in the middle of his reading, took the offered container hesitantly, fixing the Shoyru with a dubious expression.
“I only need one more component,” the ghost said slowly. “A specific herb, with a specific aroma.”
“Yeah, this is it,” said Kiyoshi.
The ghost did not look terribly convinced. “How would you even know?”
“I don’t,” Kiyoshi said. “I asked Kauvara herself at the shop. Ptolymelon and banana Achyfi, right?”
“You could be lying.”
“Take a sniff, then. Anyone alive would be able to recognize that smell.”
The Lenny raised an eyebrow, but popped the lid off the recently de-labelled jar anyway and brought it up to his faintly glowing beak. He inhaled a deep breath, then held it for a moment, as if to let the scent linger in his ghostly nostrils. He exhaled with a grimace, closing the spice jar. “I hate Ptolymelon,” he said, walking across the floorless room to one of his shelves. He placed the jar with the others, then moved to a blackboard.
“So that’s it, right? The final ingredient?”
“Yes.”
“Since you have everything you need, can you do the spell now?”
“I have all the components I need, yes,” said the Lenny distractedly, pondering the board. “But to perfect the spell will take longer. It could be many iterations before I have a version worth using. It may very well take years. I’m not ready yet. No indeed, I still have a lot of work ahead of me.”
The ghost Lenny continued to murmur to himself, even as he began to change. His spectral aura grew dimmer, his form less distinct. From the tips of his feathers inwards, and from the point of his wizard hat down, the lifelike afterimage of the Lenny mage was quietly dissolving into the darkness of his old workshop.
In a matter of moments, the last traces of the Lenny had been gently swept away like mist in the morning sunlight. His fading voice persisted for only slightly longer.
“I’m afraid it shall still be quite some time before I am ready to see them…”
The words faded to nothing, and the ghost was gone. Silence settled over the room, but it felt now to Kiyoshi like a kinder, more restful silence.
He smiled to himself, took a step towards the door, and fell straight down the hole.
oh yeah and also, here’s the little ghost story I wrote a bit too late to get into the official Halloween issue of the Neopian Times but just in time for the November 1st issue (😔):
Come In
“So how’s everything looking out there? Over.”
The words transmitted by the device were crackly and overly harsh, a crude approximation of a voice that Kiyoshi knew well enough to find this new version particularly jarring. The blue Shoyru took a moment to consider his immediate surroundings. It was a cool, quiet autumn evening in this part of Neopia Central, and now that the shops were closed the streets were all but deserted, which was how Kiyoshi preferred them. It was hard to ignore the obvious reason for the diminished nightlife scene, however, and even Kiyoshi was beginning to get bored of Neopia Central’s new look. He gazed up at the Fresh Foods store, reflecting on how he used to hate the tacky hamburger building; but somehow, it looked so much more pitiable in black and white.
He raised the clunky, brick-like communication device to his face and pressed the button to talk. “I gotta be honest, Tyra,” he said. “It looks kinda bad. Over.”
When Tyra’s next message came through, Kiyoshi caught the tail end of a laugh. “Yeah, I figured it would probably be the same as Kiko Lake. Grey and more grey. Guess there’s not much more to say about it. Over.”
Kiyoshi wandered away from Neopian Fresh Foods, finding the stillness a little eerie as it settled over the greyed-out city. “You did say it wasn’t contagious, though, right?” he asked, checking the soles of his shoes for any new signs of discolouration. “I know I’m not exactly known for my vibrant aesthetic, but I still don’t think I’m ready to commit to a paint brush colour that gives you seasonal depression. Over.”
“I said no one knows whether it’s contagious yet,” crackled the response. “But I’ve been keeping up with the coverage in the Neopian Times, and so far I haven’t heard of anyone turning grey unless they were in the affected area when the Painter arrived to begin with. So let’s just consider ourselves lucky that when he decided to hit Neopia Central, the apartment happened to be outside the grey radius. Greydius? Greydius.” The device squealed, then an echo of Tyra’s voice began to stream from its speaker. “Greydius. Greydius. Greydius. Greydius….”
Kiyoshi shook the device, then flipped a toggle near the antenna back and forth until the echo died. There was another mechanical squeal, and Tyra’s voice returned. “…there? Come in, Kiyoshi?”
