Maximus' ABC headcanons
To biggest yearner throughout the history of the Roman Empire Small disclaimer: Listen I know the man is dead, but if you are looking for narrative coherence this is not the place. Best I can say is that all of this happens as he is a Gladiator, but in my head is an au where he gains freedom and keeps on his life. Hope you like it.
NSFW under the cut! A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Maximus is a lover up until his last bone, he also respects routine and duty, meaning that he won't let you leave the bed without at least 15 minutes of cuddeling and kissing you as he says how important you are to him. Maybe he sounds a little dry as he says it, but he means it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He is very proud of his arms, how strong he is. They are what it has let him win and protect himself over and over. And same case for their partner, it shows what type of life they have, from farmer, to scripture, to servant.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He likes to cum outside, specially on your Venus mount. He likes seeing what he could have spilled inside you, and knowing what that could mean...
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) This man loves to smell you. He always has used smell as a fighter in order to gain information about the area, how infected was a wound, etc... so I feel like he would have a quite good sense of smell. He likes how your hair smells, how your skin does to... He loves to take a good slow sniff when he is between your legs, enjoying your musk. You have even scolded him for trying to be sneaky and smell your armpit as he pins your hands up your head while you two are in bed, not a drop of shame in his face as he smiles at your protest.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) He was married and after some years of grief he had a couple lovers, but even if he haven't have any, he know what he is doing. It's not because of experience that he is a good lover, but because he knows how to lisent and take commands.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) He is fond of a couple positions. Mating press is one, since he gets to see your face and use all his weight on you. He also likes the Decent one (I had to google how this one was called lol) and he kisses your ankles when he has you like that. On slow steamy mornings is quite usual that he starts cuddling, you being the little spoon, and suddenly he is inside you as his arms hold you close and he kisses your shoulders.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He usuay is more serious/passionated toned when he is bed with you, but that does not mean he won't try to make you laugh now and then, enjoying how you slowly get quieter and start moaning his name.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) He used to keep it nice and clean everywhere in his body while he was a general, mostly because of how body hair was seen to romans, but after everything that had happened he does not care that much. He might shave everything once in a while, but usually just strims.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) If you two have being seeing each other for just a couple times it can get heated, but he won't pour all his feelings into it. As you two know more and more, it gets heated, steamy, passionate, eager and needy. He kisses you, licks you, he is always grabbing some part of your body as if you were to slip off.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) I think he usually is too focused on his work and up to what he is doing to do it through the day. If you are not living together he might take care of an annoying morning wood, or think of you at night as he pleasures himself before falling sleep.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) He ends up confessing to you how much he misses the days where he was a general. Not because of power, but the recognition of his men. One night you teased him a little too much, and trying to stir things even more you said "is my general not able to take a little bit of heat?", all pretty and laying down on his own bed, making something spark inside him.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) His bed is his best known battle ground, and he will use it both in his favour and yours.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) He enjoys when you two are affectionate and cuddle anywhere after a long day, but just a few kisses won't do the job. He likes to hear you asking for it, asking him to pleasure you, to the point where he might make you repeat yourself a couple of times.
You also have learned that if you leave a scarf or any clothes that have your fragrance on it, he be will be inexplicably eager to taste once you see each other again. That's why, once, you helped him pack his bag before he had to leave for a quick travel, putting in a pair of your used panties on it. He was away only for two weeks, but he swear that it was the longest and most torturous time away from you. And he made sure you knew that once he came back.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Because of his past, he is very uncomfortable with any kind of pain, tying either him or you, and degradation in general.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) When you go down on him, he huffs and grabs your hair softly, not urging you to neither go faster or deeper, just enjoying everything you can give him as he pampers you in compliments. When he goes down on you, it's because he wants to stay FOR A WHILE. He doesn't even mind if he has to wait later for you to recover, he just loves too much your taste, smell and the feeling of your thighs on his ears.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He prefers to go slow but steady since it allows him to keep it up for longer. He also likes to do this thing when he suddenly buries himself as deep as he can on you, once, twice, and one last time, before coming back to the same pace he was before.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He prefers to take time and enjoy everything properly, but if you insist him, he will try to his best in just a couple minutes.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He is a low risk man, so I feel like he won't like the idea of extravagant stuff or exhibitionism. If you purse him tho, he won't mind the idea of using a blind on him as you enjoy him, as long he can do the same to you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He is not the youngster he used to be, once he has an orgasm he needs a little while to recover. That's why he prefers to edge himself a little and be sure that you get satisfied before he also reaches his climax. If you overstimulate him, he can come twice in a brief period of time, and his legs will tremble as if he just run a marathon.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He doesn't need toys, he had never needed toys, so if you suggest them he will used them to satisfy your interest, but will never suggest to used them again.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He is not much of a tease. He might want to hear you asking something and be clear and loud about it, but he is just so eager to please. And he is really bad at resisting to your teasing, so do it only if you are willing to "suffer" the consequences.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He talks you through it at first, letting you know how pretty you look and how good you feel. If you are coming first he will focus on you and encourage to cum, but as soon he is close he will shut up and start huffing and groaning.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) At the beginning of your relationship he still didn't a have a room only for himself so you saw each other at your place. One day you had to rise early, leaving him to wake alone in a bed that stack in your scent. He had to cum on his hand twice in order to be able to even make a proper thought.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) I KNOW IT'S BIG. 12 CM AND THICCCCKE.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Sexually he can stay for long without sex, the main problem is that he has you always in his mind once you two start to be official partner. If he stops straining he thinks about you, if he stops to eat he thinks about what you'll eat to day, if he gets a bath... well... next time will be with you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) My man is tired. Once he checks on you and maybe drinks some water, he will fall sleep faster than you for sure.
Also, thank you so much for the love in the other headcanons. I'm going through a small 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏 hyper fixation with the Gladiator films, again, and I just thought about doing something about it. If there's any fandom or character that you would like me to write something about it, I just activated the question thingy in my profile.
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