Me and @spence-does-life 's "fanfic" about my tomodachi life islanders
"guys did you hear? Kon and Thea FUCKED again last night"
"Of course I heard, o great one has been moving new islanders in near there house"
"I heard apparently she's trying to mask the sounds of them moaning with building works"
“of course they fucked last night! they fuck EVERY night”
"o great one is so merciful. She keeps giving them holiday tickets so they can get away from us so we don't have to hear them for a few days"
"No doubt they've fucked all around the world then"
“why, i’d be willing to bet they’re part of the mile high club due to all the trips they take!”
“i do hope that o great one cleans the planes after their rendezvous”
"Thea invited me on one of their little sexcerpades. I think she was trying to stop fucking him but we all know she can't keep her hands off that fine peice of ass" "she knows I'm a married man. I'm married to her but male"