“Go for Kiyoshi. Sorry. The comm was just being weird again. Over.”
“Weird how? Over.”
“Kind of like an echo. I was just hearing your last word over and over again.”
“Don’t forget to say ‘over’. Over.”
“Oh. Sorry. Over.”
“Interesting. But not unexpected. This technology is still very new, so there’s gonna be some kinks to work out before I roll these bad boys out to the public. But this has been very helpful!” Her businesslike tone perked up. “I’ve got plenty of new data to work with, so feel free to come back to the apartment whenever you’re ready. I’ll order some food and we can celebrate the completion of another test without anything blowing up. What d’you feel like? Over.”
“Anything but burgers,” Kiyoshi said, turning and taking a step back the way he’d come before stopping suddenly.
“You forgot to say ‘over’ again. Over.”
“Sorry, I thought—” Kiyoshi was staring up at the Magical Bookshop, his eye caught by one of the side windows. It was dark inside, and yet….
There it was. An even darker shadow flickered on the other side of the window, and for a second it seemed like it might be looking at him, although he couldn’t make out a face. Before he could react, the shape quickly withdrew from sight.
Something about the way the figure moved made the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end. “There’s someone in there,” Kiyoshi said into the comm, more quietly. “Inside the bookshop. Over.”
A pause. “Someone other than the shopkeeper? Over.”
“The bookshop closed an hour ago. They all did. There’s no lights on or anything…” He stepped up to the door, peering in through the little window there.
“You’re not the Chia Police,” Tyra’s words buzzed against his hand, bringing him back to reality. “If someone broke in, that’s too bad, but it’s none of our business. Over.”
“What if it’s…” Kiyoshi’s stomach tightened. “This was one of the shops that ghost came through everyday. You know, back in the summer. I was sure that he’d finally passed on, but… what if that’s still not over?” He paused, and then when there was no response, added, “…Over.”
“Doesn’t change anything,” Tyra said bluntly. “It’s not like you’re gonna break in yourself just to find out. Over.”
“Door’s unlocked,” Kiyoshi said, surprised even as he said it. The doorknob turned easily in his hand, and he was able to crack open the door without resistance. “Over.”
“I swear, in another life I went into security systems instead of communications and revolutionized this ridiculous city. Seriously, Kiyoshi, for once, just walk away. Over.” Tyra’s voice sounded exasperated.
He turned down the volume on the comm. “This shopkeeper was literally the only one I talked to that day who was even remotely helpful,” Kiyoshi said in a low voice as he unclipped his lantern from his backpack. “I feel like I owe him at least, like… a ghostchasing followup. You know. For quality control. Over.”
”You’re not doing this for him,” Tyra said tiredly. “You’re doing this for you. Over.”
Kiyoshi decided not to tell Tyra that he had already stepped inside. The fading light from the doorway didn’t reach far, but thanks to his lantern he was easily able to find a small panel of light switches on the wall. When he flicked the first one up, there was no visible change in the darkened shop interior. “…Hm.” He flicked the others one by one. Nothing.
He pressed the talk button on his comm. “Power’s out. Maybe the shopkeeper really is still in here? I feel like it would be easy to get trapped behind all these bookshelves if the lights went off all of a sudden.”
He released the talk button and decided to try calling out. “…Hello? Anyone in here?” But all was silent, at least until Tyra’s next transmission came through.
“That sounds like a great reason for you to not go any further. Further. Further. Further. Further….”
Kiyoshi flicked the toggle and lightly smacked the comm. The echo stopped abruptly. “I’ve got my lantern,” he said. “Lemme just check that window, it shouldn’t be too far in.”
The shadows of the bookshelves leaped and wavered in the pool of light as he passed them. He had the uncanny impression of walking through a grove of trees at night. When he reached a wall, he frowned, squinting into the dark beyond his lantern light. If there were windows anywhere along here, shouldn’t he be able to see at least a little light through them? Kiyoshi followed the wall for a few dozen steps until the light fell on the edge of something that was neither book nor bookshelf: some kind of draped, grey fabric. He couldn’t stop his breath from hitching at the sight, half-expecting it to be a person standing there in the dark — but he quickly realized that it was actually a heavy velvet curtain, drawn across the wall. He exhaled slowly and brushed aside the curtain, letting grey light spill into the bookshop from the large, arched window on the other side. Flecks of dust floated in the narrow aisle, which suddenly seemed very small and mundane. There was another window a short ways down the wall, also curtained. Otherwise, the aisle was deserted.
