Delta Dawn

bello! (minion translation for hello)

[your-so-vain]

My masters list ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮

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Adrian chase

🩹battered & bruised🩹

🍬just like candy🍬

🧜‍♂️the vigilante mobile🧜‍♂️

🧜‍♂️the more the merrier🧜‍♂️

Smut headcannons

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Homelander

💌Licked envelopes chapter index💌

🔪no one else🔪

🔪no one else part two🔪

Smut headcannons

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Patrick Bateman

💋🔪his pretty woman chapter index🔪💋

Smut headcannons

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Edward nashton

<?> for your eyes only chapter index<?>

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OC Stories

💫🪐of ash’s and starlight🪐💫

👑🌹mouthful of thorns🌹👑

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Extra

💕 You before me💕

Obi wan head cannons

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Characters/fandoms I write for ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆

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DC

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, duke thomas,

Cassandra Cain, Barbara Gordon, Tim drake,

Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent,

Diana Prince, Selina Kyle, Harley Quinn, joker

The riddler, scarecrow, poison ivy, Mr freeze,

Two face, the penguin, Talia al ghul, ra al ghul,

Adrian chase, peacemaker, Amelia harcourt,

Leota Adebayo, John economos, lex Luthor,

Conner Kent, super girl/ kora, green lantern,

Mr terrific, the flash, aquaman, cyborg, green-

Arrow, Jon Kent. Lois lane, booster gold.

(This includes any version)

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Marvel

Tony stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes,

Loki, Thor, Peter Parker, bob, sentry, yelana,

Hulk, wolverine, daredevil, sue storm, Wanda,

Reed Richard’s, Johnny storm, the thing,

Dr strange, black panther, Deadpool

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The boys

Homelander, Billy butcher, soldier boy,

Hughie Campbell, frenchie, a-train,

Sister sage, firecracker, Victoria Neuman,

Queen Maeve, star light, black noir, the deep

Ashley Barrett.

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Sinners

Smoke, stack, Mary, Pearline Remmick,

Anne, slim, bo chow, Grace chow, Sammie

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Star Wars

Anakin, padme, obiwan, darth maul,

Luke, leia, hansolo, Kylo ren, Rey,

Darth Vader (yes there is a difference)

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American psycho

Patrick Bateman lol

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ALSOOO I DO OC REQUESTS

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Stuff i DONT write ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮

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Rape/non-con, incest, pedophilia

Racist people being in the right,

Racism, water sports, sexism,

And other gross stuff I can’t write

[sandmandaddy69]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[your-so-vain]

💌licked envelopes 6💌

Word count: 1682

Tag’s: use of y/n, female reader, hair tugging, work force imbalance, the deep (ewww), breaking and entering, dub homelander, forceful homelander, cursing, arguments, yelling, smut implications and maybe some more lmao.

💌Chapter index💌

A&N: im so sorry it’s took me nearly a year I have no excuse I just genuinely haven’t wrote cause im lazy, im sorry yall im gonna try more lmao

Homelander stepped towards you, the edge of his lips curling into a cruel smirk. He slammed Ashley’s door behind him, not caring about how hard he shut it.

“Well what do we have here,” homelander crossed his arms behind his back, trying to look as commanding and menacing as he could to you. He had his head tilted to the left, by just a a few centimeters; but enough for you to notice.

You gulped nervously as you lifted up your gaze to look at homelander, “uh nothing.” You replied stupidly. Homelander chuckled a bit at your poor excuse for a response. “Really now, nothing? But just a minute ago you mindlessly getting your self off,” he furrows his brow in slight anger. “Without my permission no less.”

Before you could open your mouth with some smartass response you heard a voice that made your blood curdle, not from fear but from the sheer annoyance this person was going to give you. Both you and homelander looked down the hallway to see no other then

The deep.

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“Yo homelander sir, what’s up!” He said in his cocky arrogant tone of voice, that everyone hated to hear.

As deep walked up a snarl appeared on Homelander’s face, it seemed like anytime he tried to make any advancements on you in this God forsaken building someone had to ruin it, but nonetheless homelander put on an annoyed smile while he held his hands behind his back.

“Yes deep, what do you want?” Homelander said with a hint of urgency in his voice as he tried his hardest not to snap at deep.

As homelander and the deep had a one sided conversation, you composed your self by flatting out your skirt of any wrinkles. Deep hadn’t noticed you till you had cleared out your throat and tapped Homelander’s shoulder.

“Um,” a soft smile crept on your face “I’m gonna take my fifteen so you can finish….” You point at the deep “this.”

You quickly walked away, your face flushed red with embarrassment, not only at the deep interrupting an slight Intimate conversation between you and homelander, but rather that you had been stupid enough for homelander to catch you eavesdropping on him and Ashley; and getting off on it to no less.

Homelander watched you walk away over deep’s shoulder, mindlessly agreeing and nodding to whatever deep was saying. He soon snapped out of this trance of nod’s and yes’s when he heard.

“See! I knew you would agree with me sir, so you’ll definitely tell Ashley to defund all aquariums in New York, cause those fishes don’t deserve to be locked away!” Deep’s voice became more and more excited as he kept explaining himself to homelander, actually believing his plans would work out.

