#globic

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

What's the point of infinite pizza if it's just going to taste like pineapple? If I wanted to taste pineapple forever I would just eat pineapple!!!! D: True evil Stabbington! True! Evil!

I am a breed of pure chaotic evil you young mortals can never understand

Also it’s fun messing with people

Think you get forever pizza?

*BAM* 

It’s pineapple MWAHAHAHA

At least I didn’t make it globic flavoured

Its a food that tastes so bad the food deities have to hide it from the world 

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

THANK YOU FOR MY CHEETOS *swims around in cheeto dust like a swimming pool* for my second wish I would like an incredibly specific sandwich but I refuse to tell you the ingredients.

*makes you a sandwich with every ingredient in the universe* is this good

or do I need to break out my secret stash of bizarre fruit that might give you superpowers or destroy you it usually depends 

(or my old friend globic if you really want)

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

I'm not sure where to even start with that mac n cheese god story so imma just pretend I know nothing-

Which one because there’s multiple???

To name a few..........

The time the mac and cheese god tried to take over the world, the time the mac and cheese god got into a prank war, the time the mac and cheese god angered the yetis, the time the mac and cheese god ate globic, etc

They’re a very chaotic food deity and I could go on all day 

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

Tell me a story that WON'T give me nightmares, please

Oh I pity you young mortal

I’m living a very chaotic life and there is no time for day dreams

But I shall spare you and tell you the tale of Gerbert the sherbert

Gerbert (another food deity) and I were supposed to use our time traveling powers to stop the snow cone apocalypse with the globic and the Yetis

But alas, pour Gerbert got covered in globic and I thought they perished

But on one dark night I saw them crawling up towards the food tower were I lived but then they disappeared, never to be seen again 

Unless.........

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

... can you tell which snowcones are globic?

Of course but I never use this unique skill

It’s more fun to pretend I don’t know and then encourage the young mortals who seek the snow cones to eat the globic

I always have a good laugh watching them eat the globic for the first time 

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

1. Do the snow cones still taste like globic? 2. If not, can i haz yeti snowcone

Hmmmmm

Young mortal that is a gamble all on its own

You see, you can’t tell which snow cones still taste like globic or not

So if you dare to try one you’ll either be filled with delight or run away screaming

Both an unique experience 

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

How did dinosaurs really go exist? My money's on the globic tbh

Very accurate young mortal

But you see, I may have some involvement 

Using my time traveling abilities I had hatched a plan

You see, the other dinosaurs weren’t the nicest to me and after getting very bored one day I planed a prank that I thought was harmless at the time

I found the largest volcano and filled it with as much globic as possible

However, my original plan was just for the dinosaurs to have to stare at the horrible looking globic all day

But when the globic was mixed with lava it caused a reaction and exploded

Soon the whole planet was covered globic and I had to create a time loop of a million years in order for the globic to harden and disappear 

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

But what does globic LOOK like?

Imagine this weird sludge that’s metallic and wiggling

Now imagine that dark sludge ball of wiggling jelly being filled with all the hatred of the universe

Combine that was the image of wet food from washing the dishes and you have globic