“Tyra to Kiyoshi. Still alive? Over.”
He was beginning to feel a little silly for letting himself get so jumpy. “Kiyoshi here,” he said, checking behind the other curtain for good measure. “All good. There’s no one here. Over.”
Crash.
He whirled in the direction of the noise. It had been the sound of something heavy and solid falling over — or being knocked over. He raced to the end of the aisle and saw a door hanging open, just at the end of the checkout counter. Beyond the door, stairs led down into a darkness that neither the light from the windows nor his lantern could reach.
Tyra had been talking. “Sorry,” Kiyoshi said into the comm, trying to regulate his breathing. “Didn’t catch that. Could you repeat?”
“I said, ‘Great, so you’re coming home now, right?’ Over.”
Kiyoshi hovered at the top of the stairs, bouncing on his heels. “Right,” he whispered to himself. “Right…” The light from the windows would be no help down there, but he had to admit he was feeling a little braver with the curtains open. There was something about those curtains that was nagging at him, but he put the thought aside for now.
“Right away,” Kiyoshi said into the comm. “Just gotta check one more thing before I go. Over.”
“That’s what you’ve been saying this whole time!”
The first stair creaked under his weight, and he winced. What am I doing? He wasn’t exactly an expert on Neopia Central laws, but surely this was a whole new level of trespassing. The unlocked door was one thing, but the basement? What was even down there? Overstock? Living quarters?
The comm was still buzzing with Tyra’s voice. “It’s incredibly frustrating to do this when I can’t see your face. I can tell you’re not telling me everything, and I’m sure there’s a reason for that, but right now I’m just kind of annoyed. Over.”
Kiyoshi had reached the bottom of the stairs, and was momentarily stunned by what he saw. The basement, it seemed, was indeed used for overstock. But if the bookshelves upstairs had been a grove, then this was a forest. The massive storage units in front of him were so tall he couldn’t see the tops before they were lost in shadow. Miles away from the handsome, well-polished bookcases upstairs, these units were starkly utilitarian and crammed full of too many books to count. He could tell that there were at least a half-dozen rows like this — probably a lot more. And while he couldn’t see the ends of any of them, something about the way this space felt — the way even his softest footsteps produced an echo, the way the glow of his lantern seemed to be almost sucked into that black unknown — made him believe that it was very, very large.
Hadn’t Tyra once told him there used to be a lot of catacombs in use under the city?
“I promise it’s not that deep,” said Kiyoshi into the comm. He moved slowly along the ends of the aisles. He stopped in front of one, where a long wooden ladder was lying diagonally, half suspended against a low shelf. It was surrounded by a loose pile of books that appeared to have been knocked from the nearby shelves. “I’m not trying to trick you or anything. The power’s out, I have a lantern, and there might be somebody who needs help—“
This time Tyra didn’t even wait for him to say ‘over’, cutting him off with a shrill squeal of feedback from the comm. “Yeah, and if you’re not careful, it’s you who’s gonna be that somebody! Body! Body! Body! Body! Body! Body—“
Kiyoshi jammed the toggle back and forth with so much force that he fumbled the device and almost launched it straight out of his hands. But while the comm was spared, the same couldn’t be said for his lantern, whose handle slipped from his grasp just as he got hold of the comm. He flinched as the lantern met the concrete floor with a crash and a tinkle, and the sole source of light in the basement was instantly extinguished.
Kiyoshi dropped and felt around on his hands and knees for his lantern, sucking in a sharp breath as his fingers found the jagged edge of one of its shattered glass panes first. He clicked the dial in vain, trying to switch it back on — until his hand brushed the open battery compartment, and he swore. He searched the floor desperately with stinging fingers. Where had those batteries gone….
Wait. Kiyoshi froze, listening. Was that… music?
It was coming from his pocket, where he had unthinkingly stuffed the comm. Dumbfounded, he pulled it out, and the mellow but grainy sounds of smooth jazz drifted into the narrow space between the bookshelves. Did he change the channel by accident when he lost hold of it earlier? What were the other channels even used for? He turned the dial up a channel, and an unfamiliar monotone voice was reciting, ”Two, five, two — two, five—“
Impatiently, Kiyoshi turned the dial all the way down and started clicking up from the start. He was pretty sure he remembered Tyra saying Channel Four….
