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THE HUNT FOR THE LUSUS

INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM: )(er imperious condescension B-E-EYOTC)(-ESSSSSSS

) (IC: aig)(t aig)(t so ma buoy aint doin good wit)( t)(e feedin a t)(e ma boat im willin to bait t)(at yall can do ten BILLION tides betta so )(eres yoar s)(ot to PROV-E yoars)(ellf

) (IC: gimme yoar lusii biggest baddest one around and ill feed it to t)(a big girl

) (IC: ya got a W-E-EK for t)(is s)(ip so get goin and i mig)(t reward you wit)( somefin otter t)(an yoar life

) (IC: dont ya dare barracuda out now -EV-ERYON-E )(as to do it so c)(op c)(op c)(umbuckets

RECAP:

What are you doing? Well, it doesn't matter now. The Empress has delivered an Empire-wide announcement. Whatever your plans were would probably have to wait, as she is demanding lusii to be killed to feed to Gl'bgolyb in an attempt to prove that Orphaners are useless.

What her beef with her Orphaner was is truly none of the Empire's business, all that matters is that she wants the biggest lusus and there is no backing out of it. She was gracious enough to allow for a whole week, but that also means everyone will be keeping their lusus on watch and locked down... or else.

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*Name: Auxite Belthi Alias: McHandless Gender: M *Pronouns: he/him/his *Age: 7 *Blood color (example please): This exact color. (the left) *Height: 5'10" Weight: x *Lusus: Minkdad, roughly smaller than Auxite. *Location: Plains *Weapons: Wrenchkind *Skills: -Almost photo memory, can fix anything provided it fits in his hands. -Very good at being silent -Can navigate by position of moons Hobbies: -Likes making model ships, aircrafts, ect -Consulting the meatball for desicions -Playing very unpopular or obscure board games Relationships (if any): *Trolltag/Kik: arduousAluminum  Backstory: Reference pictures: Yo Hey Hello *Tumblr: potaloz.tumblr.com

Mun: *Preferred name: Potaloz *Preferred pronouns: she/hers/her *18+ (yes/no): No (but will be very soon!) Other blogs:  Main blog: *Triggers/need to tag: rape mention *Skype/Kik/Other:  Skype: jockteleg Kik: Perantique

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Herald & Vianno: Interrogation

-- amaranthineAugury [AA] began trolling voraciousAphoristics [VA] at 16:09 --

[04:09] AA: do you lik3 flow3rs

[04:09] VA: some.

[04:10] AA: which on3s

[04:10] AA: fl3sh 3atin on3s???

[04:11] VA: what? god, why would i like that?

[04:11] VA: unless it was used on somebody else, of course.

[04:11] AA: ofc

[04:11] AA: i m3ant in g3n3ral

[04:11] AA: th3yr3 highly b3autiful but also incr3dibly d3adly

[04:12] AA: s33m3d lik3 som3thing you would appr3ciat3

[04:12] VA: i like the ones with teeth on them.

[04:13] AA: t33th ar3 cool

[04:14] AA: do you t3nd to any of thos3 kinds of flow3rs???

[04:14] VA: no. i liv:e in a pretty small place and can't hav:e many flowers.

[04:15] VA: not that i would hav:e any, anyhow.

[04:15] AA: i s33

[04:15] AA: so what do you do for fun if not wrangl3 d3adly flow3rs

[04:15] VA: flarping, mostly.

[04:16] AA: iv3 n3v3r flarp3d b3for3

[04:16] AA: how do3s it work

[04:17] VA: you take up a persona, meet up with other flarpers, and fight with them too.

[04:18] AA: whats your p3rsona

[04:18] VA: classified. :V

[04:19] AA: ofc

[04:20] AA: do you hav3 rol3s???

[04:20] AA: lik3 warrior 3tc

[04:20] VA: yes, some of the highbloods hav:e multiple roles.

[04:21] AA: can you t3ll m3 yours or is that also classifi3d

[04:23] VA: V:

[04:23] AA: ill tak3 that as a classifi3d

[04:23] AA: (o:

[04:24] AA: do you lik3 card gam3s???

[04:24] VA: i don't usually play them.

[04:26] AA: what about gamblin gam3s

[04:29] VA: sometimes, if the odds are in my fa:v:or.

[04:36] AA: ill k33p that in mind

[04:36] AA: do you gambl3 wh3n you flarp

[04:36] VA: occasionally.

[04:37] AA: whats th3 most youv3 3v3r won

[04:37] VA: why.

[04:38] AA: just curious

[04:39] VA: :v

[04:40] AA: (o:

[04:40] VA: classified.

[04:40] AA: )o:

[04:40] VA: :>

[04:44] AA: i hav3 no furth3r qu3stions atm

[04:44] AA: so ill l3av3 you b3 now

[04:44] AA: (o:

[04:44] VA: later.

-- voraciousAphoristics [VA] gave up trolling amaranthineAugury [AA] at 16:45 --

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Herald & Mayais: Stop That

-- amaranthineAugury [AA] began trolling covertChicanery [CC] at 15:57 --

[03:58] AA: (o:

[03:58] AA: (o:

[03:58] AA: (o;

[03:58] CC: geT ouT.

