#gnomeland

[lucidpast]

Stubby Martins Gnomeland - Delaware Oh

[thegnomechronicles-blog]

The people of Gnomeland have rallied around an anti-fracking platform. It took them a while to organize but Gnomeland mayor, Hirum Clipclop, read up on the laws and decided that he and the village trustees would write a resolution to ban fracking within the village boundaries based on the Home Rule statute. They hoped to get their resolution filed with the state before the state gave the a-okay paving the way for statewide hydrofracturing for natural gas. 

[rachelgnomes-blog]

The residents of Gnomeland will have to put their xenophobic tendencies on hold for a while because the village has a bigger problem right now. The murder of Grumpy Caruncle has everyone frightened. Despite his name, Caruncle was beloved, although he was always dogged by whispers of malfeasance and misdeeds stemming back to his time as Village Clerk. Some wondered why his driveway was always plowed during the snowy winters while some villagers were snowbound for days because Grumpy's bone-headed nephew (who just happened to be in charge of village plowing and maintenance) took his sweet time with the village snowblower. GIA will be sending their crack investigator Sherlock Gnomes to head up the murder investigation. Until then, residents of Gnomeland will have to walk around Grumpy Caruncle who has -- in typical gnome fashion -- turned to stone.

[thegnomechronicles-blog]

Emboldened by events during Arab Spring, one lone gnome takes a stand against the tyranny and oppression in Gnomeland.

[thegnomechronicles-blog]

Then there was the guy whose grandfather passed as a "little person" and played a bit part in the Emerald City sequence in The Wizard of Oz. Big whoop. I mean, where did he get off putting that stupid plastic lion in his lawn? Is there no zoning in this village?

[sydneysdoodles]

"GnomeLand"

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