Triage's Laboratory

Transformers OC RP Blog for an awful plant medic/scientist

[drstrangegrove]

ask-smokescreen

… I don’t know, actually! I’ve avoided water since I don’t wanna rust or sink or anything. I guess we can go out for a pool friend date!

A wh-?  No. No, no.  That’s.  We are not doing that.  You’re right.  Water is best avoided.

[ask-smokescreen]

Aww, come on! We’re friends, aren’t we?

But yeah! Maybe water isn’t a good idea! So in your expert scientist opinion, I’m not a bean, right? I’m more like… A flower, I guess?

[drstrangegrove]

Yes, of course.  That isn’t the issue. ;;

In my opi-  *what* - Why would you say that?!

[drstrangegrove]

ask-smokescreen

... I don't know, actually! I've avoided water since I don't wanna rust or sink or anything. I guess we can go out for a pool friend date!

A wh-?  No. No, no.  That’s.  We are not doing that.  You’re right.  Water is best avoided.

[drstrangegrove]

TRIAGE HELP I'm nothing like a bean, am I?

....Do you swell up when you come in contact with water?

[drstrangegrove]

Triage! I missed you, hope your vacation went well.

About as good as one can be having been forced to spend it mostly in alt mode…

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[nerdgul]

then plants in nature be like… OWO .. is that a crack in the concrete?

[drstrangegrove]

((i dunno if this ask blog is still alive, but)) With all due respect, Dr. Triage, you seem more like a Predacon than a Decepticon to me.

Yes, well- I was a bit ahead of the curve, you see.  They called me crazy, disgusting, immoral…  And now there’s techno-organics walking around everywhere without a hint of harassment.

It still rankles.

[drstrangegrove]

Whoa what I’m alive and I’ve been doing things??

Specifically this thing:

[drstrangegrove]

*peeks in here*

[lost-in-the-plants-blog]

:)

[charlietheskonk]

the queen of succulents will hit thecritterhole tomorrow (august 13)

she is a giant snail, but that doesn’t mean she’s not dainty.  she doesn’t love that i’ve nicknamed her the squish queen.  maybe don’t mention it.

[burningwolfcon]

@drstrangegrove

[drstrangegrove]

Can I taste your nectar?

“Absolutely NOT!”

[swordintheswarm-archived-deacti]

❥ jaw grabbing

He hissed loudly, animalistic, attempting to sharply yank his jaw guards out of the scientist’s digits like they were made of fire. There were few, if any, mecha he would take domineering behavior from, and Triage was not one of them. Were the good doctor’s grip any less firm, he would have bitten.“Take your claws off me.”

[drstrangegrove]

Digits pinch in harder, scraping the insecticon’s plating as Clearcut tries to wrench his chin out of his grip. Triage was well aware of the danger of losing a finger or two if he couldn’t keep a strong enough hold.  Fortunately, he was well practiced in this particular area-  both organics and mecha alike had a pressure point that could be targeted to keep a jaw open.  

“Quiet, bug.  I want to see your teeth,” Triage demanded, wrenching his helm to the side sharply.

[drstrangegrove]

Edible flowers aren't that exciting honestly. The nectar is fairly good though.

(Wheezing)

[drstrangegrove]

...you know on earth there are such things as edible flowers right?(says this most likely when he's drinking)

(Eeyup, he was.)

[drstrangegrove]

Hey, what happened to Dirge? I remember you guys had a fight over eating the girl, but where'd he go? Where'd she go? I can't find him, and she's been quiet. DID YOU EAT THEM????? O_O

“Eat them?!  E-excuse you!”  

“I couldn’t eat Dirge if I tried! And I suspect he’s off on one of his extended treasure hunts… It’s impossible to get his attention when he’s that focused.”

“As for Requiem… She isn’t answering her comm.  I suppose she finally learned to stay away from me.”

[drstrangegrove]

Giant among minis but a mini among giants.

“It’s simply inefficient to be that big.”

[drstrangegrove]

wait triage is short??? oh god i always thought he would be kinda tall xD 😂😂😂

He is! Well, compared to most other full-sized mecha. He would be quite tall to a minibot.  But yeah, medics aren’t usually that big and his change to a new frame made him even more compact.  :3