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The General's right hand lady is going with us to space

Ami: Who is taking over for Monica?

GM: About five people.

Dark Force Points do in fact taste like licorice.

GM

The guard sees you pull out the gun, recognizes who you are, then ducks the fuck.

GM, of NPC’s reaction

Linda is made of salt and tears, and then more salt.

GM, of an NPC

Setting Mission Aspects

GM: Steal the Titanic.

Cheyenna's player: I'm OK with that mission aspect.

Alex's player: It's not far enough south to encounter icebergs.

GM: Yeah it is!

Cheyenna's player: ...Can we change that mission aspect?!

GM: Get the smartest, brightest, most well-balanced people you can find--

Alex's player: And also Alex.

Redneck Robot Spider Janitor with a Gun.

GM, describing the ship guardian

We had some really bad luck

GM: I'm gonna kill you all just because you can't roll out of a paper bag!

Laura's player: *grabs empty donut bag*

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