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[hyperdxntia]

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Habit could only stand there in horror as Mabel created her sugary monstrosity that she would, soon, call a “meal”. He WOULD have attempted to stop her, to grab her by the arm or snatch the accursed beverage out of her grasp, but, alas- 

There is no stopping Mabel Pines. Believe him: he’s tried. 

He couldn’t even dare to WATCH her take that bite. He turned his head away, hands coming up to cover his mouth lest he be sick over the atrocities being committed right in front of him. 

Oh, why did she have to mention cavities, on top of all of that? Didn’t she know how SERIOUS those were?? And- ugh, the poor girl already had braces- 

--- “N-No, no, no I don’t-!” 

Oh, already he’s backing up and away from- THAT entire situation. He’d given her advice, she didn’t listen, and so now it was his time to go. 

--- “That is not going ANY-WHERE near my mouth, thank you, goodbye!!” 

[flos-timore]

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--- “....” 

Yeah..... Nice try, there, Mabel, but he’s... just not getting it. 

--- “.... What??? Did you not hear what I said??? Here, let me ask again: Do U know what animal the “Pink Penthr” is?” 

[pinetrce]

@globnarchampion

Txt: [ hey don’t freak out ] [ but I have some bad news ]

[hyperdxntia]

bad idea starters // Still Accepting !

@globnarchampion​ asked : ❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜ from Mabel @ globnarchampion!!:>

--- “. . .” 

Habit stands still, blinking, for a moment, needing to process what exactly had just been said to him. A few seconds pass, however, before- 

--- “Wh-What?! N-NO! I-I mean- YES! Yes, it IS a bad idea?? Don’t- DON’T??? DO THAT???? Mabel, I HAVE milk!! Please, think about your teeth!!” 

--- “.... And your health.” 

[pinetrce]

Mabel, no

[pinetrce]

Absolutely not

[pinetrce]

@globnarchampion - [X]

“Yeah, I’m sure.”

Dipper could be late to class. He could even miss class---it’s not like skipping a lesson here or there would put his grades at any kind of risk. And even if a teacher did mark him down, that didn’t matter as much as being there for his sister when she needed him. He wrapped an arm around her shoulders, eyes roaming over the destroyed painting, a sight that made him furious.

Yeah, he definitely had to stay with Mabel. If he left right now, he knew he wouldn’t be going to class anyway; he’d be hunting down whoever had done this. And they wouldn’t like what would happen if he found them.

Not that he wasn’t already planning how to track down the culprit anyway, it would just have to wait until later.

“Do you think there’s anything we can do to fix it?”

[pinetrce]

Get him, Mabel.