if I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?

my life is a circus and I am but a humble clown -heather williams

[baycitystygian]

well I guess it’s about time I made an about post!

I’ve been on this website for years now and I never really made a proper intro post to my blog, so here’s a couple basics for new friends & visitors just dropping by!

-heather williams, she/her, 27, neurodivergent as fuuuuuck but not officially diagnosed with specifics yet (although I’m almost certain I have autism, there’s a possibility I have ADHD or both? looking into a diagnosis, but definitely ND in general)

my sideblog for my current hyperfixation/crush/hall pass is @heather-willz and it is all Paul Williams all the timeeeee 💕this is not to subtract Paul posts from this blog but rather to add more Paul posts to this beautiful world that allowed this phenomenal composer to flourish (can you tell I’m delirious as I’m typing this)

-occasionally I write self-indulgent little nuggets and even more occasionally I will post them here. especially if you ask nice. you can find them under the tags #fanfiction or #fanfic. they are written for the audience of Me so absolutely nothing is personal if they're not your cup of tea.

-if you’re a minor and you like a post of mine, that’s cool- but I post whatever I feel like so be warned, I don’t censor myself and I do have a wide range in my sense of humor so there will probably be adult themes™️ on here so I don’t recommend sticking around- or do so but only at your own risk! I also don’t interact with minors and I’ve always listed my age just in case it matters to someone happening across my blog.

-I generally don’t tag often unless A) I’m talking in the tags or B) it’s a hyperfixation that I want to go back to/keep organized in tags on my blog, if you’re a mutual and there’s anything you’d like me to tag that you filter/blacklist please send me an anon in the ask box letting me know! I’m happy to tag anything that might be an issue but I don’t really know if anything specific is a sensitive topic to a mutual unless they tell me and you can absolutely stay anonymous about it- do not hesitate if there’s any way I can be a better moot ❤️

-big procrastinator and very sporadic on here (even though I generally use this app as my morning paper) so I can take awhile to get to asks & sometimes I forget altogether, sometimes I save them in drafts then forget to check my drafts & I’m very bad about that and I am SO sorry cause it’s genuinely never personal 😅same with messages but I’m not unfriendly, I just have raging executive dysfunction

-I block liberally over political reasons, TERFS are blocked on sight, any blog I happen across that’s said/reblogged something that might generally be upsetting to me and, of course, bots get blocked too- I don’t engage in discourse so if you’re a TERF, right winger, or just a general troll just keep moving along or block me cause I just go right for the block button anyway. any hate has no home here, UNLESS it’s hate for bigots or cops ✨

-I check blogs of people I follow but I don’t necessarily check OP’s so if I’ve accidentally reblogged something from a shitty person (“OP is a terf,” etc) just slide in the ask hole and let me know cause the odds are almost 100% that I’m unaware

-I am a continually broke ass bitch that feels guilty every time I see a donation post and I feel awful every time I don’t donate because I literally cannot keep my own shit together. As a result I generally don’t reblog donation posts or any call-to-action posts, partially also because my blog is really for my own entertainment and I use tumblr as a lighthearted escape from the world. which has become increasingly difficult as of late but I still want to keep my blog as just fun posts or anything I find useful. I do care, a lot in fact… but it’s complicated.

-I don’t post original posts terribly often, mostly just reblog anything that tickles my fancy but vintage fashion/shows/music and rocks are my big ones on here. most original posts are just top-of-my-head nonsense or stuff I’m hyperfixating on

-if you’re a fan of Paul Williams, Barenaked Ladies, Bucks Fizz, Bay City Rollers/Rabbitt, Flo & Eddie, Howard Jones, Taco Ockerse, Bowling For Soup, Wings (the TV sitcom but I’m also a Paul McCartney & Wings encyclopedia if that’s more your speed), Phantom of the Paradise, The New Monkees, or Caroline In The City, those are all recent-ish interests of mine that have almost NO fandom so like. you’re automatically my friend now if you like any of those 😂

…I think that about covers everything I wanted to say, so sit back, relax, and have fun in my hodgepodge of a social media home ✨

[loosened-seams]

lobber try's fried ice cream

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Tags by @rabbiteclair

#i've hand cranked an lgbt sausage or two

[theliteralbear]

Stained Glass Can of Sardines : Renske van Barschot

[baycitystygian]

so uh. work shit time but this time it's my part time job I work at extremely infrequently because I'm basically as-needed...

my manager apparently retired, which. I knew she was getting close to that. I knew she was training these two people (who are extraordinarily competent and the only people that would've made a logical fit as her replacement) to take over her position. But apparently she's been gone for like a month now and also it was like a two day notice 🫢more power to her tho... she's always been a BADDIE and I knew she was fed up so... I'm mostly just impressed. but also sad because she was like my ornery cigarette auntie that I followed like a little duckling and now I don't have a mama when I come in here, I have two guys roughly my age who I basically look at like peers who are better at The Job than I am. It's weird. Every time I walk in here it feels like everything changed around me and it's so unsettling. My days her might be numbered. But I love this place and have wonderful memories attached to it. But also I feel extremely Unimportant and I live an hour and a half away now so it's already harder for me to pick up shifts. But also this is the last tie I have left to the Thing I Went To School For. Idk man it's tough over here 😭

[baycitystygian]

are your late 20's supposed to feel like you're a ghost of your former self or is Brutus just holding a metaphorical knife to my mental health again

[baycitystygian]

I can feel it in my bones... it's gotta be Brutus playing tricks on me. With a dash of "you can physically return to a place or an object but you can never go BACK truly"

[th3-st4rs-w1ll-w41t]

Ive noticed that every oingo boingo fan here also likes Phantom Of The Paradise or Reanimator or both

[askparadise]

Yap central over here on the POTP Discord. Anyway here’s the film in memes format Memes by @kittimu, @audrac-blue and @bonzlydoo

[baycitystygian]

are your late 20's supposed to feel like you're a ghost of your former self or is Brutus just holding a metaphorical knife to my mental health again

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

[roughbuddy]

reblog to let your mutuals know that they can always give you the “OKAY SO” and you will listen

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[shitandpissworldtour]

happy pride month

[shitandpissworldtour]

that time of year again!

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

[james-silvercat]

Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post

[lierdumoa]

The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.

Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.

[lastoneout]

diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!

[pinheadb]