#gingeraleluke

[themeraldee]

omggg yess i can totally see you liking comments that are from the thirsty side of the internet, because while you can’t reply because of his squeaky clean image, vought never told you you can’t like comments! 😏

“i know her back hurts after this.” a funny comment left under a picture of homie you posted, him all dolled up for a dawn of the seven premiere looking sexy as ever ofc.

“till the walls are red white and blue” a comment right under it, also liked by you. this one you actually reply with a 🇺🇸.

— NO WAY SHE JUST REPLIED TO THAT

— oh she’s a freak 🤭🤭

“homelander, you’re lucky you’re the strongest man in the world because you’re gonna need all that strength to keep me off of her 💀” left under a selfie you posted, rewarded with a like by yours truly.

“HOMELANDER CAN YOU FIGHT?!?” he saw this one on the rare occasions he uses his phone, mainly because he was looking at how gorgeous you looked but the mention of his name did catch his eye for a second. he replied with a

— “Yes”

— LMAOOO

— no way THE homelander just responded rip

— she’s all yours bro 💀

i can totally see you following fan accounts for him and one day seeing a post with a down bad caption talking about how crazy it must be in bed with him because you really can yank on his blonde locks while he’s going down on you and he won’t feel a thing, and with little thought you comment

“it’s true.”

— aWWWWHHSHSHSNWHAT WHAT

— UMMM

— NO WAY Y/N YORUE A FREAKKK

— 👀 um @ vought @ thesevenoffical @ homelander ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

— homelander more like homebanger, come get ur girl!! 😭😭😭😭😭

— I am at a loss for words

— I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

— @ y/n PLEASE SPILL THE TEA TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE I BEGGG

he has no idea about the little interaction but it definitely made your week.

also sending him stupid love memes.

you send text him this:

— Whose cat is that?

what?

— It’s a cat

yeah.

— Why did you send me this

read it.

— i’m confused

baby literally read it.

*a minute goes by*

nevermind

— OH you miss me? 😏👀

yes you idiot

— Watch your mouth

— I miss you too

— How do I send one of those Cat word pictures

😭😭

OMG YESSSSSSS thank u again for this juicy gift 😂 I love all of these!!!!

The: “HOMELANDER CAN YOU FIGHT?!?” “Yes” "she’s all yours bro 💀" has me rolling LMAO, pls I need more of him interacting on socials like that that's SOOOO funny.

You're killing it with these. Kick vought/ashley/whoever the fuck out, you're now in charge of socials 😂

You know people are constantly wondering whether he is a good boy scout missionary type in bed or if he's a freak. Finally they'll be getting a little glimpse of that at least.

"Cat word pictures" 💀💀 that's so him lmao

OMg it's funny you mention the memes. Bcs I was just thinking the other day that if you quoted memes/soundbites/the classics™ he'd have 0 clue what you're saying at all times.

I'd be blasting his phone with memes, shorts & reels and he'd have no clue wtf most of it all means 😭 he's pretty good with general pop culture, movies and traditional media but the social media part of it escapes him a bit I feel.

I know he texts like a boomer. Then once you get him using emojis he's inserting them after every word (or ending each text with 🦅🇺🇸 🦸‍♂️)

[themeraldee]

thinking about posts now and i can see it already

‘what people think dating the worlds strongest superhero is like:

*insert picture from a valentines photoshoot of you kissing him on the cheek as he holds you in one arm while balancing a car on his finger* kinda like this

what it’s really like:

*swipe to the next slide which is a video you took on your phone of him holding up the couch that you lost an earring under and while you’re looking for it, you step on the remote by accident and the tv volume unmutes and goes all the way up, overwhelming and catching homie off guard so his instinct is to throw the fucking couch at it and it is one of your fav videos ever*’

“don’t post that.”

“i’m gonna text ashley and see if pr will let me.”

“what? no—“

“she said yes.”

😊

all the comments laughing and news outlets eat it up since the public loves when his goofy side makes a rare appearance 💕

i love daydreaming about him sigh

LMAO YESSSSSSSSS omg thank u for feeding me

I LOVE THIS! I love whenever his powers come out so this is double awesome 😂 all the little snippet of their day to day would be so fun to post!

Also I love the idea of that valentine's photoshoot!!! I mean it'd be very empty and corporate and all but still, the image sounds pretty cute.

So I have planned for one of my fics to explore reader dealing with the public's opinion of her. And it makes me think of all the tweets about her that won't be very nice, all of those 'it should've been me' and 'she's not worthy' etc... And I just feel like Homie would really struggle not blowing up twitter HQ 😂 (he'd be doing us a favour sorry not sorry)

also sorry 🫣 the freak in me is thinking of her allowing some Q&A questions that they then spend the evening answering and posting about and you knoooooooow people will ask all sorts of shit about their romantic & sex life. Like 'how are u even alive girl??' and obvs they wouldn't post it bcs duh, his image is meant to be squeaky clean and all but I know the tumblr/twitter thirst posting in their universe is MAD. now they have a person they can ask all the questions they've always wanted an answer to 😂

[themeraldee]

omg YES!!!

i was thinking it’d be very clear knockoffs, (the deep is ‘the depth’ and homelanders like wow so creative 💀) and omg yes him printing out the sex scenes from the book and showing up inside her apartment with them uninvited just fuming. the second she realizes that he actually is attracted to her she gains confidence and calls him out when he does do things that she wrote about him doing (‘don’t whimper, huh?’ ‘fucking shut up.’ when he’s so sensitive for her already)

imagining she wrote about him always calling you sweet names during sex and while he’s fucking her he slips up and calls her something— (“fuck, just like that princess. taking me so fucking good.” or “you look so pretty spread open for me, baby.”)

and she just calls him out on it — “princess huh?” “aww, you think i’m pretty?” “baby? such a gentleman.”

and he immediately just— “fuck, you want me to stop and leave you here or are you gonna behave and shh —sh-shut the fuck up?” trying his best not to cum at her words and raising his hand to wrap around her neck while shoving his fingers in her mouth, slamming deep into her once before slowing down the pace, causing her to yelp.

“i’ll behave, please.”

“good girl.”

poor homie such a dominant!sub. he really just wants to wreck you while have you praise him the whole time </333

and ur so welcome! 💗💗💗

oh my lawddd 😳😳😳😳😳😳 sure you don't wanna just write that yourself?? I am BLUSHING over here!!

I ADOREEEEEE the idea of reader getting cocky with him and gaining her confidence when she realises this isn't just him showing her 'the truth' (as he puts it). He's genuinely into her.

No I'm literally jaw-dropped at all the delicious goodness you've sent me, my god.

“fuck, you want me to stop and leave you here or are you gonna behave and shh —sh-shut the fuck up?” this right here with the near-cum stutter literally killed me omg 😩😩😩

Wow I have literally nothing to say except now I'm very flustered and all over the place and don't know what to do with myself. Just like Homelander! He'll be leaving there later on, lowkey realising something about himself like 'what the fuck just happened'

When towards the end he tells her to rewrite it and publish a new version she's all. "No, I don't think I will. I wanna keep you to myself." 🤭 He's coming out of that with a cartoon-heart beating out of his chest predicament.