"I have this very limited edition Ms. G bandaid - here you go you can have it, take it." | Prime Defenders s2ep17 Lockdown
Dakota: Are you guys hurt?
Vyncent: I mean, I feel fine.
William: Only- only mentally. Yeah.
Dakota: Physically, I mean. I got some bandaids.
William: (strained laughing) Yeah, no, I'm perfectly- perfectly fine!
Vyncent: I tripped on the way up the stairs to get here, and- and I bruised my skin real bad, but like other than that?
William: Do you have a bandaid that gives me all my blood back?
Dkoata: Uhhh… let me check!
Vyncent: We can just go rob a blood bank.
Dakota: Do I have a-
William: Good idea!
Grizzly: (whispering) DM, do I have a- (normally) DM, do I have a- do I have a bandaid that- that- that will- that will give him his blood back? I got you, Charlie, I got you.
Charlie: Good on you-! yeah, thank you, I appreciate you asking the DM, too, by the way.
Bizly: You have a- you have… a Ms. G, uh, official bandaid.
Bizly: And it's got her on it with her thumb up.
Grizzly: I see it- I- I see that I have it, I look at it, and then I look back up at William.
Dakota: Um…
William: I'm not getting that bandaid, am I?
(Condi and Grizzly laugh)
William: Oh, Dakota it looks like you have a very small scratch on your knuckle right there. Like a single layer of skin has kind of- maybe you, like, hit a door or something?
Dakota: (strained noise) (very quickly) William, I have this very limited edition Ms. G bandaid, here you go you can have it, take it.
Grizzly: I hold it out. I close my eyes.
Dakota: Just fucking take it, man!
Charlie: I'm- I'm gonna- Okay, I- I take the Ms. G bandaid, and I'm gonna open up the Ms. G bandaid, and I'm gonna put it on the- on, like, the- the… most superficial cut I can possibly find on Dakota.
William: All better.
Dakota: (Screaming) Nooooo!
William: What? I thought that was what you wanted!
Dakota: (Yelling) Why did you put it on me?
William: No, but you- but I- I- what am I gonna do?
Dakota: No! No! No! No! (Crying)
William: I'm not gonna heal! All my scratches are gonna stay forever!
Dakota: (Crying)
William: I don't have any blood.
Dakota: (Wails in agony) Why? Why, William? Wh… Why did you waste it?
William: You had a- you had a- you had a scratch.
Dakota: I was saving it!
William: It's not wasted! It's not- it's on you now.
Dakota: On a little scratch! No, it's wasted!
William: Okay, well, I can- Hang on, it's okay, I'll- I can- I can put it back! Um…
Dakota: Nooo!
Charlie: And I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna take it off, and I'm gonna put- try and put it back. And, like, put the little sticky things back on.
William: It'll- it's probably gonna stay… sticky under there, anyway!
Charlie: I'm gonna put it back in the little bandaid thing. And, like, put it-
Dakota: We need therapy!
William: Yeah! I actually can't really disagree with that.
Dakota: (No longer distressed) During my, uh, time-skip? I got certified. So, if you guys wanna sit down… and just talk it out…
William: I feel like that takes longer than… like, eight months. And if it doesn't… I dunno, that kinda says a lot.
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