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Hi wall-e fandom I’m back with more shitty gijinkas
I've been rambling about how I want to make a remastered edition of an old story I wrote back in high school; chances are you've read it if you knew me from Pixar Planet in 2009. I've decided to remake the story not just because the writing is a little cringe now looking back at it, but because of tech advancements made since then that I wish to satirize in this fresh new take which is to be titled "Extended Vacation".
Once Upon a Lamp - WALL-E
Archive voices: Ben Burtt (WALL-E & M-O)
In place of the cast of The Sword in the Stone.
Notes
WALL-E and EVE stand with their hands locked together.
GO-4 being here means the other robots don’t hold any grudges against him for following AUTO’s orders.
HAN-S can’t stay still, shaking aggressively as the photo is taken.
tiny intern robot tries to be intimidating and fails miserably
Sneak Peek of Wall-E (Rewrite)! - AUTO's Secret -
INT. AXIOM ROYAL CASTLE, STUDY – NIGHT
The camera then zooms out to autopilot (AUTO)'s study at the top of his castle. AUTO stares up longingly at the star through his skylight. Floating across his study are hundreds of glowing blue orbs, all of Axiom’s wishes left ungranted.
AUTO
I feel your pull. My heart rumbles with such…hunger.
AUTO’s face drops in annoyance as he turns to a small robot (GO-4), mixing together some kind of potion.
AUTO
GO-4! Did you hear me? I am impatient!
GO-4
I heard you. I’m coming.
GO-4 drops a single speck of gold powder into a bottle, making it turn from bright blue into a sickly, glowing green.
GO-4
And lucky for you, I’m devilishly good with a pair of tweezers.
AUTO
Is that a brag?
The two of them chuckle briefly.
AUTO
It’s rather weak but alright.
GO-4
Fifty grains. No more, no less.
GO-4 hands AUTO the potion and he looks at it more admirably.
AUTO
Oh, I take that back. You are impressive.
GO-4
As I shine in your light.
AUTO
Tonight’s the night, GO-4! Glory will be mine!
AUTO looks up to the star before walking towards a pedestal in the middle of his study. He places the bottle delicately on the pedestal’s center and rests his hand right next to it. He exhales briefly as he chants arcane words while magic swirls around him.
AUTO
(WHISPERS) Lucum. Noctis. Terrum.
The sigils on the pedestal and the floor of his study glow with green, ethereal energy. GO-4 looks to him in concern before staring at his leader confidently.
AUTO
(WHISPERS) Nefulio.
As he finishes, a beam of green energy shoots from the bottle and bursts out through the skylight until it hits the star AUTO was talking to. As the bottle’s energy surges throughout the room, GO-4, meanwhile, looks up at the night sky in awe and triumph.
AUTO
(Shouting) Aurereum Caelum! Astra perenta reum!
Surging with power, AUTO grabs onto the beam, which is now working as a tether between our world and the star and using it to try and pull the star towards him. As AUTO tugs, the star inches closer and closer. GO-4 look on in amazement, almost as certain that absolute victory was in their hands as AUTO was.
AUTO
Yes! YES!!! YE–
But just then, the tether breaks and the star returns to where it once was in the sky
AUTO
NO!
The surge of energy knocks AUTO onto his back. When he gets back up, he sees that the bottle’s contents have turned pitch-black. GO-4 gasps while AUTO’s expression changes from shock to utter fury. He takes the bottle and throws it to the floor, yelling in rage. GO-4 tries his best to calm his assistant’s temper.
GO-4
AUTO. AUTO!
AUTO ignores him as he runs around his study, knocking everything he can find onto the floor.
AUTO
No! No! No, I had it! I felt it!
GO-4
I-it’s okay. It’s okay-careful! AUTO, you need those.
AUTO throws another bottle of potion at the wall before taking deep breaths as his assistant soothes him.
GO-4
Calm. Calm. Good boy.
GO-4 places his hands on AUTO’s chest approvingly before he turns and walks away.
AUTO
No! I can’t take this-this wanting that is never satisfied!
AUTO looks up at the sky and notices all the wishes floating around him. He reaches out and pulls three of them towards him with a wave of his hand.
GO-4
W-What are you doing? AUTO. Autopilot! Don't! Stop.
AUTO ignores him as he grabs one of the wishes and almost crushes it into his hand. GO-4 stops him, placing his hands on the wish and taking it away from him.
GO-4
Please, do not destroy those wishes!
AUTO
(EXASPERATED) Just three small wishes. Who would notice?
GO-4
The cook who prepares your favorite sushi, for one. That’s his wish.
AUTO
There are other cooks.
GO-4 plucks up the second wish and third wish AUTO was about to crush.
GO-4
And your best guard. And please, that one’s for M-O’s!
AUTO
In that case.
GO-4
Be serious. Hmm, how would you like the wishes of an entire garbage city?
AUTO
You found the traitors?
GO-4
You may fortify yourself with as many of their wishes as you want. No one will notice.
GO-4 unfurling a map of Axiom and Garbage City on one of the tables.
GO-4
There’s a young robot who takes every month to collect garbage.
GO-4 takes a figurine of a robot cleaning trash and moves it across the map as visual aid.
GO-4
He goes to the city of garbage cubes all alone, cleaning through the night. It is said; he always returns with a lighter load.
AUTO
So wicked. He’s taking supplies to Garbage City from the Earth.
GO-4
We’ll find them. And everyone knows that traitors deserve to lose their wishes entirely and forever!
AUTO
From the moment I met you and saw your wish, I knew you were the only man worthy to be my assistant.
AUTO suddenly grabs GO-4 and dips him.
GO-4
Oh! (GIGGLES) AUTO!
AUTO
Let’s go catch some traitors.
AUTO dips GO-4 again before laughing devilishly.
GO-4
You dip magnificently!
AUTO
Don’t I?
AUTO continues to dip GO-4 all around the study.
GO-4
Oh! Such control!
AUTO
It’s all in the arm and the bent knee.
He dips him one more time.
AUTO
How’s that?
GO-4
Dizzying.
The two exchange one last loving smile.
Ramdons comics that I made portal and Wall-E with the little artist that would be me ^_^, that enjoy them xD
