#glitterzookas

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my friend Sean is a huge cutie see

"lol i tend to not react as much when people are around, then when i'm alone watching a new anime

i really really really geek out when i'm alone"

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Caryn: Ugh I'm really not going to want to get up tomorrow.

Me: Tell me about it.

Caryn: You never want to get up, you don't count.

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me: -starts playing Mambo Number 5 with bike horns-

Caryn: -starts dancing-

me: This is the "done with finals" song.

Jon: This is the "done with YOU" song.

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Minecraft

Me: Dude I have arrows up the butt right now.

Caryn: I love having arrows up the butt. I love having arrows any place really. Except in the knee.

Me: I hate you so much right now.

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Me: Ok I need another part to this sentence in my introduction: "The president at this time, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, implemented many methods to help boost the economy and..."

Caryn: Stimulate job growth.

Me: Thanks bro.

Caryn: No problem, my parents are Republicans.

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Adam: Your Oreo is broken.

Caryn: I don't care, they're still orgasmic.

Megan: Would you say they're.....Oreogasmic?

Me: Fuck you.

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Kayla: Are cows' udders sensitive?

Caryn: I don't know, you'd have to ask them.

Megan: Wow that was the sassiest comeback I've ever heard one million points for Ravenclaw

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Caryn: Kawaiiiiii

Me: Kawaii desu ne~~~

Megan: DON'T YOU EVER. DO THAT AGAIN.