#gilfoyle

[kirikyanite]

gilfoyle shitpost. he's always got that damn cereal bowl like all the time😭😭 I didn't draw the same exact bowl but whateva

[bullet-prooflove]

His Dark Queen: Bertram Gilfoyle x Reader (Silicon Valley)

Tagging: @kmc1989

Simply because I binge watched 6 Seasons of Silicon Valley after being mega stressed this week.

Summary: After spending 72 hours Gilfoyle collapses into bed with you.

Seventy-two hours, that’s how long Gilfoyle’s been up hacking. Seventy-two fucking hours.

The pads of his fingers hurt, his eyes sting and there is a pounding in his temples that only worsens as he hears Dinesh’s door slam at the other end of the hall. Nausea claws at his stomach, from exhaustion and the crate of energy drinks he’s consumed while trying fix the shitstorm that Gavin Belson had unleashed upon them.

When he opens the door to his own room, there you are sitting on his bed in a pair of his boxer shorts, his Napalm death t-shirt and those knee socks, the ones he’s been dying to fuck you in all weekend.

That’s another reason he hates Gavin Belson; he’s been depriving him of that sweet pussy over the past three days.

You glance up as he steps inside, those eyes of yours taking in his dishevelled clothing and the half up, half down man bun he’s sporting. You’re wearing that pair of cute kitty cat headphones he modded for better sound quality and your laptop is resting on your crossed legs as you furiously type out the next chapter of your upcoming novel Cthulhu Dreams.

That’s how the two of you met, on a message board debating the lore behind H.P Lovecraft’s greatest literary invention.

You set the laptop and headphones down on the nightstand as he drops onto the mattress alongside you, his arm thrown up over his head to shield his gritty eyes from the lamplight.

“I want to die.” He mumbles as you reach over, turning off the lamp.

The room plunges into darkness, the glow from the laptop illuminating your features as you prop your head up on the pillow. He tilts his face towards you as you reach out to touch him, your fingertips tracing over the coarse hair of his beard.

“If you were dead then you wouldn’t feel me doing this.” You murmur as you lean in close.

Your nose trails along his until you find his mouth. He sighs as you kiss him, relief flooding through his nervous system as the taste of bubblegum blossoms on his tongue from your lip balm. You always have this way of relaxing him, of quieting the relentless noise in his head when he gets too deep.

You shuffle closer, your soft curves pressing against his hard planes as your legs entwine with his.

“You have no idea how much I want to fuck you right now.” He mutters, his calloused palm roaming down your thigh until his fingers toy with the elastic on your knee socks. It gives him a deviant thrill when you wear these for him. He wants to peel those boxer shorts off you, tumble you into his sheets in his Napalm Death t-shirt. “The spirit is willing but the body is fucked.

“Too tired to fuck…” You tease as you remove his glasses, setting them alongside your laptop. “It must be the apocalypse, Bertie.”

He nips that sensitive spot underneath the hinge of your throat, the one that makes you a little crazy. “Quit it with the Bertie, you know it only ends with you tied to the headboard at my complete mercy.”

“Oh no.” You drawl, wrapping your arms around him as he buries his face into the curve of your throat. “I wouldn’t want to wake up like that at all.”

You can feel his smile against your skin as his body relaxes against you. Your fingers combing lightly through his hair as he begins to settle, his breathing evening out.

“Tomorrow my dark queen.” He mumbles, already half sleep. “I promise, I’ll ravage you then.”

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[namesaretomainstream]

can i request a bertram gilfoyle from silicon valley moodboard?? :) pls?

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[alexjcrowley]

Hey so why did nobody tell me Silicon Valley was fucking gay

[axle-hates-zucchini]

started silicon valley about a week and a half ago, just finished season two and holllylyyy yyylylylyl fuck i need every fanartist from 2015-present to like keep making jarrich stuff like genuinely for my mental state (like ts a joke but it would be nice if the fandom was active again lol)

guys why does having a hyperfixation make one so exhausted like it's lowkey debilitating but like thats stupid its just basic white men yaoi

i keep drawing them on my damn papers y'all it's not it

[rhey-007]

Seen this chart at @dirtypopchick007 's blog a while ago and came up with the idea of drawing them in each style.

Took me a while but here's the first victim!

He looks simple but I believe Gilfoyle would be minimalist even in MH universe.

When I think of it now I could have given him some more jewelry tho 🤔

[Edit:] I was also thinking of making him a gargoyle, due to his usual stoic demeanor that kinda reminds me of a rock lol

He could also be a werewolf but I feel like it's too obvious and too easy of a choice.

And when it comes to him being a gorgon, I could totally see him abusing his powers. Like freezing Dinesh whenever he got on his nerves just to have a while of peace, or freezing him mid fight when he run out of arguments.

[leos-space]

only the finest theories for my small beloved fandom

(CW: suggestive and dicks "sporting goods")

Misspelled Erlich my bad guys

[jinxruinseverything]

just sleepy gilfoyle making coffee for two.

a small piece of warmth...for a change hehe))

totally unplanned spontaneous art...