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💀✨️Hear me out✨️💀

Imagine, due to unforseen and unfortunate circumstances, Ghost is having issues finding housing for him and his dogs Riley and Bet.

Housing market is shit, so buying a home is out of the question. Renting isn't too much of an issue financially. The issue truly lies in finding a place that would approve of his 2 dogs, a german shepherd and a pit bull. He finds it extremely unfortunate how much negative stigma surrounds a dog to the point of housing, but what can he do, you know?

After a while ehen shit begin to start feeling hopeless, Laswell surprisingly steps in.

'Heard you were having issues'

If it weren't for the mask she'd notice the way his brow quirked in curiosity. The thought that Price may have spoken to her quickly quills the questions.

'Possibly, ma'am'

She stares at him for a moment before sighing.

'You super attached to the queen's land?'

'I'm dead, ma'am,' he deadpans.

She stares at him, longer this time, before releasing a deeper sigh.

'Here,' she begins, handing him a slip. 'Call this number. They might not answer the first time so just leave them a voicemail and tell them I sent you.'

He looks at the number on the slip then back at Laswell. He clears his throat as he figures out his next words.

'Thank you?'

'Yeah, no, dont mention it,' she says. 'Ever. This stays between me, you, and them. Am I clear Lieutenant Riley?'

'Yes Ma'am.'

Long story short, Ghost ends up moving to a fictional country and renting from the most eclectic (Non-monogamous👀💁🏿...👀) married Grumpy🎨 x Sunshine🍀 couple.

I wanted an excuse to make some very self indulgent imagines. Poly reader insert???👀👀 I'll do a profile sheet on the 'characteristics' of Grumpy🎨 and Sunshine🍀 and the fictional country they live in. Physically descriptions won't be used with them, that way it can be read as OC or reader insert. Though note, both are Masc, Plus Size/Chubby/Fat, and Grumpy🎨 is black✨️💪🏾. Also, If consuming marijuana was an olympic sport, they'd both take home gold in every category. I think this would be a nice challenge for myself, at least with my writing (it gives me something to do inbetween my personal art 'homework' on my days off. If i wanna get me and my sweet boy outta here and in a home i must infilitrate the furry art scene and in order to do that i must relearn/learn the basics [fuck anatomy and really hating perspective but im having fun with it.]). But like I said, I'll write up a character profile before just chucking shit out.

Let me know if this sounds interesting to you guys though😁

Meet Ghost's eclectic landlords

Grumpy🎨 and Sunshine🍀

●They're both trans(masc)

●They are childhood best friends. Most people dont realize they're married at first but everyone quickly recognizes there's only maybe 3 braincells between the two of them

●These babies are homebodies bordering on to the point of agoraphobia (im deadass). Cabin Fever? Never heard of her. They are overall just blessed that that can do the work that they do and still be at home 95% of the time without the looming doom of financially stress

●They live on a small (4 acre) homestead. They grow all of their own food, raise livestock (Chickens, quails, rabbits, tilapia, and goats), and pick up whatever piques their interest in between.

●Biggest stoners you'll ever meet. They have a special locked pantry filled with infused seasonings, oils, flours, and sugars. They also have a separate lounge dubbed 'the smokehouse' for all their recreational activities (I'll go into their tolerance levels and reasoning as to why they do what they do)

●Both on the Spectrum (Audhd, low support and high functioning) and mentally ill, with one being formally diagnosed and the other undiagnosed

●They are soulmates. Both are demisexual/demiromantic and Non-monogamous. Their motto is 'if the love comes naturally we wont deny it, doesn't matter what the label on the relationship is as long as the love is true'

Grumpy🎨

● that's a ✨️Black King✨️ right there🫅🏿

● recognizes he might be on the spectrum, but he was raised by an old school village (iykyk👀🫩)

●following the last point, he shows signs of mental illness as a result of the 'corporal punishments' and emotional abuse he recieved (flight died and fight took over if we being fr)

●RBF is kinda crazy lowkey. He genuinely sometimes will just feel nothing, but his face just doesn't get the memo. It ranges from looking extremely mad or just sad

●He partakes in Mary Jane to help with his stress and anxiety (sometimes grumpy is like a deep fryer being boiled out... you ever turn your eyes away from one?). Sometimes when he needs a mental 'reset' he opts for natural psychedelics

●he enjoys creating but doesn't like being constrained to just one form. The personification of 'Jack of all trades, master of none'

●originally from Midwest USA

●tolerance: max of 2000mg a day

Sunshine🍀

● 'Late' Diagnosed Audhd and mentally ill as fuck, though that will never dim his shine✨️

● His face is very expressive. He tends to flush easily especially when being teased by Grumpy🎨

● He partakes in Mary Jane to handle his chronic pain, anxiety and insomnia. Buddy also makes some of the best knockout brownies you'll ever try

● He enjoys creating, favoring 'old lady' hobbies, writing and making music

●originally from the South

●big little brother energy

●tolerance: max of 1200mg a day

WHERE TF DO THEY LIVE👀👀

●A small continent nestled between Greenland and Europe ( back when pangea was a thing this would have been once part of what we consider the appalachians).

●was a viking port for a moment once upon a time

●Predominantly an English speaking country, followed by Scots, Gaelic, and French and spanish

●Democratic socialist government

●only place to not be molested by the crown, and one of a few countries to have legal marijuana (recreational/medicinal) that side of the Atlantic

●guns are heavily regulated with permits only available to farmers and specific hunters (commercial and personal homestead)

●while same sex marriage isn't legal, same sex couples are still legally recognized via common law/ foreign marriage.

●the country encourages self sufficient living and sustainability to protect the natural landscape, the government also provides grants to foreigners who are interested in a change. (The youth are leaving in droves for bigger and better opportunities, populations dropping, homes in disrepair, you know? The usual)

●main exports include fish, wool, tourism

●Invasive species: American Mink, Grey Squirrel, Muntjac

●heavy anti-discrimination laws are in place and enforced. (Race, Nationality, Sexuality, Sex, Gender, Appearance)

●Nationalist feel very oppressed here 🤪

●nationalist live there 🫠

●mandatory military service (3 years) for ALL citizens (naturalized and foreign) with exceptions.

Thats all I got🤷🏿 (no its not, I just needed to stop myself before I started cooking too hard on creating a fake country. I can't waste that here, it needs to flourish in something great.)