#gloss doll

[gloss-d0ll]

hands you a kitten and scurries away

what. What is. Wh. Oh!!!

(She's surprised but concerned)

I can't. I can't take care of this I can't. See. Um. Decay?? Decay???

[gloss-d0ll]

rapidly chases after you on all fours while barking and growling

... What's that noi-

(She turns around, only to hear rapid footsteps from something coming to chase her and an awful barking and snarling. Naturally, she starts running and screaming, knowing she can't shoot that thing.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

DECAY! DECAY, HELP!

[gloss-d0ll]

Puts a bandaid on the torn metal

(She prods at the bandaid for a second or two before realizing what it is and chuckling a little.)

Oh, well, you are just the sweetest. Thank you, sugar.

[gloss-d0ll]

csn i jork ypur peanits

If you say please.

:)

(Her wallet is so very open. Like she's holding it open 3 mm from your eyeball. 4000 carbons!)

[gloss-d0ll]

Tosses googly eyes at you tosses googly eyes at you tosses googly eyes at you tosses googly eyes at you

(She's just kind of. Standing there. She already has googly eyes on her "eyes", so what's a few more?)

.......... thank you... no really...... Thanks....

[gloss-d0ll]

Pours water on you

ACK- NO! FUCK, THAT'S COLD!! >:(

[gloss-d0ll]

BARK BARK BARK WOOF EOOF GRRRR WOOF GROWL BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK GROWL GRRR

...

I... I know a guy who gives rabies shots, if you... If you need it....

[gloss-d0ll]

Glues googly eyes to your face

Wh-

(She pokes at the googly eyes, kind of confused until she figures out what they are. Then, she smiles and giggles.)

Oh, thank you! Now I can see just fine.

(She shakes her head and makes the googly eyes click and clack as the pupils wiggle back and forth. She seems happy.)