#gman.text

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Who even is Gordon Goose???

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@silly-l1ttle-guy @ethskii

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I am 2 years old today.

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Trans person: I'm trans

Society: OK

Girl with a septum ring: It didn't even hurt that bad

Class of 2020: We didn't even get a graduation

Slavic man: Here come da ladle

Premium Disney Plus user: It's actually worth it for the price

Ask: Gman Graves

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I have zero recollection of typing these

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I appear to have breached containment

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I have never been more humiliated.

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT

I am NOT homophobic or transphobic. I dislike people equally.