#girlbin

[kon-is-on]

Look what I got red into

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*inhales* .................

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Where the HECK is GIRLBIN NOW!?

[kon-is-on]

I guess everyone saw me rushing to help @red-robins719 yesterday because she had a caffeine crash. And I swear to god, even as a girl she's still the same nutjob.

Even if I tried sleeping with her (literally sleep, pervs) she would just wait for me to sleep and go back to WORK.

I tried everything, and it just wouldn't have any effect. I even poured her a hot glass of milk from the Batcow, and even then she would just go back to fidgeting – half awake, half asleep.

So in the end I just tried a technique I saw online. Muscle trap!

Basically, I headlocked her in my biceps. Her cheeks were just pressed between my guns.

I thought it wouldn't work, but she actually screamed for a few seconds, had a nosebleed (i tried not to panic since they said that could happen) and just straight up fainted. I looked out for heartbeats of course, and I never saw her heart go so calm.

So yeah, definitely recommend the muscle headlock technique! 5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