#thewiddlestwampire

[pinetrce]

And they say romance is dead

[vicsmusehub]

Why was she doing things...? She’s just causing more headaches for herself than she’d like. Of all the people she’s looking for help from, she comes to this snide little snot? How far is she about to fall? Through gritted teeth, she looks up at Gideon and replies,

“I’d choose that favor very carefully, Mr. Gleeful. That’s all I’m going to say.”

[ X ] @thewiddlestwampire​

[llamanorthwest-archived2]

thewiddlestwampire replied to your post: I should really do something about that skeleton...

I’m the only family member you have that isn’t a giant piece'a shit (to you) now GIVE ME

You better find a good home for whatevers haunting that skeleton.

[globnarchampion]

@thewiddlestwampire

I'm gonna dump you into a bag of gummies.

REVENGE IS MINE!!!

But seriously, you're ok right?

[ssunspotted]

thewiddlestwampire

you aint seen no homicidal girls scouts huh

no.what is girls scouts

[poludaktulos]

You ever think about the fact that cheese is just loaf a milk?

“No. I prefer having thoughts that aren’t stupid. ”

[foronceimactuallyinnocent]

🍸 what do you plan on doin with all the money you're savin?

“Buy anythin’ the twins need when they need it. Mostly emergency stuff though I’ve been slippin’ Mabel the odd loan bills when I can.” He was surprisingly... Candid about it even for being drunk.

[fordsixerpines]

thewiddlestwampire replied to your post: The law says no, but my heart says torch his car.

Do yo thang, anon. Stanford ain’t one t’ talk anyway.

Gideon, you do realize that I have already “talked” by releasing these messages on a public forum, correct?

@thewiddlestwampire