i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it. // @glxrious-purpose
Loki’s reformed, they said. He’s not our biggest active threat, they said. Don’t worry about him too much.
They didn’t account for him still being kind of an asshole.
Peter swung down from his perch on the lamppost, landing beside the man. “There is literally a dude in a bird suit trying to throw a car at tourists like three blocks up,” he said. “He’s not doing it very well, but I feel like we should be worried?” Maybe it was his superpowers, but he was pretty sure he could hear the screaming and sirens from here, even in the middle of the midday Midtown din. It was more or less just another day’s work for him, but some backup would always be appreciated. Unfortunately, the only backup around sucked. A lot.
He stood and stretched out his arms, rolled his wrists, prepped his web shooters for action. “I can’t make this shit up. Wanna just trust me on this one and h\elp take Big Bird down a few pegs? It might even be fun.”














