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me: *walks by a pretty plant*

the goblin side of my brain: “pluck a leaf.”

the rational side of my brain: “THEY ARE NOT FOR PLUCKING!”

the goblin side of my brain: “but what about that orange leaf? it doesn’t need that!”

GUYS. I JUST FOUND THE BESTEST WEBSITE. IT'S CALLED GOBLIN TOOLS. IT'S FOR IF YOU SUCK AT DOING THINGS.

I FOUND IT IN THE NOTES ON SOMEONE'S POST AND IT'S MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

LIKE LOOK

THERE'S LEVELS TO HOW MUCH HELP YOU NEED

okay but look I SUCK at cleaning my room. like it is a MESS. constantly.

And so I told it I needed to clean my room (also the bit at the top is great lol)

And since I have so much trouble, I put it at maximum spiciness. And it gave me a step-by-step of how to clean my room. Like LOOK

Like???? How did I not know this existed????? Idk but idc I have it now and that's what counts an I'm gonna use it al the time 😁

Good luck to all fellow struggling goblins out there an I hope this helpsssss!

P. S. If you want a before and after pic, lemme know in the notes.

High-school sucks, return to frog

got a big chair 🤩 my first office chair! *slaps roof of chair* i can fit so much gay sitting in this bad boy

some old photos from London at the jubilee market. there was so many cool vintage stuff!

me after realizing that i accidentally unfollowed a mutual when i was just trying to send an ask:

am I an actual goblin now

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