#glombo

[bastardtrait]

life around the Lucky house is always interesting. in between the veritable zoo of animals they have, to two kids that are making the most of being able to stand in the sun while they can...it's never a quiet day in this cramped little townhouse.

also there's the fact that Hunter texts Fiona a lot which is SO UPSETTING lmao

transcript:

[Cutaway: Hunter texting memes to Fiona.]

[SFX: Phone vibrating] FIONA: Please god don't let it be that guy. IAIN: The one that says he's our brother for some reason? FIONA: Yep. I don't even know how he got my number.

[bastardtrait]

hi what the fuck is wrong with this rat

transcript:

FIONA: (humming) There you go, Glombo. Everything should be nice and clean for you. Now don't do anything crazy while I'm not looking. Okay?

Not a few minutes later

[Cutaway: Radiation being found in Glombo's enclosure thanks to a bomb, for some reason.]

RUIYANG, aside: What the hell was that?!

[bastardtrait]

quoting my immortal in 2023? yes and honestly i'm shocked you didn't see it coming. girl hello it's the vampire generation.

transcript:

[SFX: Goofy-ass chomp!ing sound] FIONA: Ouch! GLOMBO: Skweee! Skweeeekkkk!!

FIONA: A lot of preps stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

[bastardtrait]

look at all these animals!! I've never had such a full house of animals in TS4 because well, they always die and I get very sad. but something about these guys is that they ALL spawned in with custom immortality traits??!?

Fish and Jim are truly immortal, no ageing and are immune to death. Mitt and Cake are forever young, meaning no ageing. and I checked a different stray; it didn't have any immortal traits. I just lucked out I guess? guess that means we'll be seeing these guys kicking around for some time yet!

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FISH STICK: (sigh) I used to be daddy's one and only little meow meow. Now I have to put up with all these (shudders) creatures.

[bastardtrait]

because house doesn't have enough pets in it yet, I got Fiona a rat. meet Glombo! she will fondly remember Glombo as (EA voice) My First Pet.

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FIONA: Okay, I got bedding, food, treats... (gasp) water bottle! I need to fill her water!