#gloryhammer shitpost

[lady-troll]

Hey, if in "canon" Ralathor defected when he saw the extent of how evil Zargothrax was, does that mean there was a certain limit as to how evil Zargothrax could be, and our man just wouldn't be phased by it?

Like. Where do you draw the line when the displays of evil are: killing peasants, turning people into deathknights, unleashing horrible creatures upon the land (probably "just to see what happens"), and possibly an assortment of other evil overlord shenanigans???

Which part was it that made him go, ''you can't do that, man", and up and leave, and found(?) an entire rebellion???

[electricpentacle]

Inspired by

[chaotic-neutral-wizard]

[sevenspires]

If Ralathor got stabbed with the Knife of Evil it simply wouldn’t work because he’s immune to bullshit

[tellmeoflegends]

Found this on Facebook, had to share.

[lady-troll]

Baking with hail marys, but instead of hail marys it's one of Gloryhammer ending songs.

Bake this cake for four epic rages.

[lady-troll]

Has anybody tried introducing Zargothrax to needle felting? I feel like that'd solve at least a few stabbing-related problems.

[lady-troll]

Zargothrax had to send Dark Robotic Astral Zombies to Glasgow, because when he tried to send the Deathknights, the Glaswegians just kicked their collective ass.