[03:58] CC: whaT The fuCk.

[03:58] AA: why so srs, broth3r

[03:59] CC: whaT The hell is wrong wiTh you.

[03:59] CC: keep your Clown ass away from me.

[03:59] AA: s33ms lik3 you got ang3r issu3s

[04:00] CC: i donT have anger issues. i have Clown issues.

[04:00] AA: its ok if your3 angry, you dont hav3 to bottl3 it in

[04:00] AA: mayb3 i can h3lp you find a h3althy outl3t for all this p3nt up hostility

[04:01] CC: a healThy ouTleT would be punChing you in The neCk.

[04:02] AA: )o:

[04:02] AA: what hav3 i 3v3r don3 to you

[04:02] CC: how muCh do you believe in Those messiahs.

[04:03] AA: i would di3 if it m3ant stayin tru3 to my b3li3fs

[04:04] CC: you CanT see iT buT im having an aneuryms in my Think pan.

[04:04] CC: ThaT is whaT you have done To me.

[04:04] AA: huh

[04:04] AA: i didnt 3v3n voodoo you

[04:04] AA: thats pr3tty impr3ssiv3

[04:05] CC: whaT The FUCK.

[04:06] AA: (o:

[04:06] CC: do NOT voodoo me!!

[04:06] AA: ok i wont

[04:06] AA: only bc im cool lik3 that

[04:06] AA: but if you 3v3r chang3 your mind l3t m3 know

[04:06] CC: you are NOT COOL.

[04:06] CC: whaT THE FUCK.

[04:07] AA: i lik3 b3in abl3 to practic3 is all

[04:07] AA: vagu3 shruggin and not so vagu3 winkin

[04:07] CC: are you FLIRTING????

[04:07] CC: STOP THAT.

[04:08] AA: im shock3d and off3nd3d you would accus3 m3 of that

[04:08] AA: just bc i want to voodoo you

[04:08] CC: DO NOT VOODOO ME!!!!!

[04:08] AA: i wont

[04:08] AA: wh3r3 is th3 fun in that

[04:08] AA: (o;

[04:09] CC: DONT WINK AT ME.

[04:09] AA: so you would pr3f3r a g3ntl3 rib nudg3 inst3ad

[04:10] CC: NO!!!!!

[04:10] CC: DONT TOUCH ME DONT NUDGE ME DONT WINK AT ME!!!!

[04:11] AA: oh so you just hav3 probl3ms g3ttin clos3 to ppl

[04:11] AA: dont worry iv3 got your back

[04:12] CC: NO STEP OFF!!

[04:12] AA: )o:

[04:12] AA: )o':

[04:13] CC: fuCk you.

[04:14] AA: but you hav3nt 3v3n tak3n m3 out to dinn3r y3t

[04:15] CC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[04:15] AA: Oo:

[04:17] CC: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[04:18] AA: )o':

[04:18] CC: YOU ARE A GROSS GREASY ASS STUPID CLOWN AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU PROBABLY AND NO ONE WILL MISS YOU AND NO ONE WILL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[04:19] AA: your3 comin on r3ally strong

[04:19] AA: im not sur3 if im r3ady for this r3lationship to b3 at that l3v3l y3t

[04:19] CC: THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[04:22] AA: you r3ally cant mak3 up your mind, can you

[04:24] CC: whaT The FUCK is wrong wiTh you?!??!

[04:25] AA: w3ll first your3 talkin about fuckin m3 and th3n you say th3r3s no r3lationship

[04:25] AA: r3ally how can i not b3 confus3d by th3s3 mix3d signals

[04:26] CC: youre a fuCking moron.

[04:27] AA: s33ms lik3 you hav3 som3 ang3r issu3s

[04:27] AA: its ok just l3t it all out

[04:32] CC: no.

-- covertChicanery [CC] gave up trolling amaranthineAugury [AA] at 16:32 --

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Herald & Vianno: What's with you and colors?

[09:52] — amaranthineAugury [AA] began pestering voraciousAphoristics [VA] at 21:52 —

[09:52] AA: (o:

[09:52] AA: t3ll m3 mor3 about colors

[09:58] VA: eh?

[10:00] AA: t3ll m3 mor3 about colors

[10:00] VA: why would i do that?

[10:01] AA: you s33m3d mor3 than willin b3for3 wh3n i didnt 3v3n ask you about it

[10:03] VA: because those colors you picked were gross.

[10:03] VA: nasty ass combo.

[10:03] AA: i wont d3ny that

[10:03] VA: good.

[10:04] AA: still you should talk to m3 about colors

[10:04] AA: so i know what to avoid

[10:04] AA: (o;

[10:07] VA: what are you doing and why are you trying to seem suggestiv:e.

[10:07] VA: don’t wink at me unless your goal is to get your hands in my pants.

[10:08] AA: i want3d to discuss colors

[10:09] AA: thats b3tt3r than pailin

[10:10] VA: good.

[10:10] VA: that was a test and you passed.

[10:11] VA: what color?

[10:12] AA: i wanna talk about t3al but im op3n to oth3r colors if it suits you

[10:12] VA: sure. teal.

[10:12] AA: what color b3st go3s with t3al???