Homelander’s brow furrowed as his gaze flickered over to the deep, an obvious annoyance creeping onto his face. “What?! N-No that’s fucking stupid,”homelander rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration. “Just go annoy someone else” Homelander practically shoved deep away, as an angry huff escaped his nostrils and the deep just looked at him pathetically.

“O-oh okay bro, some other time then?”Homelander didn’t even acknowledge the deep as he walked away, Just leaving him with a dumb confused look on his face; like always.

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You confined yourself to a stall in the bathroom, trying not to die from embarrassment and honestly you felt like avoiding homelander the rest of the day. After nearly ten minutes of just scrolling mindlessly on your phone, laughing at videos that weren’t funny.

your doom scrolling could wait until you got back to you apartment, technically you could leave now if you wanted since it was your day off, Ashley called you in, and that’s exactly what you were doing too.

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By some miracle you were able to sneak out of vought and go to your apartment without homelander noticing you, it honestly annoyed you a bit with that homelander didn’t try and find you; he very well could’ve if he wanted to.

Thankfully when you entered your apartment Schuyler wasn’t home; neither was her boyfriend. You simply laid in bed, wishing you had done something more productive for the day but beggars can’t be choosers. Soon your phone buzzed and rung, you picked it up from your bedside counter to see the name.

HOMELANDER (don’t answer past 2 am)

It was plastered over your home screen, his texts were filled with-

“ANSWER ME NOW!”

“listen y/n I didn’t mean to sound so made in that text, just answer me.”

“IF YOU DONT TEXT ME BACK NOW, YOU’LL FUCKING REGRET EVERY TINY DAMN CHOICE YOU MADE THAT LEAD YOU TO ME!”

And countless more, you didn’t care. You just put your phone on silent and got out of bed to take a shower; hoping the hot water would help with some tension in your shoulders.

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After standing in the hot shower, the water still running down your back and your fingers scratched and rubbed your head and scalp as you washed it. Today was supposed to be your day off but all you done today was waste seven dollars on a coffee you didn’t get to drink, almost get fired and embarrassed yourself infront of homelander. You get on your tippy toes and jokingly caress the shower head. “You’d never make me contemplate my dating life, would you shower head?” You looked at it as if you were half expecting an answer, but you knew that was impossible…. Maybe.

as you started exfoliating your leg’s, you heard three knocks they weren’t loud or fast just three Standard knocks. You groaned at the noise, but you yelled out “Hold on! Let me get out of the shower!” You knew it was Schuyler, she was always loosing her key’s; and this time was no different.

You slipped on a robe, with nothing underneath and a towel wrapped around your head. You shuffled towards the door, hoping not to fall from you still being a bit wet from the shower. As your hand barely brushed against the door handle, your gut told you that maybe you should put on the chain lock, incase it wasn’t Schuyler; so you did.

Thank God you did.

Right as you put the chain lock on and opened the door, a red gloved hand shoved it’s self into the small sliver of the opening.

“God Damnit! OPEN THE DOOR Y/N!”

You practically jumped back and your hands flew over your mouth.

“N-NO! I mean… FUCK! YOUR STRONG IF YOU WANNA SEE ME SOOOO BADLY THEN FORCE IT OPEN!!” You blew a raspberry like a child, and homelander followed your command like a lap dog. “ha, fine you wanna play like that baby, I’ll open the door,” homelander’s breath hitched and heaved as he continued talking “I’ll open the FUCKING DOOR!” He yelled out loud enough to wake the neighbors on the floors above and under you, right as the words left his mouth he kicked the door down, leaving only the image of a pissed homelander and a broken door that you’d have to replace and explain to Schuyler.

Homelander’s chest rose and fell as he stepped into your apartment, his gaze never leaving your body as he examined you up and down, focusing on the parts of your robe that slid open that showed some exposed skin. You tried to turn around and run to your room, but in true ‘scary movie logic’ you fell, “fuck!” Your mumbled under your breath as you scrambled to get up but no sooner as you fell, homelander already had his iron grip on the towel wrapped around your head, soon ripping it off exposing your soaking wet hair to the cold air of your apartment.

His red leather gloved hand enveloped its self into your hair, pulling you closer towards him. “AGH!!” you yelped out in pain, “LET ME GO!” You snarled at homelander, but he had no response he only brought his nose close to your hair and sniffed it with enough pleasure you thought he’d cum in his suit right there.

“Just hold still! Why do you always try to ruin a good thing!” He tugged lightly on your hair, his fingers tracing against the back of your neck as he took another sniff. Your hands went behind your head to claw at Homelander’s hands, trying to rip them off your hair. He glanced down at them and let out a sadistic chuckle before eventually releasing your hair.

“All you had to do was ask nicely, princess and i would’ve let you go, but you got all defensive about it.” He said with a smirk curling at the ends of his lip’s, his voice with a more calm and even tone then you thought it’d be.

“Ugh!” You huffed and grabbed your towel off the floor and wrapped it around your head, crossing your arms over your chest to cover where your robe had slipped open. “…get out.” You said, your gaze never meeting his, and it pissed him off.

