i had a surreal experience a few weeks ago.
I was at the shopping centre doing my groceries and being an adult (as you do) and the centre was PACKED. like shoulder to shoulder forcing my way through the aldi packed. but i got through it and i escaped the aldi, and started making my way back to where my bike was parked, laden with bags and honestly exhausted.
And i looked up and saw an old man. No big deal, right? Shopping centres are full of old men.
The thing about this old man, though, wasn't the fact that his face was mostly whisker, nor that his sideburns could have come straight from the industrial revolution, nor the red flannel that (as any aussie knows) showed the hallmark of a blue-collar and likely-conservative working bogan.
it was the fact that he was wearing a bright yellow safety vest over this flannel-
-with the words DAVID MCBRIDE NOT GUILTY written on the front in dying sharpie.
10/10 most experience of all time