[10:14] VA: black is ob:v:iously a good color to match with anything, but if you’re going for something ODD that compliments it (which is probably right) white and red are the ways to go.

[10:15] VA: and by red i don’t mean bright ass troll goth red, but something just a bit duller so it doesn’t burn anyones face globes out.

[10:16] AA: so maroon or would you say tak3 b3ast blood and mix it with black paint???

[10:17] VA: sounds about right, yes.

[10:18] AA: ill k33p that in mind

[10:18] AA: what about mustard y3llow

[10:18] VA: yellow doesn’t look good with jack shit.

[10:19] VA: unless its used in very, very small portions in compliment to more noble colors.

[10:19] VA: *:very, :very

[10:19] VA: like navy and up.

[10:20] VA: * nav:y

[10:20] VA: (( fuck mE ))

[10:20] AA: im glad you said that bc thats 3xactly how i f33l about it

[10:20] AA: (( Pats you. It okay shh))

[10:20] AA: its such an ugly color

[10:20] AA: i hat3 it hon3stly

[10:20] VA: look. something we can agree on.

[10:21] AA: what about your own color

[10:23] VA: shades of green or teal are good matches, but once you get to blues then it might seem too strong in not exactly the best way.

[10:23] VA: hm. yellow might also be a good match for mine too, actually.

[10:24] VA: only in like, two shades though.

[10:24] AA: hm

[10:24] AA: mayb3 not blood y3llow

[10:24] VA: definitely not.

[10:25] AA: what about light t3al

[10:25] AA: mix it with whit3 paints

[10:26] VA: are we speaking of yellow still or jade?

[10:27] AA: jad3

[10:27] VA: yes

[10:28] VA: the answer to the mix you suggested is yes.

[10:28] AA: ill k33p it in mind

[10:28] AA: so how ar3 you 3xactly

[10:29] VA: i’m fine. yourself?

[10:30] AA: im fin3

[10:31] AA: iv3 n3v3r actually talk3d to a jad3 blood b3for3, in truth

[10:31] VA: of course not. i’d be more surprised if you hav:e.

[10:34] AA: ofc

[10:34] AA: wh4ts 1t l1k3

[10:34] VA: parson?

[10:34] VA: pardon?

[10:35] AA: whats it lik3 b3in a jad3 blood

[10:35] VA: i exist.

[10:36] VA: of course, i exist better than anyone else, but that’s not the kind of lifestyle i just go sharing with people.

[10:40] AA: hm mak3s s3ns3

[10:41] VA: good.

[10:56] — amaranthineAugury [AA] is now an idle chum! —

[10:57] — voraciousAphoristics [VA] ceased pestering amaranthineAugury [AA] at 22:57 —

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Hylian + Vianno: Saving Alternia.

[08:35] — voraciousAphoristics [VA] began trolling tenaciousPrevarication [TP] at 20:35 —

[08:35] VA: a human is an alien, i suppose.

[08:35] — voraciousAphoristics [VA] changed their mood to DEVIOUS —

[08:36] TP: Seriously*

[08:36] VA: gross looking. like us but mutated.

[08:36] VA: skin from white to brown. no horns. disgusting.

[08:36] TP: Ewwwwwwww*

[08:36] TP: Ech*

[08:36] TP: That*s really fucking weird and i don*t like it*

[08:38] VA: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/parmyolson/files/2013/06/Faces-of-the-Future-1.jpg

[08:39] VA: look at these jank ass creatures.

[08:39] TP: EW

[08:39] VA: http://s12.postimg.org/ulwihvyhp/Human_face_in_100000_year_009.jpg

[08:39] VA: they get WORSE

[08:39] VA: some of them are like THAT.

[08:39] TP: THAT*S UNHOLY*

[08:39] TP: WHAT THE FUCK!!

[08:40] VA: so as you can see we hav:e to destroy the entirety of these mutant offspring.

[08:40] TP: Blow up their planet*

[08:41] VA: yes.

[08:42] TP: Destroy them*

[08:44] VA: i’d report their miserable existence to the empire if i had their location. they’d be good hi:v:epets, judging by their beha:v:ior. or maybe just good game to hunt.

[08:44] TP: Ew*

[08:44] TP: Gross* no way*

[08:44] TP: They*d taint us*

[08:45] VA: !! true.

[08:45] VA: what if that’s how they reproduce?

[08:45] VA: mutant-ize innocent other species.

[08:45] TP: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:47] VA: they need to be terminated now!

[08:47] TP: I*m terrified*

[08:47] TP: No*

[08:47] TP: Don*t bring attention to us*

[08:48] VA: if they’re all gone though.we’ll be safe.

[08:48] TP: But what if they parasite off us and they take us over*

[08:48] VA: !!!!

[08:49] VA: dear god.

[08:49] TP: We*re all gonna die*

[08:49] VA: no!! we just need to remain quiet.

[08:50] TP: Don*t talk to humans*

[08:50] VA: this planet has hope. they must never find us.

[08:50] VA: i won’t.

[08:50] VA: you don’t either.

[08:50] TP: I won*t

[08:50] TP: Horrible squishy angels from the horrible dark depths of the sky*

[08:51] VA: we’ll keep this race safe. spread awareness. they will ne:v:er find us.

