So my sister and I didn't have much wrapping paper left and there was only dinosaur christmas wrapping paper so we wrapped our dad's present normally (a box woo) but our stepmum's present (gin glass) had to be taken out of the (giant ass) box it came in if it wanted to be wrapped and we only had two (not really long enough) strips of wrapping paper left so it came out as this weird (unidentifiable) shape but whatever
Anyway so tomorrow (boxing day) we're driving to my dad's (1hr, not too bad) and so we packaged the presents (both alcohol themed and somewhat fragile) in the (giant ass) box my stepmum's gift came in, and then we realised we had some (useless) strips of dinosaur christmas wrapping paper left over so boom epiphany time (kinda) let's decorate this (giant ass) box to look christmassy
So we haphazardly drape and tape these (roughly cut) strips of wrapping paper over the (giant ass) box and it looks beautiful (ugly) and it's all (excessively) taped up and (not really) secure and we're (kinda) proud of ourselves
Cue second (terrible) epiphany (word usage?) wherein we realise that not only did we not take the (not very high) price off of our dad's gift, but we forgot to label the gifts, meaning we are gonna have to tell our (very skilled at wrapping) stepmum that the ugly present is hers when they both go to open this (ugly ass giant ass) box and it's too fucking late to go back now (not really but we're lazy so)
