#ghostspike

[claireesummers]

ghostspike replied to your post “my mom was like “wow adele’s hello beat taylor swift in sales!” or...”

im making a kaylor post hopefully that'll make u feel better

IT DEFINITELY WILL

[claireesummers]

ghostspike replied to your post “my mom was like “wow adele’s hello beat taylor swift in sales!” or...”

i have genuinely cried about taylor swift hate to my mom before ur not alone like i get so fed up. also hello is not her best song (adele) there i said it

i have cried about taylor swift hate so much i just adore her and so much of it is ridiculous!!! 

[claireesummers]

me for the character meme

Why I like them - THE BEST. very relatable we have similar opinions we can get angry together. you dont get mad when i ship real people and talk about it at length

Why I don’t - cooler than me

Favorite episode (scene if movie) - the ep when i found out you liked sonny with a chance. Thrilling.

Favorite season/movie - current season

Favorite line - “True american hero Knut Holden” / (Impression of Buffy) “Sorry Mrs I was just talking about this friend I have her name is faith I just really like her. as a person. even though I kinda don’t you ever have those people you hate but at the same time you don’t hate them. You know what I mean. Her style is really inspiring to me.” / “Lol I had a weird dream about amy acker and sebastian stan. Not that weird but I was like... criticizing their lip shape and how good it was for kissing.” theres so many good quotes from you

Favorite outfit - you gotta post more selfies for me to make an educated choice, and also because youre cute

OTP - sophanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Brotp - us

Head Canon - amy acker looks at your blog, is a fan of you

Unpopular opinion - idk what popular opinion is about you but most people probably dont actively think about trading lives with you every day

A wish - im at the sophanna wedding

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - uhh i mean. i hope nothing bad ever happens to you

5 words to best describe them - COOL, EXTRAORDINARY, RELATABLE, GAY, BEAUTIFUL

My nickname for them - i call u “anna ghostspike” in my head a lot bc i always forget your last name isnt your url. now i want a nickname for you

[claireesummers]

Buffy for character meme

Why I like them - buffy is sooo brave and strong but also real! shes got real problems and she works so hard to overcome them! she has inspired me my whole life

Why I don’t - well when she hurts dawns feelings i get  a little frustrated because dawn? me. it doesnt make me dislike her tho

Favorite episode (scene if movie) - grave

Favorite season/movie - s6 im so  bad

Favorite line - i kno its overused but the “are you ready to be strong” speech from chosen is incredible... i also like what she says to dawn at the end of grave, “I don’t want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you.”

Favorite outfit - the red shirt from omwf holds a special place in my heart but i DIE when she wears button up shirts

OTP - spuffy

Brotp - buffy/willow/xander is my forever

Head Canon - i was gonna say not straight but thats comics canon isnt it. the other day i was answering one of these question things abt spuffy and i put that buffy doesnt eat many burgers post-show because it reminds her of doublemeat palace. also feel like that could be canon and im just forgetting

Unpopular opinion - i cannot think of anything rn for some reason? Im sure it will come to me as soon as i publish this. i mean i think riley was good for buffy in some ways but i dont know if thats an unpopular opinion people just hate him.

A wish - i wish for domestic spuffy+dawn thats all ive ever really wanted since i was a child

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - dont let buffy have to watch any more of her loved ones die

5 words to best describe them - funny, brave, inspirational, iconic, flawed

My nickname for them - sometimes i say buff i guess

also if u havent heard The Tower by Vienna Teng thats my song for her

[claireesummers]

ghostspike replied to your post “buffy”

when u say least favorite pairing do u mean a canon pairing eg spuffy, bangel or any hypothetical pairing... like tara and riley would be a bad ship imo but nobody thinks about it

i was thinking canon, if it meant non canon but something people like id say spike tara

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ghostspike replied to your post “jesus camp”

this is about that movie right? i need to rewatch it. and even tho i watched it like 3 years ago i still remember the bowling alley girl she was amazing

its an incredible film and that girl is me. also ive looked up where all the kids are now im really into them

[claireesummers]

[whispers] karlie and taylor

this is so exciting omg i hope i did a good job

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - forever i mean. look at them together. they could never really END