“Kiyoshi to Tyra? Tyra, you there?” He held his breath, then breathed a sigh of relief when her voice crackled to life.
“Kiyoshi, what happened? You went silent, so I thought — I’m already halfway out the door, are you okay? Should I come meet you?”
“No, don’t worry, I’m fine, just dropped the comm, but it… it seems to be okay.”
”Kiyoshi, I’m not worried about the comm, I’m worried about you! What are you still doing down there?”
Why was he still down here? a reasonable part of his mind was asking. He had no light and this whole situation was feeling increasingly wrong. But the bigger, more stubborn part of his mind was winning as long as he still hadn’t found what he came here to find. He pulled himself to his feet with the aid of the bookshelf next to him. “I’m just—“ he started, then stopped with his finger still on the talk button.
There was no light in the basement. That was an inconvenient but indisputable fact. So when Kiyoshi stood there, staring straight ahead down the long, pitch-black aisle, transfixed by what he saw there, he realized two things very quickly.
For one thing, this must have been what he wanted. The truth of that thought settled in his stomach like poison, making him feel disgusted with himself. This was what he always wanted, what he had been hoping to find all along, in some morbid, masochistic way. He never really thought that shape in the window had been the shopkeeper or a sad lost ghost. He hadn’t known what it was, knew it could be dangerous, hoped it could be… because that was who he was, the kind of idiot who let his curiosity drag him into the worst kinds of trouble even when all traces of common sense, even the voice of his best friend, were begging him to stop….
And secondly, it occurred to him just what had been bothering him about the curtains upstairs. He had found them closed, even though the mystery intruder seen near the window had obviously had every opportunity to leave them open. But if whatever was in here had ever really wanted out, why would they have removed their only source of light?
There was something deeply unnatural about the elongated yellow eyes that smouldered in the darkness scarcely ten paces in front of him. It wasn’t just that they were glowing, it was that they were glowing darkly somehow — that despite their intensity, they didn’t appear to give off any light of their own that might illuminate their surroundings. It seemed distinctly unfair. Cruel, even.
Kiyoshi raised the comm. He still hadn’t released the talk button, and his finger was beginning to cramp. “Tyra,” he said, as casually as he could, “out of curiosity, what do you know about the Shadow Usul?”
The eyes didn’t move. Neither did Kiyoshi. It seemed like hours before Tyra’s next response came through. ”Okay, that’s it, I’m coming to get you—“
The eyes flickered a little, as if annoyed, and Kiyoshi scrambled to cut Tyra off. “No, don’t! Don’t, just—“ He took a deep breath to calm his voice, and the strange light in those almond-shaped eyes seemed to settle down. “Just. Be cool. Please. I’m leaving now, I promise.” Very slowly, he took a step backwards. “But uh. If you could look up the Shadow Usul in the meantime, that would be appreciated. Don’t make a big deal about it. Please, just trust me.”
A pause. “Okay.” There was a scuffling sound over the comm. “I think I have a copy of the Gallery of Evil around here somewhere….”
Kiyoshi moved backwards until he could feel the end of the row with his hand. Then, he bolted.
There was no way to tell which direction he was running. He could only hope it was back the way he’d come, but he couldn’t shake the feeling that he was being swallowed up even further into the black. Since it didn’t matter whether he faced the front or not, he kept frantically searching the darkness around him as he ran, heart skipping when he saw those eyes again for half a second before they quickly disappeared within the dark rows — they were following him, keeping pace with him—
He tripped over something that felt a lot like a fallen ladder and went sprawling, books falling like rubble on top of and all around him. And then, miraculously, there was light.
Almost as blind with the sudden brightness as he had been without it, Kiyoshi fumbled for its source and grabbed a chunky board book that was shaped like a Quiggle — Quiggle Bedtime Stories, its cover proclaimed in fun block lettering — with two big white balls on the top for eyeballs. The eyeballs were lit up, and a cutesy nursery tune was playing from some kind of speaker inside the book. Kiyoshi seized the book, whipping it around just in time to hear a sound somewhere between a hiss and a scream as what looked like a living shadow melted back into the darkness beyond the Quiggle’s protective aura. Kiyoshi scrambled to his feet and was immediately running again. It wasn’t much, but thanks to the Quiggle he could see at least far enough in front of him to avoid running into any more furniture….
