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I just want to gush about how ridiculously happy this fic makes me. I love it. 10/10 highly recommend. Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood Additional Tags: Smut, Eventual Smut, Apples, Auror Draco Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Blaise Zabini, POV Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger is a Good Friend, Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Drapple (Harry Potter), Cheating Ron Weasley, Background Case, Angst and Humor, Occlumency (Harry Potter), Hermione Granger-centric, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship, Married Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Crime Scenes, Blood and Gore, Mild Gore, Mild Blood, Nausea, It was just supposed to be apples I swear, Now it's a crime solving fic infested with apples, apples everywhere, No Beta Summary:
Ginny looks like she’s about to combust. Her bright brown eyes lock onto Hermione's, blown wide.
"So you're telling me," she begins, the inflection behind her words enough to make Hermione's cheeks heat, "That you've started a sordid love affair with Draco Malfoy, THE Draco Malfoy, over an apple?".
Hermione wants the floor to open up and swallow her.
