#ghostsquotes

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Sasappis: “Sam and Jay are petsitting for a guest and I just heard Jay call the dog a “fucking liar” because the dog kept barking at the door while no one was there.”

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Pete: “I wish I didn’t die in shorts, it’s really cold a lot of the time.”

Trevor: “That must be really hard for you Pete.”

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Pete: “Do you want to hear my favorite joke?”

Trevor: “Not really. But I know you won’t shut up until you tell it. So, go ahead.”

Pete: “If Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat, If Pete falls out, who is left?”

Trevor: “…Repeat?”

Pete: “No problem! If Pete and…”

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Issac: “You’re telling me that there are people who only study dinosaurs?”

Sam: “Yeah! They’re called paleontologists!”

Issac: “If only I were born 2 centuries later…”

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Pete: I just had a long talk with Thor about violence and now he’s yelling “it Thor’s turn to perpetuate cycle of violence!” before hitting people.

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Trevor: “Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.”

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Trevor: “…All I’m saying is that I’m half-naked and not in a fun way.”

Pete sighs: “I’m so glad I died with pants on. I could never be half-naked all the time.”

Trevor, side-eying him: “What is wrong with you?”

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Hetty: “Romantic relationships just aren’t for me. Take your affection elsewhere.”