[08:53] TP: I already started spreading the awareness*

[08:53] VA: good. thank god.

[08:56] TP: Awareness spread*

[08:56] TP: We did a deed for alternia tonight whatsyourname*

[08:56] VA: :vianno.

[08:56] TP: Vianno*

[08:56] VA: thank you too, stranger.

[08:57] TP: Hylian*

[08:57] TP: Hyian Eleroi*

[08:59] VA: pleasure to sav:e alternia with you.

[08:59] TP: The pleasure is all mine*

[08:59] VA: :>

[08:59] TP: We*re gonna get our titles in no time at this rate*

[08:59] TP: Straight from the empress herself*

[09:03] VA: ! i can only imagine what glorious title i’d get.

[09:07] TP: I*d be the raconteur for SURE*

[09:08] VA: i’m sure.

[10:17] — voraciousAphoristics [VA] gave up trolling tenaciousPrevarication [TP] at 22:17 —

[10:17] — voraciousAphoristics [VA] changed their mood to OFFLINE —

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Mayais & Veidda: I'll get you tuna.

[4:44:26 AM] CC: You're walking through the dirt, crouching down to hide behind the dry blades of grass. Behind your shades your eyes squint to focus on your prey, some wildebeest. The burguoisie would pay through the nose for something crafted out of that hide, and killing wild lusii was a fun game of 'surprise dye'. Only wild lusii though. You crept closer, your bow in hand, slowly pulling the string back as you raised it almost to your face, taking aim.

[4:48:17 AM] NO: Aaannnndddd... Nyoom. A ginormous cheetah sprang from the grass and ran at the wildebeest, full speed ahead. Poor thing couldn't react fast enough and was taken down rather quickly. Once it was down, however, a lowblood slid from the top of the cheetah and kneeled by the wildebeest, saying some quiet words of gratitude.

[4:52:57 AM] CC: What the hell. That thing took your kill, and you stood from your spot, glaring at the cheetah until you noticed the itty bitty troll running up to the corpse. That troll is going to die approaching that cheetah lusus, and you take it upon yourself to save the troll, running up and shooting your arrows as you approached.

"Don't worry mate! I'll save you!"

[4:54:38 AM] NO: Veidda jumped as her lusus made a barking sound and ahe saw what was going on. She whipped out her kukris and ran as fast as she could at the troll attacking her lusus. "How dare you attack my lusus!"

[4:59:02 AM] CC: You skid past her and slam against her lusus, lifting your bow to begin hitting the beast while screaming. You are the MAN. "You'll be safe soon!"

[5:03:22 AM] NO: The lusus hissed and swat at the troll and Veidda just... kind of... stared at him. "... That's my lusus! How many times must I tell you?!"

[5:05:07 AM] CC: He just went on for a while, screaming and trying to evade the swatting.

"RUN WHILE YOU CAN!"

[5:06:00 AM] NO: Sighing, she sat down and plucked up some grass, weaving a bracelet. "Maybe you'll figure it out."

[5:09:05 AM] CC: Figure out what? He wasn't listening, clearly, and he tried to put some distance between him and the lusus to start aiming his arrows when he finally took notice of her on the ground.

"What the hell are you doing? Are you stupid? Get up and run!"

[5:10:46 AM] NO: "For the third time, she's my lusus."Her lusus didn't appear to be in pain... she actually laid down to take a nap while he was shooting.

[5:12:50 AM] CC: It took him a while to register, but he adjusted his shades for a moment, setting down his bow and frowning.

"Wait why do you have such a huge lusus- more importantly, who are you? If this really is your lusus, it took my kill."

[5:14:51 AM] NO: Standing up, she brushed herself off and put away her weapons, grabbing the bracelet and walking over to him. "My name is Veidda Agathi. It's nice to meet you. I'm sorry my lusus 'stole your kill', but we have been hunting that wildebeest all night."

[5:19:43 AM] CC: He examined her, looking her over and tilting his head. His fingers reached for his shades to pull them off and cross his arms.

"No, see that can't happen because I've been tracking this guy all night."

[5:23:39 AM] NO: She shrugged and chirped to her lusus, who immediately got up and fetched the kill, bringing it over. "Here. Maybe we can find something else." She gave a sweet smile as the lusus dropped the corpse in front of his feet before she nodded to him, stepping away to start walking.

[5:27:42 AM] CC: Mayais was not used to just having someone surrender a kill, especially considering his blood was not brought up and she was a lowblood herself...

"Wait." He took a step towards her. "My name's Mayais Nuptus. Hi Veidda."

[10:21:01 AM] NO: ** She turned back to him and offered a small smile. "Thanks."

[11:27:05 AM] CC: "You're welcome." Mayais shot a glance at the lusus corpse in front of him, then back at the cheetah before furrowing his brows. "What exactly are you thanking me for here?"

[11:30:58 AM] NO: "... I don't know, I guess for talking to me." She giggled and looked back at him.

[11:43:26 AM] CC: He ducked his head in just the slightest, eyeing her. "What, are you one of those

secluded from society trolls?"

[11:45:15 AM] NO: "Well... Not of my own accord. My lusus wants to protect me, so she tends to keep me secluded."

