Tremulus quotes round 6 a.k.a. everyone was angry and then died
"I take out my badge. I'M COMMANDEERING YOUR HANDTRUCK."
"Are you who I should be talking to about getting reimbursed for one arm?"
"SHUT UP."
"Will he give me an arm?"
"No, but he'll give you a handjob if you ask nicely."
"...I'll take that."
"Inspector Columbus has been spending a lot of time at a dude ranch finding himself."
"That's a 10."
"To lug?"
"Yeah."
"You lug."
"Do you think better in ovens?"
"Wait, do I have my arm with me?"
"Maybe it's in your left pocket and you just can't reach that far."
"FIND ME SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS BURBLE, JENKINS"
"From thence, every time you enter and exit your mansion there's a burbling wizard outside your room."
"I'm so glad Matthew Macconaughey joined our game."
"Ryan! Can my crab talk to their crabs?"
"This is what happens when you leave Crash in the car for too long."
"His nipples grow facets?"
"Wait. I'm sorry. Did the police department send out a one-armed debutante to stop riots?"
"Hang on, I'm putting her on speaker crab."
"+1 creepy worm sex roll."
"In fact, specifically write down 'tentacle fetish' on your sheets."
"The next person who says 'furry key party' is in trouble."
"SIR MIX-A-LOT WE HAVE TO GO BACK"
"If there's anyone who needs a dick kicking, lead the way."