”Wow. Okay. You’re not going to like this,” Tyra was saying.
“Hit me with it,” Kiyoshi said, hoping she couldn’t hear him panting.
”Okay, well. It says not much is known about her, but she supposedly lurks in the shadows around Neopia Central at night, like you’ve probably heard. She’s been responsible for a number of disappearances and other disasters over the years. No one knows what she’s after, but there are some theories.”
The stairs. Kiyoshi just caught a glimpse of them before the light suddenly vanished, along with the music. “Night-night!” the book said happily. Cursing, Kiyoshi shook the book vigorously, then desperately splayed the pages open, cracking the spine. The lullaby started again, and the light flicked back on. He heard a sinister giggle from somewhere above him as he sprinted towards the staircase.
”She always starts by luring her victim into an isolated location.”
Kiyoshi clambered up the stairs, almost on all fours. Why hadn’t he ever bothered learning how to fly….
”She removes all light from the area. The process requires total darkness.”
The door at the top of the stairs was closed, but unlocked. Kiyoshi almost laughed with relief, launching himself through it.
“Night-night!”
“No, not night-night!” Kiyoshi snapped, beating on the book until it lit up again. This time, the hiss was almost directly in his ear as the shadow withdrew. It was pitch-black up here without the book’s light; had she blocked the windows again?
”She traps you there, because what comes next takes all night. Better to make sure all the windows and doors are closed, so no one can hear the screams.”
The door. The door to the outside world. It was so, so close….
”It says the Shadow Usul isn’t limited by physical form. She can slip through even the tiniest crack. She can even slip inside your skin.”
Kiyoshi yanked on the front door, but it didn’t budge. There was no sign of a lock on this side for him to mess with. His heart plummeted as he turned around.
“Night-ni—“
Kiyoshi rattled the book violently. This time, however, the eyeballs just flickered weakly for a moment, as if in protest. Then, to the Shoyru’s horror, the lights fizzled out, and the darkness closed in around him completely.
A perfect silence pounded against his eardrums as those yellow eyes wavered in front of him. They took their time as they floated closer, seeming to relish their victory.
Kiyoshi tossed the book into the dark. His lips were dry as he raised the comm. “…What happens then?”
”…Well, then the Shadow Usul gets what she wants more than anything. A body.”
The eyes hung in front of him, so close their faces should have touched, if she had a face to touch him with. The Shoyru pressed himself back up against the door. He could call for help. But it was too late now. By the time Tyra got here, who knows what state he’d be in….
“Sometimes she gets that far. But she’s always been disappointed, because she never gets to keep the body for very long. They don’t last. But still, she keeps trying, because who knows, maybe the next one….“
The door opened.
Expecting literally anything before that, Kiyoshi fell backwards. There was a yelp as he toppled into the person on the other side, sending them both tumbling onto the cobble-lined street.
“Ah — what, Kiyoshi?” A familiar split Aisha was gingerly picking herself off the ground, blinking at him like she couldn’t believe her eyes. “What are you — are you okay? What happened to your hands?”
The sun had long since set, but the grey street was well-lit by several nearby street lamps, letting them see each other clearly. The Shoyru staggered to his feet, staring at the door to the bookstore, which had somehow closed behind them. “How did you do that? How did you open it?”
“I told you, security around here is garbage,” Tyra said with a roguish grin, waving a small, bent piece of wire in his direction. “Don’t tell the Chia Police.”
Kiyoshi’s head was reeling. “How… how in Neopia did you get here so fast….”
Tyra looked at him, then shrugged. “I mean, I came as fast as I could after you stopped responding. You end up on the wrong channel or something?”
“N…no, it was Channel Four, right?”
Kiyoshi felt very unsettled by her stare. The Aisha stepped forward, and Kiyoshi offered no resistance when she pulled the comm from his grip. She frowned, clicking the channel dial down a notch. Then she placed it back in his hand.
“We’ll work on your ability to follow simple instructions during the next test,” Tyra said. “But for now, let’s go home. It seems so much darker around here with all this grey.”