[11:46:41 AM] CC: "And you just /take/ that?" You let out an incredulous chuckle, shoving your shades back on your face and picking up your bow to hang it on your back once more. "Aren't you curious about other places?"

[11:51:13 AM] NO: "Well of course I am, but I like it here. It's usually quiet, and it hardly ever rains. It's purrfect for me."

[11:52:32 AM] CC: He steps around the wildebeest, looking Veidda over and circling her slightly. "Well, okay, but it's hot like fuck and you're cut off from everyone. On one hand that's good but on the other. It's kinda detrimental isn't it?"

[11:55:22 AM] NO: "The... the heat doesn't... bother me... Could you please not do that? You're making me nervous..." She pouted, hugging herself as she watched him walk around her. "... Plus, if I don't know anybody, then my feelings won't get hurt..."

[11:56:49 AM] CC: "/That's/ why you're avoiding everyone?" He stopped, stepping back to halfassedly lean-sit against the wildebeest corpse, his arms crossed once more. "So your feelings don't get hurt? That's a petty reason."

[12:03:32 PM] NO: She frowned, looking down at the ground. "... I-I should go..." She muttered, turning and walking in the direction of her hive again.

[12:04:24 PM] CC: Great work Mayais. Fucked up. "What? Why? Look, I could use some help carrying this to my hive. If you wanna help out kinda."

[12:05:55 PM] NO: "I... shouldn't bother you with my 'petty' self..."

[12:07:02 PM] CC: He is heavily considering facepalming. "That's- no, I didn't say /you/ were petty, I meant that the /reason/ was petty-- nevermind. Nevermind it alright? No hard feelings. Do you come out here often? Do you have a Trollian?"

[12:12:05 PM] NO: "I live here, actually... And I do have a trollian. But I don't really use it..."

[12:13:23 PM] CC: He immediately perks up, pulling out a mobile device. "Well, maybe you can use it now. I'm CC, wanna add yours?" Mayais handed her the device, open on Trollian's 'add chump' function.

[12:14:54 PM] NO: She blinked quickly, having not seen that before. She took it and blushed as she put in her handle. "... H-here..."

[12:17:11 PM] CC: Once she was done, Mayais let out a grin, fangs and all, taking the device back and putting it back in his pocket. "Great. We can talk more, and if I ever start breaking your heart, you can sic your lusus on me." Cue the laughter.

[12:18:43 PM] NO: She wasn't laughing. "I wouldn't do that, I have no reason to be malicious... plus, I give everyone a second chance."

[12:20:21 PM] CC: Of course she wasn't laughing. Mayais just kept the grin going, somewhat awkwardly before letting out a sigh. "Talk about tough crowd... I better be heading back. I gotta keep an eye on my own lusus, especially with your enormous one around."

[12:20:56 PM] NO: "Right... What was your last name again?"

[12:21:14 PM] CC: "Uhhh, Nuptus. Why?"

[12:22:27 PM] NO: "It was Nice to meet you, Mr. Nuptus." She nodded and gave a small smile, waving a little before heading on her way yet again.

[12:23:27 PM] CC: God, this girl was just plain odd, but as she left you found yourself staring on, hoping she'd indeed get back to her hive safely. "G'bye!"

[12:26:38 PM] NO: Once she was back in her hive, she would be lying if she said she didn't run to her husktop to see if he had messaged her yet.

[12:27:23 PM] CC: Which, after a good while he did, of course.

– covertChicanery [CC] began trolling nocturnalOddball [NO] --

[12:27] CC: hey. made iT baCk To my hive. lusus safe. jusT cleaning up wildebeesT blood now.

[12:28] NO: Uh... H311o...

[12:28] CC: hi veidda. whaTs up.

[12:29] NO: Uh... H3h3 no7hing much, wha7 abou7 m3w... :3

[12:30] CC: The hive is a mess and The smell of blood puTs off my lusus so. really jusT Cleaning.

[12:31] NO: Uh... I ac7ua11y 1ik3 c13aning...

[12:32] CC: whaT.

[12:32] CC: is ThaT all you do.

[12:33] NO: Uh... No... I a1so mak3 brac3137s and n3ck1ac3s ou7 of dri3d grass... And I danc3...

[12:34] CC: youre like a wild grub righT? almosT feral.

[12:35] NO: Uh... ... Wha7 I don'7 und3rs7and...

[12:35] CC: like. unCivilized.

[12:36] NO: Uh... I an civi1iz3d! 3: I hav3 a husk7op...

[12:37] CC: well. okay yeah. ThaTs whaT i meanT. almosT unCivilized.

[12:38] NO: Uh... Okay... I-I'11 jus7 g-go...

[12:40] CC: whaT. why.

[12:40] CC: aw fuck. i didnT mean iT in a bad way.

[12:41] CC: maybe a liTTle biT. buT ThaTs beCause iTs jusT weird.

[12:42] CC: a liTTle weird. Come on you CanT Tell me you donT Think iTs weird your lusus keeps you so boarded up wiThouT any ConTacT righT?

[12:43] NO: Uh... I7's no7... Sh3 wan7s m37o b3 saf3...

[12:45] CC: yeah buT To isolaTe yous a liTTle overboard isnT iT?

[12:45] NO: Uh... No...

