A man walks and changes his wife, but believes that he is doing the right thing, because the woman you love can not tell the truth otherwise you will lose it.
"I LIED, ASU, AND I WILL LIE!"
Once, after a meeting with his friends, I returned home slightly drunk as if nothing had happened. The wife asks: "Where have you wandered" Dear "(adjectives do not want to drive, I think here and so everything is clear), why did not respond to zvonki- I was going through, and that children with you about them" bastard "thought, or not?". And then he added, "It will not happen !!", go sleep on the couch (probably a lot of men have heard that!). "Good!" - I replied and went to spread bed in the kitchen.
















