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[reagans-malewife]

Fanfic Masterlist

Betting On Brett

Thoughts

[your-so-vain]

I made an inside job oc but she kinda cringe 😔😔

She’s like head of music manipulation n stuff like that

[silent-nipples]

Catch me NOSTALGIA MAXing

Bonus “the gang” for good fortune

[magidragon12]

Cognito Inc's task-force side character polycule is so real

[certaindreamchopshop]

Wow so fuck Rand Ridley

[artist-emerald]

Brett: So what do you guys think of Emerald, kinda mysterious huh?

Glen: I try not to say anything about him out of fear he'll drain my bank account.

Andre: I've been looking for his office for years but haven't had any luck. He controls the money, so to me that means he controls the drugs.

Gigi: I honestly couldn't care less. He's just like the rest of us. Hell, I honestly think he might be weirder than Reagan. No offense.

Reagan: None taken. He's fine, I guess. He's not a total asshole for someone who's a disembodied voice through a monitor.

Myc: I have so many bets going on for what the guy looks like it hurts to talk about it.

[reagans-malewife]

I know I mentioned this in shitpost-adjacent blog before, but I feel like I really have to give a better explanation here.

It is so very possible that Inside Job and Gravity Falls take place in the same universe, it's not even funny.

I've got little theories and essentially one of those conspiracy corkboards in my brain, but the one thing I really want to talk about is in Myc's Hiveschool Reunion.

In that episode, the gang all travels to Oregon (you know, where Gravity Falls takes place) to get down into the earth. And I'm like 90% sure it was just a throwaway line, but Reagan says, "if we go too deep, we'll hit [...] some wacky gravitational bullshit."

Well. You know what else is underground and makes some "wacky gravitational bullshit" in Oregon?

Ford's portal. Booyah.

[reagans-malewife]

I just finished re-watching the first season of inside job!! Let's see who swore the most!

*clears throat and starts announcer voice*

In last place, we have Glen, with a grand total of 6 cusses.

Next up is Gigi, with only 11.

Very close, coming in 5th is Brett, with 12 swears!

Again, just missing a tie by one is Andre, with 13!

Although he's not officially a part of the team, Randy comes in 3rd, with a grand total of 22 swears!

Absolutely dominating the count with an additional 16 swears is Myc; his total being 38!

And, in first place, is our lean, mean, profanity queen: Reagan Ridley, with a whopping total of 85 swears in the entire first season!

Thank you so much for everyone's continuous support in this, and a special thanks to @jr-has-1-ball-reminder for the reblog, @vaguely-existing for the kind tags, and @gayfeatherfiend for your encouraging comment!!

lmk if you want to be on the tag list for s2!