#gluttonyvores

[drstrangegrove]

... Ssso... from what i'm p-picking up here... smelling flowers is like ssssmelling plant dicks. Nice.

The doctor turns a deep shade of purple. “Y- yes…..basically.”

[drstrangegrove]

... *steals glasses and attempts to put them on* ... are thesssse p-perscription..?

Excuse you!  *Reaches up with his vines, trying to snatch them back*  There is nothing wrong with my vision!  Those are very expensive data collection devices!

[drstrangegrove]

Gluttony: *chucks a flower bouquet at the plants face* HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAYYYY

Mph~!!   *smacked square in the jaw by the bouquet.*   D-did you just…  *covers his face with a groan.*

I don’t even know what ‘Valentine’s day’ is and I already hate it.

[drstrangegrove]

*sits down behind you and starts braiding your vines* you're gonna look sssso pretty~

“What are you-?"  *Turns around to peer at the already half-braided vines* 

*Glances back up with a raised brow ridge*  "Tangled up foliage is attractive to you?”

[drstrangegrove]

Gluttony: keheheh... itssss a shame... you ssseem like interesting prey... but you're like... 90 percent vegetable... and vegetables are grossssss! ... lucky you! *drools while staring intensely at the smaller bot*

“Prey?"  His leaves fluff out in alarm, optics shifting away from the saliva dripping from the snake-like cybertronian’s jaws.  Another techno-organic perhaps? 

"Aha..ha… Y-yes…. how fortunate for me… I would have a lot of trouble doing work from the…ehrm….inside of someone else, after all.”

[mrgreedyguts]

Gluttony: Ssssso... How well would you say you are with fellow predatorssss?

Hn… In what way?  I hate sharing, but… I have to admit it’s nice to have others around that understand the thrill of devouring another sentient lifeform~