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Ok this is an unpopular opinion prob but i think they fell in love between the may 2011 met gala and jan 2012. I think they spent time together after the met gala even though they had wanted to after the 2010 Cavalli party but hadn’t had time. I think they got to know each other in summer 2011 and fell in love but didnt realize it, all they knew was that for some reason they couldnt put their friendship Out There and taylor told herself it was so the media wouldnt put their friendship Out There but rly? she was gay and afraid. karlie went along with it but didnt 100% understand why they werent telling people and 0% understood her own feelings. eventually jan 2012 came and taylor saw the pic of karlie and she was just like shit! she is so amazing! screw this! and thats when she said “i love karlie” and Everything Started.

How was their first kiss? - karlie was drunk. taylor wasnt. it wasnt great but it was life changing. idk if i would be as into this idea of karlie being drunk during their kisses if not for @bricksor and her kaylor fic texts

Wedding:

Who proposed? - shit ok karlie proposed i like that idea more but idk why

Who is the best man/men? - ok...... theres no boys getting married here like this implies but austins in the wedding party i guess

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - THERES NONE BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE 2 MANY FRIENDS AND THEY DONT WANT TO HURT ANYONES FEELINGS 

Who did the most planning? - taylor!!! taylors been planning this wedding since 2011 whether she realizes it or not!

Who stressed the most? - TAYLOR

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - ohg dmy god id ont know... theyve both got enemies but i think theyd invite most people like even exes they would invite 

Sex:

Who is on top? - shit i cant.. answer these questions....... ok karlie, moving on

Who is the one to instigate things? - well karlie when shes drunk!! thanks juliana!!!!! but going in the “theyve admitted their feelings / they are married” universe, taylor tbh

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head 

How long do they normally last? - idk prob not that long like how long would U last if you were looking at one of them..........

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes!!!

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - have 10 kids and teach them how to dream... ok no. 1 kid

How many children will they adopt? - 1

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - equal

Who is the stricter parent? - karlie? i feel like taylor as a parent is just... she cries a lot... every time the kids reach any kind of milestone even if its like “today they ate a new food” taylor starts crying and shes like “this is all happening so fast”

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - TAYLOR BC SHES OVERPROTECTIVE

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - karlie usually does it in the mornings while taylor makes sure the kids get ready on time!!

Who is the more loved parent? - neither theyre equal

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - BOTH OF THEM ATTEND EVERY DAMN ONE

Who cried the most at graduation? - taylor but not by much. they were both extremely embarrassing.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - oh my god... theyd both do this in a heartbeat i cannot choose

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - FUCK.... THATS ALL THEY FUCKING DO. BOTH OF THEM. CONSTANTLY.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - i... i dont know 

Who does the grocery shopping? - i would say they have someone do that for them but the idea of taylor and karlie grocery shopping together is too cute so im saying both. when i first tried to type that i typed “im gaying both” which is more accurate.

How often do they bake desserts? - like 20 times per day? more on the weekends?

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - idk about karlie but we know taylor has that diet thing where she eats like, salad during the week and burgers on the weekend or whatever. they like meat more tho

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - this isnt possible. they have to plan their anniversary together otherwise theyd both have the day totally planned out differently

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - karlies like “taylor this is the 3rd day in a row weve stayed in bed watching friends... lets go”

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - theyre both very experienced with cooking but prob taylor

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - theyre really rich probably not either of them

Who is really against chores? - karlie

Who cleans up after the pets? - taylor def

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - karlie 

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - ? neither. theyre really rich these questions apply less to really rich people i think

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - taylor

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - taylor

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - karlie. remember that time karlie was like cleaning her dog in taylors bathroom also?? thats unrelated

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - EVERY YEAR VERY VERY INTENSELY 

What are their goals for the relationship? - umm be incredible? change the world? make ppl cry every day? theyre already succeeding

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - taylor

Who plays the most pranks? - KARLIE

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ghostspike replied to your post:you said "sice my life" in one of your tags and i...

im from nyc, up the coast, and we dont have sice so i think its just a dc thing

okay yes this is a dc thing. we are embarassign