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Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse
Battle Theme: Fade to Black
Battle intro: “Really, Mister Eirik? In a place like this, no less? Very well, then. I won't hold back.” (“Come at me, pretty boy.”)
Victory: "A good effort, Mister Eirik." ("As a prize, I want the E in your name to formally add to my own. I will be Lynne. You will be Irik. Accept your fate.")
Defeat: “Ahh, how unfortunate for me...” (“Jesus, I'm 99 pounds, learn to show a little mercy, would ya?”)
Assist: “All right, here I go, then!” (“You owe me, fucker.”)
Taunt: “Careful now, Mister Eirik. Wouldn't want to ruin your mane, hm?” ("a merderer.........”)
Reacting to Taunt: “What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over your tongue.” (“Fuuuuuck youuuuuu.”)
Tie: “Shall we stop fighting now, Mister Eirik? This is far too tiring.” (“Come on, man, being this brutal to a little girl, the fuck is wrong with you, quit while we're on even ground.”)
Perfect Victory: "And my hair is still in peak condition." ("And my hair is still in peak condition.")