#goblinrambles

[goblinselfshippr]

Im back and I have a crush on an irredeemable bald bastard

He sucks idc

[goblinselfshippr]

Do you guys ever think about what soups your f/os would be?

Actually, fuck it, gimme your f/o and I will turn them into a soup

[goblinselfshippr]

Also while all this has been going on, Bruce (specifically B/WFA) is an official f/o, I just haven't touched my carrd and don't have the spoons to update it. His tag is

#❤️[Wonderland]

And they have a lil fankid (he's not TECHNICALLY their bio kid but he kinda is) his name is Dustin and he's a little fucker (affectionate). This is he

[goblinselfshippr]

I am havibg,,

Thots™️

Step 1- get soundclip of f/o. Look at the wavy waves.

Step 2- acquire paper and toothpick

Step 3- poke holes where tops of soundwaves go. (I traced it with a sticky note. could prob use wax paper or plastic bag)

Step 4- put thread through holey holes

Step 5- decorate desk.

[goblinselfshippr]

Hey guys my spoons are super low from trying to plan my party (also have two other irl birthdays in March to attend and somewhat assist planning). I've already put on my other social media that I'll be unavailable until April 11th, so I think it's only fair that I tell you guys the same. (Even though I'll be queueing some stuff and probably posting on occasion)

You can def still dm me or use the askbox if that's more your thing, but please don't be upset if it takes me a few days to answer.

[goblinselfshippr]

Happy 1 year to me actually thinking abt my identity and semi opening up to people irl that I'm demi femme 🥰

[goblinselfshippr]

SCREAMING CRYING PUNCHING THE WALL I GOTTA DO THIS W KURT AUGH

[goblinselfshippr]

I think it is supremely funny to put my s/i into awkward situations even though I would be PISSED if half of this happened to me