THE HUNT FOR THE LUSUS
INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM: )(er imperious condescension B-E-EYOTC)(-ESSSSSSS
) (IC: aig)(t aig)(t so ma buoy aint doin good wit)( t)(e feedin a t)(e ma boat im willin to bait t)(at yall can do ten BILLION tides betta so )(eres yoar s)(ot to PROV-E yoars)(ellf
) (IC: gimme yoar lusii biggest baddest one around and ill feed it to t)(a big girl
) (IC: ya got a W-E-EK for t)(is s)(ip so get goin and i mig)(t reward you wit)( somefin otter t)(an yoar life
) (IC: dont ya dare barracuda out now -EV-ERYON-E )(as to do it so c)(op c)(op c)(umbuckets
RECAP:
What are you doing? Well, it doesn't matter now. The Empress has delivered an Empire-wide announcement. Whatever your plans were would probably have to wait, as she is demanding lusii to be killed to feed to Gl'bgolyb in an attempt to prove that Orphaners are useless.
What her beef with her Orphaner was is truly none of the Empire's business, all that matters is that she wants the biggest lusus and there is no backing out of it. She was gracious enough to allow for a whole week, but that also means everyone will be keeping their lusus on watch and locked down... or else.