#goblin dad

[local-gobby-boi]

⭐️Daily reminder from Goblin Dad⭐️

Take your meds, drink some water, sleep if you haven’t, eat (real food!! Munch on dirt later...crumchy treat!) and be kind to yourself!! Goblin Dad loves you!

[midvvest-vampire]

i am a great father

[local-gobby-boi]

Gentle reminder from ur local glasses wearing goblin dad: Remember to tighten the screws on ur glasses or get them adjusted anD CLEAN YOUR FUCKIN GLASSES RIGHT NOW WE BOTH KNOW THEY’RE DIRTY AND SMUGED. CLEAN THEM SO YOU CAN SEE ALL YOUR CREATURE FRIENDS N MOSSY PALS BETTER!!!

[local-gobby-boi]

Daily reminder from Goblin Dad

Take your meds!! Gotta make sure everything’s nice and healthy for shiny hunting!

Drink some water!! It’s not good if you get dehydrated, what will the mushrooms think of you if you do!

Eat something! (Not dirt, real food!! Eat ur dirt later as a treat!)

Rest, your body gets weary from finding shinies and working on your hoard. Give it a break!!

Let the tension out of your body, relax your jaw, shoulders, etc!! Especially so if you’ve been hunched over recently talking to forest friends!

Do you have animal friends/pets? Play with them!! Take your doggie for a walk, or let your lizard chill with you for a little bit outside it’s tank! Make sure they’re taken care off to, it’ll make them AND you happy!!

If it’s late; Get some sleep!! I know the moon is pretty but sleep is good!! You’ll be well rested for tomorrow so you can go treasure hunting and dirt digging!!

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES FELLOW GOBLINS!! GOBLIN DAD LOVES YOU!!

[local-gobby-boi]

Reminder from Goblin Dad: Eat your dirt, take your meds, drink some water, be gay and do crimes!!

[local-gobby-boi]

Daily reminder from Goblin dad to eat your dirt, admire your hoard and do crimes

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

What about a goblin dad?

Twinkier then usual, but, still hot right???

[local-gobby-boi]

Goblin parent has turned 20 years old today