#gmod murder

[jayraysbay]

Blizz told Joe, and he didn’t listen.

(Link to video on YouTube: https://youtu.be/J_kYYdy2ZkY)

[blitzythefanvergentpitsterthings]

Myatt in ttt

[aestheticsyoutubers]

trevor collins, letsplay ↳ gmod murder: the speediest murders

[monarchisms]

【 ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉ 】

[mecha-nick]

Among Us is a game for girls.

Not because it’s girly, and I am certainly not implying that this game is in any way bad, but it’s for girls because it relies on all the tactics girls learn to fight with. In the English-speaking world, women are raised to not fight at all. It’s generally going to be considered “un-ladylike” behavior by their parents and/or guardians, and is usually discouraged in even the most supportive environments, and not for ungood reasons; but “boys will be boys” is a surprisingly common thing adults will defend young males fighting each other with. And it’s seen to young males that physical harm will just be something they must grow up to deal with. So because women aren’t allowed to outright physically brawl with each other when growing up, they learn to lie, mislead, gaslight, ostracize, and backstab each other instead. Because news flash, women are primates too, and primates are naturally protective creatures that will want to find some form of power to maintain their property and social standing. To women, there is so much untapped power of offense and defense in verbal communication that most males will go to their GRAVE never understanding. And there are many males now who have never been in this world before and are having a good look into it by playing this game.

If you don’t believe me go play Gmod Murder, a majority-male crowd will be what you find. And it’s something that seems like it should be the same energy. But it isn’t. Because the players are just fucking around for a bit and then suddenly “ITS DELTA!” will be screamed and the one with the gun fucks up and the game ends. Meanwhile in among us, people will be doing their own thing and then a body will be discovered and discussion will lead to either confusion or ostracism towards a member. Then “oops, they weren’t it. Someone was lying to us...”

[jaxlaxskills]

God vs Us

what is god to you guys

[team-iceflower]

Just imagine Team RWBY and JNPR playing Gmod murder.

Ruby: "Weiss?!? Is it you?? Its you isnt it!?"

Weiss: *Scoff* "Ruby if I was the murder you would be dead already."

Ruby: "I SEE YOU SPRINTING WITH THE KNIFE, HOW DARE YOU BETRAY MY LOV-" *loud death noise*

Yang: "....well that was dramatic, hey guys I think its Weiss."

[rblooks]

Anyone else's executive dysfunction manifest specifically by rendering every other activity boring or "not enough" EXCEPT for watching Achivement Hunter and friends Let's Play Gmod Murder?