#glorious shitposting

[youarestellarverse]

The Taylor swift lasik video with Jason instead and famous Percy laughing his ass off and getting him to bed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ_SFbaysHk

...omg I feel terrible for laughing so hard

"but Percy the banana has no head 🥺" "babe I will eat the headless banana just please don't cry you're going to hurt yourself. and me from laughing so hard." "MY MIND IS ALIVE"

[moddux2]

@ask-these-fantrolls ))

Artume and Cashir’s matespritship in a nutshell

Featuring Anon.

[pucket]

caliborn c3<ing dirk and jake’s fighting or whatever

[attheborderofoblivion]

[ The amount of people who want their character to fall on Brethyn is slowly giving credence to the joke that he’s got a harem and I love it ]

[attheborderofoblivion]

How to successfully romance Brethyn (in order of importance):

You cannot have had sex with his father 

You cannot be a necromancer

You cannot mention a wholly positive opinion of Ulfric Stormcloak

You must be taller than him

Gifts in general will be met with confusion, do not attempt unless your approval rating is over 60%

Alchemical reagents are the only exception to rule #5

You cannot be Ioannes 

Dunmer are preferred, but this is a malleable rule

You cannot be a current patient 

Do not try to tell him how to live his life

Vampires get an automatic -90 approval points

[supersudden]

In light of recent events, it's good to know which reviewers are not sellouts