#llgen4

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I got the notification that Jakob was going to pass away soon. Mischa hopped a flight back to Germany to bid them farewell before he embarks on the immortal arc of his life.

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MISCHA: (whispering) Hey, guys...I'll be forty soon. Can...you believe it's been so long? You...you guys have two grandkids now...! From me, anyway. I dunno about Aleks. I don't know anything anymore. Our whole lives went by...twenty years...I'm safe, dads. I'm happy. I made a lot of mistakes but I'm still a loved man. The most grateful man alive.

MISCHA, aside: I've missed you so much...there've been so many times I could've used your advice. (sniff) Hell, you would've told me I was stupid for dropping all this money on a plane ticket back home that I'll use for ten minutes, max. That's... hah. Pretty silly of me.

MISCHA: I have to go again. But I'll always keep you with me. Always. (sigh) ... ...goodbye.

[noctumv]

Isaac meets a new roommate 👀 and gets a visit from mom!

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I think it is very Mischacore behaviour to get struck by lightning on the way to pet a cat because he walked into a puddle during a violent storm.

anyway we've adopted our first animal off of Brindleton Bay's mean streets! meet Fish Stick Lucky!

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life around the Lucky house is always interesting. in between the veritable zoo of animals they have, to two kids that are making the most of being able to stand in the sun while they can...it's never a quiet day in this cramped little townhouse.

also there's the fact that Hunter texts Fiona a lot which is SO UPSETTING lmao

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[Cutaway: Hunter texting memes to Fiona.]

[SFX: Phone vibrating] FIONA: Please god don't let it be that guy. IAIN: The one that says he's our brother for some reason? FIONA: Yep. I don't even know how he got my number.

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Mischa went and bought himself the vet office across the street. how did he afford it? by taking a loan from the bank of motherlode of course! come on guys.

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[Cutaway: The Lucky family buying the Brindleton Pawspital as a business.]

MISCHA: (contented sigh) My own vet practice. This is great.

Wait what do you mean I needed a DVM certification,

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well of course I adopted the dog! how could I not? he's made of love <3 meet Stinky Jim Lucky! he is a very good lad.

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she's going through a phase right now.

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IAIN: Hey fiona why do u dress like that FIONA, aside: (inhales deeply)

FIONA: I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. IAIN: oh ok

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Vampire quick tips!

Grand Master Vampires always know where others of their rank are. always. since there are so few of them in existence.

anyway i failed to mention Ruiyang's assbaby (nervous laugh) but there it is. also I hate HATE hate how important silly old meow meow Vlad is to me. I HATES IT, PRECIOUS.

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VLAD: Ray! Moving again! Are you trying to get away from me? RUIYANG: Neverrrrr! Never... VLAD: Okay, good. Because I can always find you, y'know. You will never escape me. Haha! RUIYANG: Haha...

VLAD, aside: You're having a baby? A mortal-vampire baby! First off...how. Second...why? RUIYANG: Less plausible things have happened. It's not like our existence is particularly realistic either. VLAD, aside: You got me there.

VLAD: (sigh) Well, always remember, Ray--you still have to turn that mortal. He knows too much. And when you know too much, you...? ...come on, Ray, say it with me. You...? RUIYANG/VLAD: Get killed slowly. VLAD: Yaaaaay! Slowly! RUIYANG: Yeah. I know. I'll work on it, Vlad.