He took a step towards you, your body backed up on instinct the second he walked towards you.

“Are you going to deny a man the fruit of his labors, y/n?” Homelander sugar coated his voice, passionately caressing your chin he softly grabbing your face to look at his.

Your eye’s darted all cross the room as you tried to quickly contemplate what you’d do. The strongest super in the world had just broken your door, pulled you by your hair and now he’s acting all sweet; you didn’t know what to do!

But eventually a broken sigh emerged from your parted mouth. “…fine but you have to fix my door and then you can claim those fruits of your labor, or whatever you called it.”

A grin grew on his face as he turned his back towards you. “Great, I’ll be back with some stuff for-“ he motioned to the broken door laying on the floor “this, Don’t go anywhere!” He commanded coldly.

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Omfg yall im so sorry that i was so slow, I haven’t even been busy i was just lazy and didn’t wanna write

[dinaluv]

Letting your friends die or being brutally fucked by the JJK men?

"Let mama handle this"

[animusrox]

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

[depressedcryptographer]

Fun fact, both of these names are 13 characters long, a reference to the source material in case the other 80 references didn’t already beat it into your brain that he was originally based off of the Zodiac.

[your-so-vain]

Do you guys think fanfic of the seven exists in the boys universe…. And do you think homelander has read about himself🤨

[your-so-vain]

Ermmm how would you guys feel about a waterboy fanfic (after the Jason Todd one obv)

I LOVE HIM🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️💦💦 (he’s called water boy for a reason cause he can make ANY woman or man wet 😝😝)

[your-so-vain]

They are so frank and rocky coded FIGHT ME #LEX x CLARK 4 LIFE

[your-so-vain]

HII guys! I’m wondering What I should do to celebrate 100 followers!! I’m so happy and I wanted to leave it up u guys (umm js realized I made this poll for a week and I didn’t mean to lol so I’m gonna end the voting tmrw aka the 17th)

OKAY UHH I DIDNT EXPECT THAT MANY VOTES BUT JASON TODD WON SO HELL YEAH LETS GET THIS STARTED

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?

Lex luthor fluff

Dick Grayson smut

Jason Todd smut

Adrian chase fluff

Clark Kent smut

Barbara Gordon fluff

Riddler 22 smut

Catwoman fluff

Voting ended onNov 23, 2025

IM SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF UR GUYS SUPPORT IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME🫶🏻🫶🏻

[your-so-vain]

🧜‍♂️The more the merrier 🧜‍♂️

Word count: 3108

Warnings: smut, Adrian cest, yaoi, three sum, cum licking, brief mentions of cocks, cursing, slight arguing, jacking off, fingering, fem reader, use of y/n, slight sub Adrian’s, dom reader, prob some more stuff

Authors note: I MISSED WRITING MY HUSBAND

“Aw c’mon, I don’t wanna go alone!” Adrian’s voice begged you, as he tugged on your arm like a child begging their mother for a toy.

“Adrian,” You sighed out “we’re here to get Chris back to our world, not go looking for another you!” Aggravation growing slightly in your throat.

You tried not to look at Adrian, turning your head to not face his, only to be met with the view of Adebayo and Economos trying to stifle their giggles at you and Adrian’s little argument over wether or not you should go with him to find another version of himself.

“Hmph” Adrian crosses his arms dramatically “fine! I’ll go without you.” He walks away; stomping loudly. With every step he look, Adrian would slyly gaze over his shoulder to see if you were looking at him, or if you were getting up to come along. After the fourth of fifth time he turned around all the pridefullness left your body, and you chuckled slightly before standing up and following him. “Lead the way.”

Adrian smiled at you goofily, before snatching your hand.

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As you walked down the empty street, Adrian was pointing at every small thing he saw, every other word out of his mouth was “woah!”,“Look at that!”, And “cool!”

The closer you and Adrian came to his house, his happiness and excitement was growing to the point he was shaking.

“Haha look y/n, there’s mini squirrel statues!” Adrian bends down, now face to face with the miniature squirrel “your a chipmunk in my world.”Followed by an obnoxious chuckle.

You feel your lip slowly forming a smile at Adrian antics. “Alright c’mon before someone see’s you” when you said that, Adrian jumped up at lighting speed, brushing off some dirt that had gotten him “Shit your right!” He immediately opens the front door rushing in with you, softly closing it behind him.

As quick as he entered, his stealthiness and ability to be quite left as well.

Adrian walked up to a clear glass cabinet, laughing as he points to it, “what’s this, did I make you? You’re supposed to be a snake not a dragon!” He chuckles, Making you do a double take at the supposed dragon snake hybrid. “Still looks cool though.” you remark as you shoved your hands into your pockets and followed Adrian around like a guide.

He couldn’t even take two steps without bursting into a fit of giggles again, this time he was rambling about some clay making of cats, about how there’s a different amount.

