Oh jeez, a sports elf? Ech.

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Oh jeez, a sports elf? Ech.
mess
@glanni-glaepur-mastermind :: x
Glanni let a sad smile spread across his face.
“Oh Sporty,” he cooed in a broken tone “Will you help Glanni clean up?”
Unzipped the front of his catsuit and grabbed a makeup wipe, wiping it across his face sloppily.
“Can you please b-be a dear and run me a bath?” he asked a cracked voice, still wiping the makeup off. He laughed.
“I’m a fucking mess! I’m a fucking mess!” he said in a sing songy voice before it melted back into a sob. “I’m…a fucking…I’m so sorry.”
Sportacus’s own laughter is warm and apologetic as they trot to the bathroom, turning the taps and testing the temperature. “Of course. So’m I, I know. We’ll take care of each other.”
Discarding their bloodied shirt and their shoes, they drop a bath bomb in the tub as it fills, watching it dissolve with intrigue. The bath is warm, pleasantly so, but not scalding or unpleasantly hot, and Sportacus stirs the water with their hand, mixing everything in so it dissolves properly.
“...You wanna share a bath? I can help ya bathe...”
glanni-glaepur-mastermind:
Glanni gulps.
“U-uh…”
He rubs one of the wolf’s ears, scratching behind it.
“Where the hell did you come from…?”
He barks, nodding his head.
From over there, obviously, he motions there with his head, ears twitching.
💅 (Glan painting Sport's nails)
Sportacus smiled in bemusement, but happily. Painting his nails wasn’t anything he’d really thought of doing but it was rather pretty. Jovially, he praised, “That’s very nice. Thank you, Glanni.”
@glanni-glaepur-mastermind
Yeah, sure you have. Are you sure there’s not any rats in that coat?
glanni-glaepur-mastermind replied to your post: no, i'll tell them you stole $3,000 from me and...
//lol you’re screwed…literally…
(Id say Sportacus is the screwed one, here.)
glanni-glaepur-mastermind replied to your post: (Shoutout to people rping Glanni for real. I cant...
*wink*
(YES I mean u!!!! Gee)
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“Not if it’s poisoned, asshole!”
“We won’t know unless one of us drinks it, though.”