[12:46] CC: yes iT is.

[12:47] NO: Uh... Okay, I 7hink I'm finish3d h3r3...

[12:48] CC: is your lusus Telling you To geT off Trollian?

[12:49] CC: fuCk the lusus. sTay online.

[12:49] NO: Uh... No... I jus7 d-don'7 wan7 7o 7a1k if you ar3 jus7 going 7o insu17 my 1usus...

[12:50] CC: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[12:50] CC: okay. fine. leTs Talk abouT someThing else.

[12:50] NO: Uh... P13as3...

[12:51] CC: okay okay no Talking.

[12:51] CC: sorry.

[12:51] CC: i Can leT you go. iTs fine.

[12:55] NO: Uh... Fin3... By3...

[12:56] CC: uh. also im on Tumblr as mereoleTo. okay.

[12:57] CC: jusT saying. you Can Talk to me There.

[12:52] NO: Uh... I don'7 wan7 7o 7a1k...

[1:00] CC: oh.

[1:01] CC: haha lisTen. the lusus Thing wasnT imporTanT.

[1:01] CC: donT Take iT Too personally.

[1:01] NO: Uh... You insu173d my 1usus...

[1:01] NO: Uh... I7's impor7an7 7o m3!

[1:02] CC: i wasnT meaning To.

[1:02] CC: i didnT ouTrighT insulT your lusus.

[1:03] NO: Uh... ㅁ S7i11...

[1:04] CC: im sorry.

[1:04] NO: Uh... I am, 7oo...

[1:06] CC: are we good?

[1:06] NO: Uh... ... W311, I'm no7 3vi1...

[1:07] CC: okay well im going on a Trip To The CiTy laTer on. wanT someThing?

[1:08] NO: Uh... ... Wha7 wou1d I n33d from 7h3r3...

[1:08] CC: i dunno. i Can jusT surprise you.

[1:11] NO: Uh... I don'7 r3a11y n33d any7hing, 7hough... I n3v3r go 7o 7h3 ci7y...

[1:12] CC: ill bring you someThing. whaT sTuff do you like.

[1:12] NO: Uh... ...

[1:13] NO: Uh... I, um...

[1:14] NO: Uh... 7una...

[1:15] CC: i Can ToTally sCore you ThaT.

[1:15] NO: Uh... :3 I 1ov3 7una...

[1:17] CC: you goT iT.

[1:17] CC: B)

[1:17] NO: Uh... H3h3! :3 I can'7 wai7...

[1:22] CC: we Can maybe meeT up laTer.

[1:23] NO: Uh... Oh, I hav3 7h3 purrf3c7 p1ac3! I7's jus7 a sma11 hi11, but I'v3 mad3 i7 so 7h3 grass is shor73r and I 1ik3 7o 1i3 7h3r3 and 1ook a7 7h3 s7ars and cons7311a7ions...

[1:25] CC: ThaT sounds really niCe. we Can meeT aT The same plaCe and head There.

[1:26] NO: Uh... Sur3! Bu7 wha7 wi11 you g37...

[1:27] CC: Tuna. im going To geT you Tuna.

[1:27] NO: Uh... No, I m3an7 fur yours31f...

[1:29] CC: money. im doing a sale.

[1:30] NO: Uh... Ooh, wha7 ar3 you s311ing...

[1:32] CC: hides. uh. ThaTs all.

[1:33] NO: Uh... Oh, I hav3 som3 if you wan7 7h3m...

[1:33] CC: ThaT sounds greaT aC

[1:34] CC: aCTually. fuCk.

[1:34] NO: Uh... !!! Wa7ch your 1anguag3...

[1:36] CC: haha whaT.

[1:37] NO: Uh... Don'7 curs3... 3:

[1:37] CC: youre kidding righT?

[1:38] NO: Uh... No... P13as3? For m3...

[1:39] CC: okay. fine. no Cursing.

[1:39] NO: Uh... :3 7hank you...

[1:40] CC: so we good To meeT up laTer?

[1:40] NO: Uh... Y3s! Wh3n, 7hough...

[1:41] CC: ill message you when I geT The Tuna.

[1:42] NO: Uh... Pawrigh7y 7h3n... I'11 s33 m3w soon... :3

[1:42] CC: goodbye veidda. B)

[1:43] NO: Uh... By3...

-- nocturnalOddball [NO] ceased trolling covertChicanery [CC] --

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olive blood!

Troll: *Name: Veidda Agathi Alias: nocturnalOddball i guess Gender: female *Pronouns: her/she *Age: 7.5 sweeps *Blood color (example please): olive (hex is 416600, just like nepetas) *Height: 5’8” Weight: 160 *Lusus: gugantic cheetahmom (think clifford the big red dog) *Location: smackdab middle of the savannas *Weapons: dualwields kukris *Skills: weaving, skinning animals, making leather Hobbies: making grass jewelry, dancing, hunting Relationships (if any): none so far~ *Trolltag/Kik: oh ok nocturnalOddball Backstory: she was raised very sheltered by her lusus, so she doesnt really have any friends or anything plus, she lives in the middle of nowhere its hard to find people out there anyway Reference pictures: (i can do this when i get back to my computer tomorrow :P ) *Tumblr: veidda-agathi Mun: *Preferred name: Brii *Preferred pronouns: they/them *18+ (yes/no): yeee Other blogs: nope Main blog: this one! *Triggers/need to tag: nothing really *Skype/Kik/Other: briibear9896