“Woah! There’s supposed to be three, why are there six?” He picks it up gently in his hands, inspecting it. “Maybe you in this world thought six cats was better then three.” You say, shrugging your shoulders as you gave him a sly smirk “pfft yeah right, I mean what can six cats even talk about!” “Uh I don’t know, about how there’s six of them.” “ “That’s du-“ before Adrian could finish his sentence he entered the kitchen, and nearly toppled over in laughter

“Oh my God, what the fuck is this?” He said as he picked up a box of cereal that says “Cheeri-ohs ”“huh, they spell it just a little differently, that’s actually cool.” Adrian’s voice turned into a faux dramatic one “what?! Y/n the mini squirrel statues were soooo cooler than this!”

“Nuh uh.” You replied.

“Yuh uh.” He said right back.

The air became filled with childish “Nuh uh’s” and “yuh uh’s”. You were so focused on your back and forth with Adrian that you Hadn’t even noticed that he had taken the cereal box with him.

“…dude” Adrian turned over to look at you, stopping dead in his tracks “huh?” “Are you seriously stealing cereal.” “Yeah, I’m keeping this shit.” You chuckle in response “are you so broke that you need to steal, from your other world family?” “Listen y/n, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

You and Adrian walked past his parents living room, as you tried to be quiet and not draw any attention to your self, Adrian smiled ear to ear under his mask.

“My dad isn’t gay here!” Adrian said, excitedly.

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Soon the two of you reached the long awaited basement door, a big “DO NOT ENTER”- Adrian sign nailed into it. As Adrian reached for his keys he kept bringing up one possibility after another “what if the keys work?!”, “oh! Or what if there’s another version of me in here!”. As he twisted the key, you nearly bit your nails in anticipation then click…. It unlocked.

“Holy shit!” Your eyes opening wide at the realization that his keys from a different world works here.

“I know right! C’mon!” He grabbed onto your hand, forcing you inside the room with him.

As you looked around, it was a lot better then your Adrian’s basement, it didn’t have random drugs and coke laying around and it didn’t have maybe millions of stacks of “blood money” sitting out, that Adrian never allowed you to touch.

You stepped around the room carefully, trying not to get caught if someone was in there, but Adrian he didn’t care it sounded like a booming stomp with every step he took. As you both turned a corner in the room you saw a familiar figure with his back facing you.

Adrian called out “uh hello?” And suddenly the man turned around, pointing a gun at Adrian “What the fuck?!” As he turned around you finally saw his face, and Jesus Christ Adrian was right, there was a another version of him; except this one has gold rimmed glasses instead of silver.

“Who are you, and why are you here?” Adrian 2.0 called out, stilling aiming the gun towards your Adrian, which surprisingly didn’t phase him as Adrian just laughed it off.

“Dude, hold on. Hold on, hold on, dude. Dude!” Adrian said, while taking off his mask, revealing his face to the other version of himself.

“It’s me! I’m your from an another dimension!” As you hid behind a tall rack, your heart was beating a million miles per second, worried about what the other Adrian would do. would he shoot him, would he believe him, what the fuck was gonna happen?!

“…” the other Adrian lowered his gun “are you fucking kidding me!” He smiled goofishly, showing his sharp k-9s. “My keys worked to get in here!” Your Adrian jumps up and down in excitement.

“No!” “Holy shit!” They both smile happily at one another as they point at each other “Oh! We Spider-Man meme’d!” They say in perfect unison, posing back and forth at each other, their smiles never leaving their faces.

“That’s so cool! We’re so co-“ before the other Adrian could finish his sentence, his blue eyes darted across the room, he stared at you peaking out slightly and watching them.

“…dude, did you bring someone with you or?”

Your Adrian looked dumbfounded before realizing “oh! Yeah I brought my girlfriend!” He leans over and pulls you next to himself, his hand resting on your waist with a smug look on his face as he addressed you as his girlfriend.

The other Adrian stared at you for a long moment too long. His blue eyes tracked from your face to where your Adrian’s hand was still casually resting on your waist.

Then he raised a brow behind his gold frames.

“…so you’re dating me” he said slowly, pointing back and forth between you and your Adrian. “But not me-me. Just… him me?”

Your Adrian puffed his chest like a smug pigeon. “Yep. She picked this version.”

He placed a hand over his heart. “The superior model.”

Other Adrian scoffed, stepping closer until he was right beside you. “You sure about that?” His voice dipped lower, teasing. “I mean… you haven’t even tested all the options.”

Your Adrian scoffed sharply. “Bro. Don’t flirt with my girlfriend.”

“I’m not flirting” Other Adrian lied instantly. “I’m… observing dude!”

“YOU’RE OBSERVING WRONG!!”

They bickered in perfect sync same rhythm, same energy, same hand gestures which weirdly made the basement feel too small. Too warm.

You cleared your throat. “Um… Adrian” you put a hand over both their chest’s trying to separate the both of them, before looking at your Adrian “my Adrian, we still have to look for Chris we can’t waste time arguing with yourself!”

The other Adrian’s eyes changed from sensual to confused “huh? Who’s Chris?” The new name sounding weird on his tongue.

“He’s our friend who uh how do i explain this he has like a portal?” As you explained who Chris was and why you and Adrian were looking for him, the other Adrian looked very confused.

Adrian 2.0 plopped himself down on a nearby couch, muddling over this new information.

