𓏲ּ𝄢 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻 (old)
🩷 f! reader | 🩵 m! reader | 💛 gn! reader
🔞 smut | ☁ fluff | 🥀 angst
⊹₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹
𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵𝑵𝒀 𝑫𝑬𝑷𝑷
✧ Fuck Away the Pain 🩷🔞 - You find out your ex cheated on you, and Johnny is right there to swoop you up with promises to fuck you so good you won't even remember your douche of an ex.
✧ Hate Fucking 🩷🔞 - He fucks you after an argument.
✧ My Little Minx 🩷🔞 - You're a pornstar, and you ask him to make a video with you. And who is he to deny you?
✧ Blood & Roses 🩷🔞 - He helps you relieve period related pain with some good old loving.
✧ loml 🩷🥀☁ - After finding out you can't have biological children, you know you have to tell your boyfriend, Johnny.
✧ Delicate Flower 🩷🔞 - Johnny's fascinated with your youth and beauty, it's such a stark contrast to his dark mind. He wants to absolutely ruin it until all you can do is crave him.
✧ Birthday Surprises 🩷☁ - On your 18th birthday, your high school boyfriend, Johnny, proposes to you in front of all your friends and family.
✧ You're Okay, Right? 💛☁🥀 - Johnny comforts you through a panic attack.
✧ Dancing With A Stranger 🩷🔞 - Dancing with a stranger at a Hollywood party ends with a steamy hookup.
✧ Look At Me 🩷🔞🥀 - Johnny bends you over and fucks you in front of a mirror in order to help you get over your body issues.
✧ His Angels 🩷☁ - Johnny watching you with his baby, being filled with an overwhelming feeling of love.
✧ Attention Whore 🩷🔞 - You're desperate for his attention, and he gives it to you.
✧ Melting 🩷🔞 - His southern loving applies to more than tender hair care, it also extends to the way he takes you in bed.
✧ Porn Star Dancing 🩷🔞 - After a messy divorce, Johnny finds himself being dragged to a strip club in an attempt to get him to just forget about his pain for one night. There he meets you; a pretty little dancer, one who will give him a night he won't forget.
✧ Fantasies 🩷🔞 - Your best friend, Johnny, finds out about the dirty fantasies you've been having about him. Not only does he make you confess every single one, but he makes them a reality.
✧ Crawling Back to You 🩷🔞🥀 - After breaking up mid tour, Johnny still joins you as part of your band. But over the course of the remaining shows, he falls back in love with you, completely regretting his choice to end things with you.
✧ Broken Promises, Ruined Plans 💛🥀 - After meeting Johnny after your breakup, you can't help the butterflies that flutter in your stomach. But he's not yours to touch anymore.
✧ Desperation 🩷🔞 - Your virgin boyfriend cannot keep waiting to have you.
✧ You Belong to Me 💛🔞 - At a Hollywood party, after your boyfriend, Johnny, keeps getting flirted with by every damn girl at the party, your jealousy gets the better of you, and you remind him that he's yours.
✧ Trick or Treat 🩷🔞 (Halloween Special) - Watching horror movies with Johnny on Halloween turns into a night of teasing and pleasure.
✧ From the Dining Table 🩷🥀 - Months of drifting apart and arguments have your relationship hanging on by a thread. You're tired, but you just can't seem to let him go. That is, of course, until he feels how you're slipping away and panics. From that moment on, he promised to make you fall for him, like it was in the beginning.
✧ Sex Therapy 🩷🔞 - Your relationship seemed so hopeless that you decided to go to couple's therapy. But even your therapist— Dr. Depp, could see your boyfriend didn't care, and he takes it upon himself to make sure you properly experience what being with a man is like.
✧ Backstab Me Again 💛🥀 - You're an assassin hired to kill the famous Johnny Depp. As you get closer to him, your feelings get complicated. By the time you have to pull the trigger, you know you're in love with him. But one of you has to die tonight, and you don't know if it'll be him or you.
✧ Need 🩷🔞 - After being away for months, his right hand just simply isn't cutting it anymore. And when he has you, best believe he won't be letting you go.
✧ Teddy Bear 🩷🔞 - When your boyfriend, Johnny Depp, is away from home to film a movie, he asks you to send him a video of you fucking yourself on the giant teddy bear that he gifted you.
✧ Lust 🩷🔞 - Plagued by the sin of lust, you turn to the priest of your church, Father Johnny, who gives you more than just prayers to recite in order to be forgiven.
✧ I Love You, I'm Sorry 🩷🥀 - When your birth becomes dangerous, it's either you or your baby, and Johnny can't lose you.
✧ Melancholia 💛🥀☁ - Johnny had a tendency of drowning out his pain with cigarettes and alcohol, choosing instead to shove the pain away and act like it didn't exist. That was until you came into his life, forcing him out of his self-destructive habits.
𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑼𝑺 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾
✧ An Heir to the Throne 🩷🔞 - You're the pretty little wife of President Coriolanus Snow, but he needs an heir to his legacy, someone to pass the Snow name down to. After all, his children will rule the great nation of Panem one day.
𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑰𝑷𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑹
✧ Eduemonia 💛☁ - You're the significant other (and editor) of Markiplier, and he notices that you've been overworking yourself.
✧ Strawberry Cream 💛☁ - After a rough day, you can finally come home. You're completely exhausted and just want to fall onto your bed, but Mark is there to make sure you have some proper pampering and nutrition before your nap.
𝑻𝑶𝑴 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑶𝑵
✧ Hands to Myself 🩷🔞 - You just couldn't help but tease him, could you? It's okay, he's got measures to put you in your place.
✧ Slow Down 🩷🔞 - Tom Hanson takes your virginity.
✧ Backseat Lovers 🩷🔞 - He fucks you in the back of his Mustang.
✧ Caught Red Handed 🩷🔞 - Doug walks in on you and Tom having sex.
✧ Close Calls 💛☁ - After a close call with death, he confesses his love for you.
✧ Handcuffed to Love 💛🥀 - You've been lying to Tom for months about who you are, but even when the truth comes out, he still can't get you out of his system.
𝑱𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑾
✧ Wear the Hat, Ride the Pirate 🩷🔞 - You wear his hat while riding him.
✧ Gone 🩷🥀 - After an attack on the Black Pearl leaves you seeking refuge on another ship, you become distraught at the lack of knowledge on the whereabouts of your husband, Jack, and the fear for the safety of your baby.
✧ Sea Shanty 🩷🔞 - After sneaking out of your manor, you stumble into a bar, looking for the attention of a rough and ragged man. There, you meet Jack Sparrow, who shows you all the ropes - literally and figuratively.
𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑵𝑬𝒀 𝑻𝑶𝑫𝑫
✧ Mrs. Todd 🩷🔞 - After the lights finally dim, and the guests go home, Sweeney Todd could finally get a fill of his wife. Little does he know, she has a surprise for him in the form of lace and a stitched last name.
𝑮𝑳𝑬𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑻𝒁
✧ Safe Now 💛🥀☁ - After all your friends are murdered by Freddy Krueger, it's just you and your boyfriend, Glen, left.
✧ When Two Becomes Three 🩷☁ - Unexpectedly having to navigate a teen pregnancy with your boyfriend, Glen.
𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑫 𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑬
✧ Midnight Rendezvous 🩷🔞 - When too much alcohol and a needy wife combine, you end up driving Ichabod to do things that he would deem improper in public.
