You're a koala! ~snuggles~
*hisses* Don't touch me, ape.

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You're a koala! ~snuggles~
*hisses* Don't touch me, ape.
YOU! ~captures with a butterfly net~
ginger-spitfire started following you
Peter was completely minding his own business when he ran into the red head on the way home. And he would've apologized and kept on going if it wasn't for the agitated and completely bored looking scowl on her face. The teenager paused to give her a skeptical look. "You okay? You lost or something?"
HEY HEY YOU HEY YOU ~pokes~
Don't poke me, fool human.
I'm Back!
"Amelia Pond!" With a loud bang he appears in her room. "Amy dear, hey! Sorry, popping about the world on business much of which consists of that nasty bit about Crowley having your souls and what not. So, how've you been and was the entrance flashy enough?" He grinned rather cheekily.
Domestic stuff, and all the questions.
big spoon/little spoon: The Master/Amy
favorite non-sexual activity: Exploring new worlds.
who uses all the hot water: Amy.
most trivial thing they fight over: What planet to go to next.
who does most of the cleaning: Amy. Because the Master can't be bothered.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Amy. Because the Master doesn't even know he has one aboard the TARDIS as it is.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Neither. The Master fixes it.
who steals the blankets: The Master.
who leaves their stuff around: The Master.
who remembers to buy the milk: Amy.
who remembers anniversaries: Amy does but she won't admit it because the Master would kill her if she brought it up.
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who cooks normally?: Neither of them. They eat out often - if the Master remembers to eat at all.
how often do they fight?: Weekly. But the fights never last long because one look from the Master can silence Amy.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: The Master takes over planets and idly wonders if he should go find her again. Amy waits. For the Master or the Doctor, she's not really sure.
nicknames for each other?: The Master routinely calls Amy pet. She hasn't yet worked up the courage to try and give him a nickname.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: The Master. Amy tries but he just scoffs and rolls his eyes.
who steals the covers at night?: The Master.
what would they get each other for gifts?: The Master will occasionally treat Amy right and give her a planet to rule. She doesn't often accept but she appreciates the gesture. Amy has yet to figure out anything suitable for the Master that wouldn't get her killed, kicked off the TARDIS, or dropped back at home.
who kissed who first?: Amy kissed the Master. He wasn't receptive to the idea. At first.
who made the first move?: The Master.
who remembers things?: Amy. But she'll never admit it to the Master.
who started the relationship?: They don't really have a relationship.
who cusses more?: The Master.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: The Master hates when anyone plays with his toys and he would burn whomever dared crossed him. Amy would look after him.
♋
((Thanks to a more recognized senses of remorse and guilt as influenced by his time in the Time Lock, the Master cannot look Amy in the face anymore. Not after practically torturing her in the cells and leaving her there to die unless she obeyed. While he'd still like to have her obey him and even apologize to her in his own way, he understands that much like the Doctor from his line, she will be better off with a severed tie of sorts.))
Brad returned the embrace. "Er, hello. What is this for, exactly?"