Then your Adrian leaned in close to your ear. “Hey… did you see the way he was looking at you?” You blinked. “What? No”

“Yeah!” he said, in that blunt, Adrian way. “He totally wants to like compare us.” You couldn’t stop the laugh. “Compare you how? He looked at you with a grin you knew too well, while rubbing the back of his neck. “You know.”

Before you could answer, the other Adrian called out, “Hey! Y/N! Come here a sec!”

You approached cautiously. “What?”

He studied you again slower this time. “I’m just trying to understand something.” His head tilted. “What exactly does he have that I don’t?”

Your Adrian wrapped an arm around your shoulders. “Everything.”

Other Adrian raised an eyebrow. “Everything? Really? Because physically we’re identical. Same face. Same body. Same…” His eyes dipped very blatantly down your Adrian’s torso. “Upgrades.”

Your Adrian tensed, blushing slightly. “Stop looking at me like that.”

“I’m looking at us” Other Adrian corrected. Then he leaned slightly toward you, voice dropping again. “Unless you’re scared to know we might be equally good.”

Your lips parted. “I-”

Your Adrian stepped in immediately, putting himself between you both, crossing his arms over his chest. “Dude. Don’t make this weird.”

“It’s already weird!” You spoke up between the two.

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They turned at the same time, perfectly mirrored and for a second you saw it

Two versions of the same man.

Both staring at you.

Both thinking the same thing.

Other Adrian licked his lips. “Hypothetically… she could help us figure out who’s better.”

Your Adrian’s breath hitched, but not from anger this time. His voice was lower, rougher.

“Hypothetically.”

Your pussy pulsed slightly, at the thought of both of them using you.

Other Adrian took one slow step toward you.

Your Adrian matched it from the other side.

You were suddenly between them without even realizing you’d backed up. Two Adrians. Close enough that you could feel their body heat. Close enough their breaths hit your neck from both sides.

Other Adrian smirked. “You look nervous.”

Your Adrian murmured “She looks excited.” Adrian lazily turns his head to the other Adrian, slowly flexing his Adam’s apple.

Your pulse thundered.

Other Adrian lifted a hand toward your chin and your Adrian grabbed his wrist, stopping him. Not to push him away but to steady him.

Both men looked at each other then at you, then at each other again. The air snapped tight as a wire. Other Adrian whispered, “So… are we doing this? Your Adrian’s gaze dragged down your body and back up, slow and sure.

“It’s up to you, baby.”

Both of them waited.

Both of them close.

Both of them ready.

The tension hung, heavy enough to pull gravity itself downward.

Your chest was rising and falling rapidly with his quick and sharp your breathing was. “Uh” you look the both of them up and down, the only thing coursing throughout your mind was what if they are just alike, down to every detail.

“…fuck it” a smile growing on your face as you sat down on the couch next to both of them. “Let’s do it.” Your voice soft and sensual with a lustful undertone.

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The moment your “yes” settled in the air, both Adrians went still.

Then like flipping a switch they snapped their attention to each other.

Your Adrian’s hand was already on your waist, but the other Adrian’s fingers were tracing your jaw, and the second they realized it, they jerked back and glared.

“Hey hands off!” your Adrian snapped. “I was touching her first.”

Other Adrian scoffed. “Yeah? Well, I touched her better!!”

“That’s not, even what does that even mean?”

“It means” other Adrian said, leaning forward like he was making a point in a classroom, “I am clearly more qualified to start things. I’m smoother. I’m hotter. I’m—”

“You’re literally me” your Adrian fired back. “Except ruder and worse at emotional stability.”

“Oh my god” other Adrian muttered, dragging a hand down his face. “You are SO jealous right now.”

“I am NOT jealous!”

“You’re jealous.”

“Am not.”

“Are too.”

You cleared your throat, but neither of them heard you, they were too busy puffing their chests out like competitive parakeets.

Other Adrian pointed at you. “She leaned into my touch more.”

Your Adrian’s jaw dropped. “No she didn’t!”

“Yes she did Y/N, tell him.”

They turned to you at the exact same time. Two identical pairs of wide, chaotic eyes staring you down, waiting for you to pick one of them.

Your stomach flipped. The tension between all three of you pulsed like a live wire.

You opened your mouth

But your Adrian suddenly placed his hand firmly on your thigh.

“See? First.” He flashed a cocky, triumphant grin.

Other Adrian made a strangled noise. “Dude WHAT no! That doesn’t count!” He shoved your Adrian’s shoulder lightly. “You cheated!”

“It’s not cheating if you’re slow.”

“I am NOT slow—”

Both Adrians were practically chest-to-chest now, bickering like two feral mirror images fighting for dominance.

“I’m touching her first!”

“No, I’m touching her first!”

“You literally have slower reflexes, dude”

“I DO NOT!!” You finally snapped.

“BOYS. Calm down!”

They froze instantly.

Two sets of identical blue eyes whipped toward you, wide and obedient like someone hit a command switch.

You stepped between them, placing a hand on each of their chests.

Both Adrians sucked in a breath at the same time.

“I have an idea,” you said, voice slow and deliberate.

They leaned in like you were revealing state secrets. Your lips curled.

