// @glassesbrc // closed for vaughn
Janey was singing to herself as she worked on the Moon Zoomy station at her workshop, utterly unabashed and warbling off-key (once again, she was able to sing in-tune, she just found it more fun to do the off-pitch version of karaoke) as she tinkered with the defective wiring, bouncing around and using a screwdriver as a microphone.
“-- MAMMA MIA!! HERE I GO AGAIN!! MY MY!! HOW CAN I RESIST YOU!! MAMMA MIA!! DOES IT SHOW AGAIN!! MY MY!! JUST HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU?!? YESSSSS I’VE BEEN BROKEN HEARTED!! BLUE SINCE THE DAY WE PARTED!! WHY WHY!! DID I EVER LET YOU GO?? MAMMA MIA!! NOW I REALLY KNO--” Huh.
Peering off into the black, Janey noted a lone figure. Uh. That was unusual. Who in their right mind would come out here without stopping at a Moon Zoomy Station first?
Ah, it was probably nothing. If they were dumb enough to be out there on their own, any occurring deaths was just eugenics. Or, well, y’know, the version of eugenics focused on death, not on birth. Deathgenics.
Bollocks. Curse her bleeding heart.
Oz kit equipped, Janey loaded up her gun and boinged the fuck out of there, sans Zoomy due to the station-fixing not being finished, in the direction of the idiot. Once she got close enough, though not so close that she could make them out clearly, she hollered out, “-- Oi! Lonely person! How’s your breathing?! You alright?!”












