#gmwstarter

[okshawn]

Just because the seat next to me is open does not mean you, sir, are invited to sit so close and attempt conversation. Unless you have a secret vagina and an actual personality, I'd really rather not.

[ewleilani]

Does anyone else wonder what it would be like to have sex in a walk in fridge? You can frick frack while having a little snick snack.

[addison-lovick]

I fell down a flight of stairs today. Awesome.

[okshawn]

Today has been boring as shit.

[araxconners]

Someone get in the water with me right now!

[beatriceadams]

Only 5% power left on my laptop and I don't have a charger. This sucks.

[araxconners]

Well this is.. overwhelming. 

[addison-lovick]

Couples kind of gross me out but they're also kind of adorable. How does that work?