“What if,” you said lightly, “you two made out…”

Both Adrians blinked.

“While I … jerked the both of you off and we figure out the rest later?”

Silence.

Suspense.

Two Adrians computing your words like a malfunctioning computer.

Then

“YES.” “Absolutely yes.” They said it simultaneously.

Your Adrian grabbed your wrist. “That’s the best idea I’ve ever heard.” Other Adrian nodded vigorously. “I’d make out with me. I’ve thought about it before. This is this is perfect.”

They turned toward one another so fast it made your head spin both of them flushed, pupils blown, breathing uneven from pure adrenaline.

“Should we?”

“Right now?”

“I mean she said”

“She did say”

You watched them hover inches apart, two chaotic idiots suddenly shy in front of themselves.

You slid your hands up their chests, whispering,

“C’mon. Don’t make me wait.”

They both shivered, and then their breaths collided, their foreheads touched, their hands moved toward you and each other at the same time and right as things were about to snap into something hot, messy, and inevitable

everything blurred into heat and shadows.

---

Their mouths combined into one, the both of their tongues invading each other as they let out short sharp moans.

You took in the scenery, before trailing your hands down both their chests before reaching their belts, undoing both of them with ease. Your began hands softly stroking the both of them; their backs arching in perfectly synchronism.

“Ff-fuck y/n!” Your Adrian spitted out between clenched teeth, trying to stifle his moans.

The other Adrian on the other hand (pun intended) had his head thrown back in pleasure, his glasses fogging up from his rapid panting and moans. “Oh God, don’t stop y-your hands feel sooo good~”

The both of them moaned into their mouths, the whole scene made you wet. Your chest rising and falling with your quickened breaths.

Your Adrian caught of the sight of you from the corner of his eyes, his hips bucked forward towards your hand. His hand slipping inside your panties, rubbing your clit, “mmh! A-Adrian just like that baby” The other Adrian nearly broke his neck turning to look over at you, he got a bit mad at the fact Adrian was touching you without asking him if he wanted to!

he moved his lips moved towards your neck, trailing hot kisses up and down the curves and crooks of your neck. Your Adrian inserts his middle finger into you, while his thumb still rubbing circles into your clit.

With The overwhelming feeling the two of them were giving you, your mouth shot open to let out a loud moan.

“Oooh holy shit, don’t stop, y-yeah just like that!” Your hips bucking into Adrian, your hands quicking on their cocks.

You felt a tightening sensation in your lower abdomen, your back arching with the feeling.

“Mmh you gonna cum baby?”

“Yeah that’s it, just like that”

The two of them whispered sweet nothings in your ear. As your orgasm came your back arched in pleasure. A loud moan escaping your throat. your pussy clenched around around Adrian’s fingers, coated them in your sticky white juices.

As your Adrian coaxed your orgasm on, other Adrian finished into your hand with a shaky breathy moan “ooh shit! Yeah yeah~!” His cum splashing into your palms, he soon gripped your wrist, bringing it up towards his mouth, Adrian’s tongue licking your palm clean of his cum, giggling slightly as he done it. Your Adrian came to his release at the sight, throwing his head back in pleasure. Moaning out your name in a mix of lust and affection.

---

The three of you sat on the couch panting, covered in sweat, and tired. The two of them turned their heads sloppily, to look at you.

“Fuck that was amazing” you sighed out, a slight smile on your face.

“we can go looking for Chris later, right baby?”

“Oh! If you two go looking for him can I go? It’d be like super cool!”

As the two of them chatted back and forth You chuckled at them, a relaxed sigh leaving your body, it wouldn’t hurt Chris if you waited another hour or two to go looking for him, right?

———

I accidentally wrote my name as y/ns a few times cause of how much I got into this lmaooo

[your-so-vain]

I dont remember looking that up but hell yea

[your-so-vain]

I just wanted to a do a little check in guys and I’m almost done with a Adrian chase one shot and I haven’t even wrote the smut yet and it’s 2000 words

I put my whole puss in this 😏😏

BTW I FINISHED IT ITS CALLED THE MORE THE MERRIER

[your-so-vain]

HII GUYS UM IK I’VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE AND I’M SORRY IM GONNA START WRITING FOR HIS PRETTY WOMAN AND LICKED ENVELOPES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[your-so-vain]

💤restless nights💤

Word count: 885

Warnings: sleepy sex, oral sex female receiving, y/n mention, female reader, one shot, smut, sub homelander, swearing, body hair mention,the mention of eyes a lot (idk why I done that)

Authors note: GUYS I SWEAR ITS NOT NON CON OKAY DONT FREAK OUT IM NOT LIKE THAT😫😫 ALSO I KNOW THIS IS LATE IM SORRY😔

🎃💀kinktober index💀🎃

I was glad to finally be in my bed, well a bed. After all the work I had endured from Ashely, all the interviews, screaming fans, and getting to many cramps in my hand then I could think from how much stuff I had signed that day.

I had Homelander’s fluffy blanket pulled up to chin, as I stirred in a deep sleep. A low hum occasionally escaping my lips.

