Hugo Vasquez

Solid gold greatness. And that's just my little finger. [ A Hugo Vasquez blog that's also doing whatever. I'm 30+ and kinda trash. ] Header image by @buttercup-art. Icon by @pheepupper.

[wankadoodles]

Offering something new; Limited icon commissions are available this month!

Grab a slot or more info on my Vgen!

[super-lazer-piss]

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

[changeling-spoonie-selfship]

OH IT'S THE AFTERNOON NOW I CAN POST MY ART FINALLY YAAAAY

Redesign of E. Hodunk/(the future) Elysia Handsome in honor of me playing so much BL:TPS recently! This is before they and Jack get together fjebjdsbdkdbdjdhsn

Reblogs Appreciated!

Edit: Hiiii I edited the tattoo thickness and made a glowy version could you reblog this version instead I'm sorry 😞👉👈

Tag List:

@crushes-georg @cyanide-latte @itfitsitshipsart @hvackisser @space-sweetheart @goblinselfshippr @buttercup-art @hyperionhugo @fervent-adoration @strandedruby @pastel-kaleesh @mxcrescent @vergils-beloved @clancykisser @your-mxnd-is-mxne @twig---verginix

[nokikissa]

slaps you

[hyperionhugo]

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous

[tlirsgender]

Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

[tlirsgender]

Everybody's self conscious Commenting but the tags are a lawless place. People are screaming and barking in there. This keeps the artiste fed

[disemboweledcorpse]

get bonked by mama

[hellenhighwater]

I'm encountering problems with the measuring tape.

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[matthewpond]

They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

[matthewpond]

You cant fucking do this to me

[master-of-strings]

NEW SCHISM NEW SCHISM

[fintan-pyren]

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Would you read a book with this title?

Absolutely!

Sure, why not?

Probably not

You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

Share what you got!

[reversewerewolf]

[lizardsister]

now im falling asleep and she's calling a crab

[monsieurenjlolras]

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

[monsieurenjlolras]

Happy pride

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[depsidase]

[chekhovs-slinky]

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

[fridakahloblvd]

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