has anyone sent u pepperony yet bc PEPPERONY
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave;
tony. but more as a way of pissing pepper off when she goes to put the pizza in the microwave and there is peep splattered all over the inside, and one little peep eye glue to the glass of it. she returns with a flat expression while tony holds back any threatening laughs and shoves a cold piece of pizza down his pants bc he doesn't wear boxers in the house.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex;
tony, because pepper really doesn't want cat butt in her face when she's getting off and tony doesn't mind it that much (and makes it up to her when it happens)
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit;
i like to believe that they both do it, to the extent where it turns into an all out vine war on who can get the best candids of the week, or prank them embarrassingly enough for it to be caught on camera. rhodey eventually has to step in.
who breaks the most phones;
tony? pepper's more careful than him and though he'd probably be careful as well he'd probably also accidentally blow up 4 phones a month.
wow i don't like this question
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant;
pepper! tony is like not only can u not eat the strawberry but u also can't eat the shortcake this ruins a quarter of my fantasies pep
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t;
tony. when it comes to cooking. pepper never fails to tell him how horrible his food is in between mouthfuls of satisfying him.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed;
tony, because pepper likes to twist and turn a lot and she's got long legs that can hurtle him out at any given point of time.
who uses the computer most;
i think pepper wins this round because she's glued to hers (once in a while tony accuses her of cheating on him with it)