His practical gaze, focused on my sleeping body, the way my chest would rise and fall with each and every soft breath I’d take. It was all so enticing to a man like homelander.

He knew it was wrong.

He knew he couldn’t have it.

That’s what he loved.

Taking something that’s not his, and claiming it.

———

as I slept, a felt a sharp grip on my wrist, then the sudden movement of them above my head. Sleepily I opened my eyes, half lidded, expecting to see homelander sleeping like a child beside me; as he always done.

But this time, I saw his bare broad shoulders, his nude chest with the thick happy trail of thick blonde hair leading down from his abdomen to his cock.

My eyes shot open in surprise “H-Homelander?!”

“Yeah baby?” He said, in a monotone voice, as if he hadn’t just woken me up with his clothed manhood against my clothed, quivering cunt.

He took his free hand, which wasn’t holding my wrists above my head, and he used it the rip the blanket off my of body, making me shiver from the sudden impact of the cold air in his bedroom.

“The hell are you doing?!”

“Just showing you how much I love you.” His blue eyes gazing up and down my body, licking his lips when his eyes met my pajama shorts, he leaned face forward into my crotch, taking in a deep, long breath.

A sigh escaping his lips, as he does so “God, Y/n you smell so fucking good.” In a quick motion he rips off my shorts, leaving my bottom half bare. A soft chuckle escaping his lips as he looked “no panties? You’re always willing for me aren’t you?”

A sly smirk appearing on my lips. “You know me baby, I’m always ready for you~”

A dumb-founded look appears on Homelander’s face. A soft faint of a pinkish blush erupting from his cheeks.

———

Without a second to lose, homelander sunk his tongue into me, licking me fast and needy, like a dying man who was having his last meal.

“Mmh! Yeah baby right there” My hand’s soon trail into his hair, gripping the back of his blonde roots, shoving his face into my pussy, desperate for more friction between me and homelander. That turned him onto levels he had never been.

“F-Ffuck, y/n you taste so damn good.” He moans out desperately. His hands tightening on your inner thighs, gripping them so tight that you were certain that they’d bruise; but in this moment you didn’t care.

I felt the coil in my stomach tighten, as homelander licked circular motions onto my clit. His teeth slightly grazing the skin above my clit.

My jaw quivers as I come close to my release. My brow furrows as my gaze trails down to homelander, only to see him looking up at me through his golden eyelashes.

I wrap my legs around Homelander’s head as I finally cum, letting out a loud high pitched moan with his name laced in it.

———

When homelander pulled away he was face to face with me, I chuckled slightly.

“What is it?” He says, a slight annoyed tone in his voice.

“You have a uh, sorta milk stash around your mouth” I burst out into laughter, as homelander licks his lips before looking at me with a grin “shut up” a soft chuckle leaving his mouth as well.

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me cause I wrote this around family and friends today

[your-so-vain]

💫just the three of us💫

Word count: 690

Warnings: threesum, male reader, shapeshifting, oral sex, smut, dom Diana, slight sub platinum, riding, porn no plot

Authors note: hiii guys! This was a request by a anony and if you guys have any fanfic requests I’ll do em :3 this is probably mid cause I wrote it while super tired last night. :’( (btw i barely know about platinum so if this isn’t character accurate I’m so sorry ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

The Watchtower floated silently above Earth, the hum of machinery and distant stars providing a serene backdrop. You had thought tonight would be quite a rare break from missions, from alarms, from constant patrols. Just you and Diana, sharing a moment of peace.

Soon Diana’s lips were soon planted on your neck, leaving a rough, hot trail in her wake. It was perfect just you and Diana

That was before Platinum arrived.

Her metallic form gleamed under the soft lights, reflective and fluid, catching your attention immediately. There was a strange innocence in her tilt of the head, but her eyes held something else curiosity, hunger, anticipation.

“Can I… join?” she asked, voice soft and almost musical, but there was an unmistakable edge to it that made your pulse spike.

Diana’s lips tugged into a knowing smile. “I think she wants more than just to watch” she murmured. The gleam in her eyes promised mischief, dominance, and something entirely dangerous.

Platinum didn’t waste time. She approached, smooth, gliding across the floor like liquid metal. You felt a shiver run down your spine as she tilted her metallic body, flexing and shifting almost impossibly, until she straddled Diana’s chest.

Platinum’s metallic body gleamed under the lights as she shifted fluidly, leaning over Diana’s chest for a brief moment before extending her neck like liquid steel, her mouth finding you again.

You groaned as Platinum latched onto you, slick and pliable, while Diana’s expert fingers and tongue worked over every inch of Platinum’s core.

“God, both of you… I can’t… too good…” you gasped, hands clutching at Platinum’s sides, then sliding up to grip her shifting neck as she bobbed expertly, stretching impossibly to take him deep while keeping her balance atop Diana.

Platinum’s voice vibrated against you. “You like that? I can reach anywhere you want” she teased, her metallic form flexing as she adapted perfectly to every thrust, every subtle shift of your hips.

Diana chuckled darkly, pressing closer. “You’re mine too, don’t forget it.”

she murmured, running her hands along Platinum’s metallic thighs, squeezing and kneading while keeping her own hips grinding in perfect rhythm against the you.

