#glorious idiot

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MJF

(C)

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Sometimes I wonder if the faint echo of somebody yelling "DORIAN, WILL YOU STOP AGGROING DRUFFALOS?!" ever gives anyone else in the house weird dreams.

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Show us how to raise up the temperature in less than thirty seconds. (x)

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Stupid, stupid, stupid. (x)

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li·am payne noun \\'lē-əm-'pān\  1: a member of the One Direction 2: a cosmically unfair combination of adorable, talented and attractive in human form. <Liam Payne has ruined my life.>

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Liam's Twitter leads me to believe he is a stone's throw away from illiteracy. This song is a plea on behalf of the English language. ("Moments" parody)

Lyrics When you tweet use some commas Or even a period I promise they’re helpful I promise they won’t hurt you Please stop making the English language cry Why do you hate holding the shift key? What did it do to you? You make it harder To decipher all your tweets If you would only take the time to spell things out If you would only capitalize Liam Payne, what do you have against good grammar? Why can’t you just use auto-correct? Your random tweets could be really great If you would just punctuate Flashing toothbrush Twitpics Big sports store that’s named Dick’s Take on pineapples is Not sure ’bout their motives Got ninety-nine problems But a bitch ain’t one Look like white Carlton And congatuwelldone On Twitcam all night long It’s on like Donkey Kong [Chorus]

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But how are things ever going to get answered in interviews now that Liam has clearly crossed over to the dark side? (x)

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The corruption of Liam Payne, courtesy of one Louis Tomlinson.

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