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Troll:

*Name: Herald Kometa

Alias: n/a

Gender: Male

*Pronouns: He/Him

*Age: 10

*Blood color (example please): Yellow (#a1a100)

*Height: 6’0”

Weight: 180 lbs

*Lusus: Carrion Wingbeast (three-eyed vulture)

*Location: Suburbs

*Weapons: War Scythe

*Skills: Meat butchering and some minor psionics

Hobbies: Tarot, card games, and Clown Religion

Relationships (if any): n/a

*Trolltag/Kik: amaranthineAugury

Backstory: Herald was a pretty average yellow blood growing up, but one day he came across some clowns and everything suddenly just made sense to him. He started painting his face, finding copies of religious text and memorizing the verses, and claiming to a be a purple blood even if being caught doing so would be grounds for death. It’s just what feels right.

Reference pictures: x

*Tumblr: kom3ta

Mun:

*Preferred name: Hoodoo or Holy

*Preferred pronouns: he/she/they all are acceptable

*18+ (yes/no): Yes

Other blogs: mirthfulbard / pros3cut1on

Main blog: n/a

*Triggers/need to tag: None.

*Skype/Kik/Other: skype is diamondpale

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FAQ page added

Members page updated

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:V

*Name: Vianno Telssa

Alias: Vi, Gino, Vio

Gender: Trans Male

*Pronouns: His/Him/Himself

*Age: 10

*Blood color (example please): Jade (Kanaya’s Hex)

*Height: 6’6”

Weight: 206lbs

*Lusus: Opossum

*Location: Downtown south alternian city

*Weapons: Clawkind, 

*Skills: Playing dead, Being a Huge Dick, Extortion

Hobbies: Flarping, Bullying new flarpers out of their money

Relationships (if any): Ew.

*Trolltag/Kik: voraciousAphoristics / crowningmoment (multi-muse. please specify for Vianno if contacting)

Reference pictures: haha…

*Tumblr: aforistic gif warning, mouth horror to be expected

Mun:

*Preferred name: Basil

*Preferred pronouns: They/Them , She/Her

*18+ (yes/no): non

Other blogs: wwarden machiavvelli w1nger lacismihw

Main blog: eridanapologist

*Triggers/need to tag: nothing

*Skype/Kik/Other: life.is.genocide/crowningmoment/nah

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(( Hi, I was just looking at your rules and all, and I was wondering if by "don't talk about religion" you mean real world religion and not clown troll religion. I also was wondering if you would accept a fantroll who has a certain blood color but pretends to have a different blood color and hides it from everyone (i.e. yellow blood who claims to be a purple blood) ))

Real world religion! Troll religion is fine.

And sure thing! We just need trolls who are actually lowbloods, pretending they're higher up is fine. :)

-- ellen

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*Name: Meloma Vriasa

Alias: N/A

Gender: female

*Pronouns: she/her

*Age: 12 

*Blood color (example please): #007282

*Height: 5’6”

Weight: 147 lbs

*Lusus: Giant stoat 

*Location: Big ass farm on a prairie (Farm w livestock and such on it)

*Weapons: Knifekind (usually throwing knives)

*Skills: The various skills that comes with keeping up a farm by yourself, knifethrowing, long-distance running, camouflage

Hobbies: Painting, hunting, farming.

Relationships (if any): N/A

*Trolltag/Kik: clandestineGrazier

*Tumblr: mel0ma

Mun:

*Preferred name: Kat or Val

*Preferred pronouns: she/her

*18+ (yes/no): ye (18)

Other blogs: unbereefable, heirfish, deepseaho, richgill

*Triggers/need to tag: spiders, drug use, irl domestic abuse

*Skype/Kik/Other: My skype’s nerdkat

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Your name is MAYAIS NUPTUS and you are 10 SWEEPS OLD. You are infamous among the Empire Guard for being A MASTER OF DISGUISE. This may mean you adopt SILLY ALIASES to help HIDE YOUR IDENTITY FROM THE FUZZ. Your cerulean blood allows for you to be able to afford high end materials for your costumes, which makes you believe you are into HIGH END FASHION. Due to this though, you are also heavily misgendered, and though it hardly bothers you, you feel the small need to remind people every now and again that you are a MALE TROLL. 

Your lusus is of the impala variety, which you so affectionately call IMPALAMOM. She is often difficult to keep up with when she runs off, but you are able to satisfy her open space needs with A LARGE LAWNRING, a size you were able to achieve due to living on THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY. This location hinders you though, making it A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS to go hunting for dyes and accessories that you STEAL FROM YOUNG TROLLS. You’re not proud of this, and in fact keep it a secret from everyone you know.

You don’t just raid for fun though. You often go out and STEAL FROM HIGHBLOODS, despite being one yourself, and share the spoils with the lowbloods. You kind of feed off of that sense of WORSHIP. Of course, you can’t possibly loot and kill highbloods (and young trolls) without the proper gear, which is why you always carry your TRUSTY BOW AND ARROW, and when you’re in close range, you like to slit throats with your POCKETKNIFE. 