The three of you moved in a chaotic, erotic symphony, each aware of the other, each hungry for sensation.

At one point, Platinum morphed her arms into slick, tentacle, like extensions, lightly massaging your balls and stroking you in ways no human could, while her core remained under Diana’s ministrations. The vibrations and tightness sent him over the edge again, body convulsing as he spilled into Platinum’s adaptable form, moans filling the Watchtower.

Diana groaned, gripping your shoulders as her own orgasm hit, shuddering in pure bliss. Platinum hummed low, curling around you protectively, pulsing her metallic body in waves, teasing you through every remaining twitch and shiver.

Then Platinum did something new, she morphed part of herself into a slick, sheath with little internal ridges, designed to slide over you, as Diana guided herself down again. The combination of Platinum’s adaptive stimulation and Diana’s heat made him gasp, practically losing all control.

“You’re ours.” Platinum whispered, her metallic lips brushing your ear, “Every inch, every shiver… we own it.”

Diana laughed, breathless “And we’re just getting started.” She rolled her hips harder, the friction of Platinum against him, her hands squeezing Diana’s waist for balance, creating an overwhelming mix of heat, slick, and pressure that left you trembling.

Finally, after hours of shared pleasure, Platinum reshaped back into her usual form, curling around Diana and you. Her reflective surface shimmered with satisfaction.

Diana kissed you softly, still riding the aftershocks of her climax, “I’ve never been in a better team” she teased, laughter in her voice.

They collapsed together, bodies slick, tangled, and completely spent, but grins on all faces. The Watchtower hummed quietly around them, oblivious to the chaos that had just unfolded. And for the first time that night, the three of you simply enjoyed being theirs a perfect, chaotic, naughty little fun.

[your-so-vain]

💋sitting pretty 💋

Word count: 709

Warnings: thigh riding, female reader, dom? Dick, smut, cursing, use of y/n (I think?) teasing, sub reader

Authors note: I can’t believe I’ve never wrote about dick Grayson, and he’s my favorite DC character omg I had a BALL writing this one

🎃💀kinktober index💀🎃

You’d been teasing him all night, and you knew it.

Dick’s eyes had been following you like a shadow, lingering on the sway of your hips, the way your lips wrapped around your straw when you were drinking, the sly little looks you tossed over your shoulder just to rile him up.

Now, hours later, you were straddling his thigh on the edge of his bed, and the game had shifted.

His Nightwing suit was still half on, peeled down to his waist, sweat slick on his chest from patrol. His hair stuck up in messy tufts, the kind only Dick could make look good.

His hands rested lazily on your hips as if he wasn’t in full control of the situation, but the glint in his blue eyes told you otherwise.

“Go on” he said, voice low but playful. “You wanted my attention so bad, baby? Take it. Ride me.”

You shivered at the command, your fingers tightening on his shoulders. Slowly, you ground your hips down, the muscle of his thigh firm and unrelenting beneath you.

The friction against your soaked panties was immediate, sharp, and it made your breath catch.

“That’s it” Dick murmured, lips quirking into a smirk as he watched your face in the dim light. His hands slid up your sides, not guiding, just resting, as if he was content to let you do all the work. “Look at you already making a mess on me. Didn’t take long, huh?”

You whined, rutting against him harder. His thigh flexed under you, the muscle shifting, and it sent a shockwave of pleasure straight through your core.

He chuckled, leaning in close to kiss your jaw, then your neck. “Feels good, doesn’t it? Thought so.”

Your head tipped back, a moan spilling out, and he caught your chin with his hand, tilting your face down so you had to meet his gaze. “Eyes on me, sweetheart. I wanna watch you come apart.”

The rhythm of your hips grew frantic, every drag of your clit against his thigh winding you tighter.

Dick’s breathing deepened, his eyes darkening as he took in the sight of you, panting, desperate, grinding yourself against him like you’d die if you stopped.

“God, you’re gorgeous” he groaned, voice breaking with heat. “All needy for me, using me to get yourself off… fuck, I could watch this all night.”

Your nails dug into his shoulders as you trembled, your orgasm building fast. The pressure of his hand on your back, the flex of his thigh beneath you, his filthy encouragements, it was all too much.

“Dick—fuck, I’m—”

“Come for me.” he urged, gripping your hips now, grinding you harder against his thigh. “Mess me up, baby. Wanna feel you soak through those panties.”

You shattered, crying out his name as you ground against him through your orgasm, your thighs shaking, your body jerking helplessly. Dick held you steady, murmuring, “That’s it, that’s my doll. So perfect. So good for me.”

Even as the waves subsided, you kept rocking against him, chasing more, the overstimulation almost painful but delicious. Dick hissed, his own cock straining against his boxers at the sight.

“You’re insatiable, aren’t you?” he teased, pulling you flush against him and kissing you hard, his tongue sliding into your mouth with desperate hunger.

When he pulled back, his lips were wet, his grin feral. “Guess we’re not stopping until you’ve made a whole fucking mess of me.”

And with that, he shifted beneath you, flexing his thigh again, dragging another broken moan from your lips as you collapsed against his chest.