Your trolltag is covertChicanery and you like To whisper your Commands while ending definitively.

Troll:

*Name: Mayais Nuptus

Alias: ???

Gender: Male

*Pronouns: he/him they/them 

*Age: 10

*Blood color (example please): #003366 

*Height: 5’8”

Weight: 123 pounds

*Lusus: Impala (antelope)

*Location: Savannah (city outskirts)

*Weapons: bow and arrow, pocketknife

*Skills: looting, raiding, lying

Relationships (if any): none

*Trolltag/Kik: covertChicanery

*Tumblr: mereoleto

Mun:

*Preferred name: ellen or gale

*Preferred pronouns: they/them

*18+ (yes/no): yes (21)

Other blogs: vvaticide, oakhum, kirubill

Main blog: lordmoriarty

*Triggers/need to tag: daddy kinks, maggots, sudden loud noises

*Skype/Kik/Other: skype [thistlesaa], kik [keloiid]

*Must include/not optional.

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Submission guidelines

Troll:

*Name: Hylian Eleroi

Alias:

Gender: Female

*Pronouns: She/her or they/them 

*Age: 10 

*Blood color (example please): Indigo (a notch or two lower than Equius) 

*Height: 5’3” 

Weight: 175 lbs 

*Lusus: Hippo-beetle (armored blubberbeast???) 

*Location: riverbank swamplands 

*Weapons: Tunfa (tunfakind) 

*Skills: Storytelling, hunting, close combat

Hobbies: Writing, cooking, mmorpg (because there’s no one around to flarp with) 

Relationships (if any): N/A 

*Trolltag/Kik: tenaciousPrevarication 

Backstory: Not yet finished

Reference pictures: none yet 

*Tumblr: solitarysoliloquies

Mun:

*Preferred name: Domino (dom/domi/etc are all okay) 

*Preferred pronouns: she/her 

*18+ (yes/no): no

Other blogs: princeoutofwater, artisttrainer, daintyconfectionary

Main blog: artisttrainer

*Triggers/need to tag: pictures of irl gore 

*Skype/Kik/Other: skype is fishladyoki 

*Must include/not optional.

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Troll:

*Name: Hevina Mcunai Alias: N/A Gender: Female *Pronouns: Hers/Shes *Age: 8 Sweeps *Blood color (example please): Fuchsia *Height: 5’4”

Weight: 120 lbs

*Lusus: Great White Shark *Location: Alternia *Weapons: macekind (Giant spikeball on a chain.) *Skills: Skilled in cooking, surprisingly quick, decent fighter. Hobbies: Swimming, cooking, drawing. Relationships (if any): None yet! *Trolltag/Kik: aqueousVirtuoso Backstory: Being a highblood, Hevina lives in the lap of luxury. Admittedly, she is spoiled to all hell. Ever since she was born, she has lived in an underwater castle-like hive made from coral and other undersea foliage. When she hit around two sweeps, she began to show very aggressive, and down right worrisome traits. (Laughing when someone got hurt, chasing and killing sealife.) Due to this, she is put on a powdery, and flavorless medication to suppress her aggressive behavior. When on the medication, she is practically a child. Reference pictures: http://archaeologistsmelancholy.tumblr.com/post/103945278362 *Tumblr: http://archaeologistsmelancholy.tumblr.com/

Mun: *Preferred name: Eve, Lizard, anything, really. uvu *Preferred pronouns: She/Hers/Them/Their *18+ (yes/no): 17 (With guardian permission to do NSFW) Other blogs: I have a lot— Mostly unused. Main blog: http://archaeologistsmelancholy.tumblr.com/ *Triggers/need to tag: None. *Skype/Kik/Other: Skype:evechime

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Kyalah Ahviar

*Name: Kyalah Ahviar

Alias: Kay, Ahvi

Gender: female

*Pronouns: Female

*Age: 22 human years, 10 - 11 sweeps

*Height: 5’6

Weight: Undetermined (idk how to count with that)

*Lusus: Harpy (from myths i mean)

*Location: Alternia

*Weapons: Crossbowkind

*Skills: A sort of natural compass in her head, always magically nknowing where north, south, east and west are.

Hobbies: You happen to dis- and reappear sometimes at random places, making it hard to find you when it’s needed. However, IF someone searches for you, you are highly likely to be found somewhere in the trees, or working at and with your small AIRPLANE. You uilt it completely by yourself and it is - in fact - a TOUGH PIECE OF SHIT and able to be used. You tested it.

Relationships (if any): None

*Trolltag/Kik: trollian; avisTerritoriale

Backstory: 

Reference pictures: 

*Tumblr: skydivingaviare

Mun:

*Preferred name: Arazataz/Araz

*Preferred pronouns: she/her/they/them (usualy stick to female tho)

*18+ (yes/no): Yes

Other blogs: mommyserket, 0r0bas, 8eheadder, carcxnogeneticist, mintflavoredchocolate

Main blog: arazataz.tumblr.com

*Triggers/need to tag: ehhhh Emetophobia, thats it, rly

*Skype/Kik/Other: dont wanna say that in public, peeps can ask bme about it